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{{notice|''See also: [[Terrorism]], [[USA]], [[W]], [[Islam]].''}} | |||
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''Not to be confused with a former [[W|Autocrat]]'' | ''Not to be confused with a former [[W|Autocrat]]'' | ||
Terrorists are usually a group of <strike>Arabs</strike> disguised Jews and [[attention whore]]s, [[Nobody Cares|whom nobody gave a shit about]], and out of fustration they started to blow shit up. Later they realized that still nobody gave a shit, and they proceeded to be [[an hero]] by blowing themselves up in crowded places. This finally drew the attention of Western goverments, and since the Arab love to blow themselves up and [[USA]] loves to blow shit up as well, [[W]] decided to make Arab as their offical target practise dummies for their new toys. | '''Terrorists''' are usually a group of <strike>Arabs</strike> disguised Jews and [[attention whore]]s, [[Nobody Cares|whom nobody gave a shit about]], and out of fustration they started to blow shit up. Later they realized that still nobody gave a shit, and they proceeded to be [[an hero]] by blowing themselves up in crowded places. This finally drew the attention of Western goverments, and since the Arab love to blow themselves up and [[USA]] loves to blow shit up as well, [[W]] decided to make Arab as their offical target practise dummies for their new toys. | ||
Eventually [[W]] [[accidentally]] the economy, and in dire need of MOAR monies, he declared the Arab of undeveloped country as a massive terrorist treath to western superpowers. This of course gave [[W]] perfect opportunity to steal their oil and rape their [[wimmins]]. | Eventually [[W]] [[accidentally]] the economy, and in dire need of MOAR monies, he declared the Arab of undeveloped country as a massive terrorist treath to western superpowers. This of course gave [[W]] perfect opportunity to steal their oil and rape their [[wimmins]]. | ||
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==History== | ==History== | ||
It all goes back to the [[Bible]] (as everything shitty does). The first known | It all goes back to the [[Bible]] (as everything shitty does). The first known terrorist was ''Cain'', the seed from which [[Islam]] and the first RNC party leader descend. | ||
The Terrorists are more commonly known as 'foreigners', '[[Jews]]' and '[[Muslims]]'. | The term "terrorist" was used for the first time in [[French Revolution#The Reign of Terror|radical secularist regime]] at 1790s [[France]], which means even before Muslims, the first terrorists were secularists. | ||
Since [[9/11]], Terrorists are more commonly known as 'foreigners', '[[Jews]]' and '[[Muslims]]'. It's scientific law that white people cannot be terrorists. | |||
To appear clever and original in a Liberal community, use the phrase "War on ''Errorism''" with a picture of [[W]] you pretentious fuck. | To appear clever and original in a Liberal community, use the phrase "War on ''Errorism''" with a picture of [[W]] you pretentious fuck. | ||
Common hobbies of | Common hobbies of terrorists are the [[lulz]] of blowing themselves up, and the US [[Military]] loves blowing them up too. That is why they get along so well. | ||
[[Image:Onstickam.jpg|thumb|Let's [[fail|plan]] our [[epic_fail|attack]] on StickAm!]] | [[Image:Onstickam.jpg|thumb|Let's [[fail|plan]] our [[epic_fail|attack]] on StickAm!]] | ||
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==How to Spot a Terrorist== | ==How to Spot a Terrorist== | ||
It is vital that the upstanding citizen know how to spot one of these uncivilized mongrels. | It is vital that the upstanding citizen know how to spot one of these uncivilized mongrels. | ||
Common characteristics of terrorists include: | Common characteristics of terrorists include: | ||
* Sand in their vaginas | * Sand in their vaginas. Sand anywhere on them, actually- they're called sandniggers for a reason. | ||
* Shitty friends-only LiveJournals | * Shitty friends-only LiveJournals | ||
* Wears a turban for terrorist group therapies on StickAm | * Wears a turban for terrorist group therapies on StickAm | ||
* Degrees in the field of medicine | * Degrees in the field of medicine | ||
* Black knees | * Black knees | ||
* Living in England, France or Sweden | |||
* Living in England | |||
* Incomprehensible languages written in [[Moonspeak|squiggly]] | * Incomprehensible languages written in [[Moonspeak|squiggly]] | ||
* Being a minority | * Being a minority | ||
* Driving an SUV | * Driving an SUV | ||
* The use of shampoo | * The use of shampoo | ||
* "GET THE FUCK ON THE GROUND, DON'T LOOK AT MY FACE!" - Osama Bin Laden. | * "GET THE FUCK ON THE GROUND, DON'T LOOK AT MY FACE!" - Osama Bin Laden. | ||
* Muslim. All Muslims are terrorists | * Muslim. All Muslims are terrorists | ||
* Unnecessary yelling and shooting | * Unnecessary yelling and shooting | ||
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==List of The Terrorists== | ==List of The Terrorists== | ||
[[Image:pwndlindh.jpg|thumb|lright| LOL PWND]] | [[Image:pwndlindh.jpg|thumb|lright| LOL PWND]] | ||
*<s>[[Timothy McVeigh]]</s> [http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=22874 proof],[http://www.stopcovertwar.com/McVeigh.html more] | *<s>[[Timothy McVeigh]]</s> [http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=22874 proof],[http://www.stopcovertwar.com/McVeigh.html more] | ||
*[Saddam Hussein] <s>[http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3248177088876820839 proof]</s>[[Lies|LIES]] [[Rules_of_the_Internet|Refer to Rule 32]] | *[Saddam Hussein] <s>[http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3248177088876820839 proof]</s>[[Lies|LIES]] [[Rules_of_the_Internet|Refer to Rule 32]] | ||
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*<s>[[John F. Kennedy|Lee Harvey Oswald]]</s> [http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3488132719239248250 proof] | *<s>[[John F. Kennedy|Lee Harvey Oswald]]</s> [http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3488132719239248250 proof] | ||
* [[Jews]]: | * [[Jews]]: | ||
** [[Barack Obama|Obama Biden Laden]] | |||
** [[George W. Bush]] | |||
** Insurgent (24channer) | |||
** [[Bill Clinton]] | |||
** [[George Washington]] | |||
** [[Philadelphia|Benjamin Franklin]] | |||
** [[Donald Rumsfeld]] | |||
** [[Hillary Clinton]] | |||
* [[Black people]]: | * [[Black people]]: | ||
** [[Barack Obama|Obama Biden Laden]] | |||
** [[Patriotic Nigras]] | |||
** That guy who did the [[Dallas Police Shootings]] | |||
** [[Trayvon Martin]] | |||
** [[Black Lives Matter]] | |||
* [[Homosexuals]]: | * [[Homosexuals]]: | ||
** [[George W. Bush]] | |||
** [[Omar Mateen]] | |||
** [[Barack Obama|Obama Biden Laden]] | |||
** [[Hillary Clinton]] | |||
* [[White Devils]]: | |||
** [[Eric Harris]] & [[Dylan Klebold]] | |||
** [[CMR]] | |||
** [[Adam Lanza]] | |||
** [[Jared Lee Loughner]] | |||
** [[Marc Lepine]] | |||
** [[Robert Hawkins]] | |||
** [[Anders Breivik]] | |||
* All [[Islam|Muslims]]: | * All [[Islam|Muslims]]: | ||
** [[Barack Obama|Obama Biden Laden]] | |||
** [[Bashar al-Assad]] | |||
** [[Omar Mateen]] [[Irony|again..]] | |||
** [[Victim|Murat Kurnaz]] [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murat_Kurnaz proof] | |||
** <s>[[Saddam Hussein]]</s> [http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3248177088876820839 proof] | |||
** <s>[[Osama bin Laden]]</s> [[Jews did wtc|vindicated]] | |||
** Any [[Arab|Cameljockey]] | |||
** [[John Walker Lindh]] | |||
** [[Libertarian]]s | |||
** [[Dell|Dell laptops]] | |||
*[[French Revolution#The Reign of Terror|The Reign of Terror]] - Where the term "terrorist" first used on. | |||
* [[Navid]] | * [[Navid]] | ||
*[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force|Mooninites]] | *[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force|Mooninites]] |
Latest revision as of 16:03, 30 September 2024
See also: Terrorism, USA, W, Islam. |
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Not to be confused with a former Autocrat
Terrorists are usually a group of Arabs disguised Jews and attention whores, whom nobody gave a shit about, and out of fustration they started to blow shit up. Later they realized that still nobody gave a shit, and they proceeded to be an hero by blowing themselves up in crowded places. This finally drew the attention of Western goverments, and since the Arab love to blow themselves up and USA loves to blow shit up as well, W decided to make Arab as their offical target practise dummies for their new toys.
Eventually W accidentally the economy, and in dire need of MOAR monies, he declared the Arab of undeveloped country as a massive terrorist treath to western superpowers. This of course gave W perfect opportunity to steal their oil and rape their wimmins.
The United States Department of Defense defines The Terrorists as: Liberals, peaceniks, environmentalists, pretzels, Europeans, black people, Arabs and the rest of the world (Jews).
The CIA is a Terrorist training organization.
History
It all goes back to the Bible (as everything shitty does). The first known terrorist was Cain, the seed from which Islam and the first RNC party leader descend.
The term "terrorist" was used for the first time in radical secularist regime at 1790s France, which means even before Muslims, the first terrorists were secularists.
Since 9/11, Terrorists are more commonly known as 'foreigners', 'Jews' and 'Muslims'. It's scientific law that white people cannot be terrorists.
To appear clever and original in a Liberal community, use the phrase "War on Errorism" with a picture of W you pretentious fuck.
Common hobbies of terrorists are the lulz of blowing themselves up, and the US Military loves blowing them up too. That is why they get along so well.
How to Spot a Terrorist
It is vital that the upstanding citizen know how to spot one of these uncivilized mongrels.
Common characteristics of terrorists include:
- Sand in their vaginas. Sand anywhere on them, actually- they're called sandniggers for a reason.
- Shitty friends-only LiveJournals
- Wears a turban for terrorist group therapies on StickAm
- Degrees in the field of medicine
- Black knees
- Living in England, France or Sweden
- Incomprehensible languages written in squiggly
- Being a minority
- Driving an SUV
- The use of shampoo
- "GET THE FUCK ON THE GROUND, DON'T LOOK AT MY FACE!" - Osama Bin Laden.
- Muslim. All Muslims are terrorists
- Unnecessary yelling and shooting
Are Terrorists nice people?
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Are terrorists nice people?
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Are they even a little bit nice?
Hobbies
- putting sand in their vaginas
- spending about all their free time eating shit
- doing gay circle jerks yelling "Allahu Akbar"
- constantly saying "Allahu Akbar"
- blowing themselves up
- blowing other people up
- trying to blow stuff up
- blowing stuff up and yelling "Allahu Akbar"
- getting owned by other countries in their country (you know you're fucked when you getting dick slapped in your own turf)
- getting owned by a magical force (as they call it) that drops bombs on them
- Collecting manuals for terrorism
- hiding in tunnels
- Black knees
- brainwashing kids into hating Americans
- being un-American
- hating Jews
- sucking dick
- laughing at 9/11
- wearing turbans
- praising Allah
List of The Terrorists
Timothy McVeighproof,more- [Saddam Hussein]
proofLIES Refer to Rule 32 Osama bin LadenproofLee Harvey Oswaldproof- Jews:
- Obama Biden Laden
- George W. Bush
- Insurgent (24channer)
- Bill Clinton
- George Washington
- Benjamin Franklin
- Donald Rumsfeld
- Hillary Clinton
- Black people:
- Obama Biden Laden
- Patriotic Nigras
- That guy who did the Dallas Police Shootings
- Trayvon Martin
- Black Lives Matter
- Homosexuals:
- White Devils:
- All Muslims:
- The Reign of Terror - Where the term "terrorist" first used on.
- Navid
- Mooninites
- Kanye West
- Chechens
- Oh, fuck it. Anyone who isn't a Bush loving patriotic necroconservative.
- the unabomber
- Cory Lidle
- mthrfkn
- You
- Your Mom
- Kingscrusher
- All truthfags
See also
External links:
- Terroristcamp.com Contains REAL beheadings for you sick fucks.
Terrorist is part of a series on Fox News [Over To You] |
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