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[[File:A-Log's Fursona.jpg|200px|thumb|right|A-Log's [[fursona]] - the star of his fanfiction.]]
[[File:A-Log's Fursona.jpg|200px|thumb|right|A-Log's [[fursona]] - the star of his fanfiction.]]
What follows is a collection of [[Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto|Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto's]] shitty [[self-insert]] erotic [[fanfiction]], eleven stories from his World's Luckiest Guy series and seventeen from his as-yet-incomplete series of [[Halloween]] fapfics, 31 Tricks, 31 Treats. Of the World's Luckiest Guy stories, nine are sequential, happening in a series, and two (An Ebony Goddess Sits Next Door and Neapolitan New Year) are standalone.
What follows is a series of links to logs of [[Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto|Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto's]] shitty [[self-insert]] erotic [[fanfiction]], seventeen stories from his World's Luckiest Guy series and eighteen from his as-yet-incomplete series of [[Halloween]] fapfics, 31 Tricks, 31 Treats. Of the World's Luckiest Guy stories, eleven are sequential, happening in a series, and six (An Ebony Goddess Sits Next Door, Neapolitan New Year A Big Birthday For Big Tyme, The Guardian's Mother, Ay, Mamacita! and Stuffed) are standalone. The Guardian's Mother and Ay, Mamacita! were also apparently written especially for Mother's Day. [[Sick fuck|Just think about the implications of that for a moment]].


The stories are reproduced unedited and unaltered, complete with author's notes - a glimpse into the deranged and emotionally stunted sexual fantasies of an [[overweight]], [[autistic]] male [[virgin]] [[furfag]] - for your [[shotgun mouthwash|reading pleasure]].
The stories are reproduced unedited and unaltered, complete with author's notes - a glimpse into the deranged and emotionally stunted sexual fantasies of an [[overweight]], [[autistic]] male [[virgin]] [[furfag]] - for your [[shotgun mouthwash|reading pleasure]].
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90 Braisted Avenue, Staten Island, NY 10314  
90 Braisted Avenue, Staten Island, NY 10314  


Or, alternatively, you might want to e-mail the stories to A-Log's mom's personal e-mail at the following address:
Or, alternatively, [[you]] might want to e-mail the stories to A-Log's mom's personal e-mail at the following address:
 
*'''E-mail:''' [email protected]


'''E-mail:''' [email protected]


* '''WSIA-FM's Mailing Address:'''
* '''WSIA-FM's Mailing Address:'''
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Staten Island, New York 10314
Staten Island, New York 10314


Or, alternatively, you might want to e-mail the stories to the general manager of WSIA-FM at the following address:
Or, alternatively, [[you]] might want to e-mail the stories to the general manager of WSIA-FM at the following address:


'''E-mail:''' General [email protected]
*'''E-mail:''' General [email protected]


==The World's Luckiest Guy==
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World's Luckiest Guy


by Anthony LoGatto
A-Log is also known to contribute to [[Lol so randum XD|Operation: Three-Legged Dolphin]], a [[unfunny|humor]] [[old media|magazine]] written, published and funded by the students of the College of Staten Island, but, for some reason, he seems to have neglected to submit these stories in spite of how undeniably [[lulz|hilarious]] they are.


Rated NC-17
Perhaps [[you]] might want to remedy that?


*'''Operation: Three-Legged Dolphin's Mailing Address:'''
Operation: Three-Legged Dolphin,
2800 Victory Boulevard,
Staten Island, NY 10314,
Campus Center 1C, Room 230


Chapter 1: Rouge & Rita
Or, alternatively, [[you]] might want to e-mail the stories to Operation: Three-Legged Dolphin's submissions department at the following address, expressing an interest in having them published in the magazine and Mr. LoGatto receiving the [[b&|credit]] he so richly deserves:


Written: 1-16-02
*'''E-mail:''' [email protected]
Finished: 4-21-02


==Links To The Stories==
** [[Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto/Fanfiction/The World's Luckiest Guy|The World's Luckiest Guy]]
*** [[Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto/Fanfiction/The World's Luckiest Guy/Main story|The World's Luckiest Guy (Main Story)]]
*** [[Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto/Fanfiction/The World's Luckiest Guy/Standalone stories|The World's Luckiest Guy (Standalone Story)]]
** [[Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto/Fanfiction/31 Tricks, 31 Treats|31 Tricks, 31 Treats]]


(open to see Anthony driving in his car. He steers with one hand, and he looks over a list with another. Focus on the list, as it has many women on his list. Switch back to him as he looks over a house, and stops by there. He parks the car in front of the house. He gets out of the car and walks towards the door. Just as he was about to knock, a black hedgehog steps out in front of him. This is Shadow, Rouge's boyfriend. He looks at him like he was an intruder.)
==See Also==
*[[Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto]]
*[[Friends of A-Log]]
*[[Virgin]]
*[[Forever Alone]]
*[[WWOEC]]
*[[Self-insert]]
*[[Fursona]]
*[[Yiff]]


Shadow: (angry) Who the hell is this?!
{{furfaggotry}}
 
Anthony: (shocked/trying to remain calm) Oh, Shadow! Fancy meeting you here. So, um...
 
(gets cut off as Rouge appears next to her angered boyfriend.)
 
Rouge: That's Anthony, Shadow. He was the one who invited us to Groucho's party, remember?
 
Anthony: Yeah, she's got a point there, Shadow.
 
(Shadow remembers about the party. He then cools down.)
 
Shadow: Oh right. Nice to see you again, A-Log. (Anthony nods as Shadow kisses Rouge on the cheek.) I'm going to work now, Rouge. Take care of the flowers for me while I'm gone.
 
Rouge: (rolls her eyes) Alright. (Shadow walks past Anthony as he walks towards his car. He starts up the engine, and speeds off. Rouge walks inside, with Anthony following her.)
 
Anthony: (as Rouge walks towards her couch) So, how are you and Shadow doing?
 
Rouge: (turns around arubtly, upset) Rotten! (turns back and sits down) All Shadow ever cares about are those damn flowers of his! He doesn't even have time to spend with me!
 
Anthony: What about when you had that date with him and you told me about how Shadow give you the best 40 minutes of your life?
 
Rouge: Good point. But he still cares about those flowers. I wish I could do something.
 
Anthony: (sits down next to her) You know what? I think you need a real guy, Rouge.
 
Rouge: Oh, really? (gets seductive and bats her eyelashes to him. Switch to Anthony, who's now looking nervous.)
 
Anthony: (nervous) *gulp* Well, maybe not me. Maybe somebody else.
 
(Rouge then moves closer to Anthony, still having that seductive look in her eyes and sound in her voice.)
 
Rouge: (sexy) No, Anthony, I want you! And I want you now! (moves up to him closer; so close, that her breasts are on his chest.)
 
Anthony: (smiles) I've been waiting for this for a while, Rouge. Let's do it!
 
(Anthony then wraps his arms around Rouge, and gives her a deep kiss on her lips. She takes this in as she carresses his back, as Anthony does the same. He then slides a hand down to her breasts to take her top covering off. As he does, he sees that Rouge is wearing a black and purple bandeau.)
 
Anthony: (pleased) Man, Rouge. You sure know how to accessorise.
 
Rouge: (seductively) [gently pushes Anthony off] That's not all. (she takes off the bottom covering to reveal a sexy pink thong. Anthony's eyes grow wide as he sees her that way.) Shall we begin? (squeezes her breasts)
 
Anthony: (amazed) [takes off his shirt] Let's shall.
 
(Rouge sits on his knees and kisses him again. As they are kissing, Rouge guides her hand down to his crotch. As soon she found her destination, she starts to rub it, as it releases pleasured moans from Anthony. As he is liplocked, he manages to unhook her bra. She stops for a moment to let it fall off, revealing her voluptous 50DDD breasts.)
 
Rouge: (erotically) You know I grew them for you, Anthony. I liked it the first time we did it, {Author's Note: See "Rouge Cheats on Shadow 2.0" for more info} so why not give me an encore?
 
Anthony: (smiles) As you wish, Rouge.
 
(Rouge holds up her breasts as Anthony begins to suck on her mountainous mams. She smiles at him like a mother watching a baby breastfeeding. She lets go as Anthony fondles one of them, as he sucks on the other. She leans her head back to release a deep moan as she is enjoying this pleasure. Rouge then feels his penis throbbing from under her. As he continues sucking, she gets an idea.)
 
Rouge: (erotically) Ok, that's enough. (pushes his head off her breasts) Now let me return the favor.
 
Anthony: Which is?
 
Rouge: (erotically) As in let me pleasure you for making Shadow go away. Besides, (unzips his pants) his size is nothing compared to your's.
 
Anthony: Oh? What is his size?
 
Rouge: (erotically) Oh, about 3-4. Your's outmatches his. (takes his pants off and gazes into his hung 6 inch cock.) My, my, my. You're well hung compared to him.
 
Anthony: (erotically) Well, why won't you take my 6 inches and suck on it?
 
(Rouge smiles at him as she gazes at his size. She then engulfs her mouth onto his cock, and gives him a blowjob. She starts to lick the head, and licks the rest of his length. Pan to Anthony, enjoying this as he arches back.)
 
Anthony: (erotically) Oh my sweet God, Rouge. (gasps) You're a pro at this, aren't you? Uhn.
 
(Pan back to Rouge as she bobs her head up and down on his huge rod. She then takes her mouth out, and puts her big, lucious breasts on his base. She rubs them together on his shaft as she kisses and licks the head. This is all that Anthony could stand as he grips on the couch's arm. He then grunts, and shoots his load into Rouge's mouth. About 8 shots of it. Rouge does her best to take them in, but some of it dribbled out of her mouth, and on to her breast. She then licks him clean, and takes her mouth off it.)
 
Rouge: (content) Mmmm. You were always tasty when I suck you, Anthony.
 
Anthony: (panting) Really? Thanks for the complement, Rouge.
 
Rouge: (smiles, then looks at his still hard cock) Hmmm. It's still hard. (erotically) Since your cock is still a rock, let's fuck.
 
Anthony: (confused) Why? But what about your pussy?
 
Rouge: (erotically) Don't worry, baby. You can have some of it later. Right now, however, I want you to stick that 6-inch hammer in me, and let's do it!
 
Anthony: (smiles) Alright then. You know the position.
 
(Rouge smiles at him as she gets into all fours. Anthony does have some time to reach over his pants pocket to take a condom. He opens it first, then checks it. When he's done checking, he puts it on. Rouge looks back at him, smiling erotically.)
 
Rouge: (erotically) You know, I'm still wearing my thong. Should I take it off or not?
 
Anthony: (as he gets near her) Nah. I can just move the back part out of the way. It'll be easier for me to do you hard like a drill. (he gets near her ass, and he does just that.) Are you ready, Rouge?
 
Rouge: (erotically) Hell yeah! Now fuck me good, Tony!
 
(Anthony snaps to at the mention of Tony, and he gets a wicked grin on his face. He then starts to shove his length into Rouge's pussy. He starts out slow, but then he quickens the pace as Rouge moans lowly, then loudly with each thrust.)
 
Rouge: (erotic screaming) Oh yes! Oh sweet GOD yes! (gasps) Ah! C'mon Anthony; harder, HARDER!!! (continues panting) (she then gyrates her hips giving him deep penetration, her breasts sway in her movements) Oh GOD you make this feel so good! Uhn!
 
Anthony: (thrusting into her) Good, eh? How about better? (he thrusts into her more deeper, and her moans get louder.)
 
Rouge: (enjoying this) Oh my god! Yes! (panting) Harder, faster, deeper... Oh! You're so big, Anthony! So big! Uhn! Make me cum, Anthony! Make me!
 
Anthony: As you wish! (he thrusts even more hard. He then looks over her) You shouldn't have called me Tony, Rouge. Now say my name!
 
Rouge: (erotic screaming) Anthony!
 
Anthony: Say it!
 
Rouge: Anthony!!
 
Anthony: Louder!
 
Rouge: ANTHONY!!!!! Oh! (continues to moan, and then she feels it coming) Oh, Anthony don't stop! I love you so much, I... I... AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! (she goes into orgasm as her cum splashes onto his cock.)
 
Anthony: (grunts as Rouge goes into orgasm. This gives him the cue to shoot out his semen, even if they're covered inside the condom. When he's finished, he gets off of Rouge, and disposes the condom.)
 
Rouge: (catches her breath) Wow. That was great. Thanks Anthony.
 
Anthony: (as he gets his clothes back on) My pleasure, even though I'm not actually whoring myself. (remembers something) Oh, I almost forgot. (pulls out an invitation)
 
Rouge: (confused) What's that for?
 
Anthony: Oh, it's an invitation for you to come to a little party I'm planning. It'll be great. It's a little shorter than Groucho's, but it's gonna be a good night for you. (gives her the invitation)
 
Rouge: (recieves it) Thanks. (Anthony then starts to leave) Do you have to go?
 
Anthony: (as he's at the door) Of course. I have some more invitations to send. I'll see you at the party. Oh, and dress up in something sexy for the party. (leaves her home, and walks into his car. He then starts up the motor, and he drives off.)
 
(Minutes later, he is holding the list again, and has crossed Rouge's name off the list as complete. He then looks at a name of another girl. He seems to know the feline, and he drives up to her house. He then gets out of the car and walks towards the door. He then rings the doorbell, and waits for someone to answer. Seconds later, Rita from the Animaniacs, answers the door. Compared to her old self, she is now sexier and an anthromorphic {In this universe she is- Anthony}. She is wearing an orange tube top, and blue jeans. She holds her left hand on the wall, and her right hand on her hip, looking seductive to Anthony as her tail wags slowly back and forth.)
 
[[Image:ritadancegif.gif|200px|thumb|right|A-Log faps to this shit.]]
 
Rita: Mornin', Ant. What's cookin'?
 
Anthony: Morning, Rita. I'm doing fine, thanks. That's a cute outfit you're wearing.
 
Rita: Thanks. I got it at Macy's.
 
Anthony: I see. Can I come in?
 
Rita: (moves back a bit) Well, come on in. (he enters, as she places her hands on her hips) Make yourself at home.
 
(She watches as Anthony goes towards her couch, and takes a seat. She then goes there, and takes a seat herself, next to him. To be a little coy, she crosses her leg on top of the other.)
 
Rita: So, Ant. What brings you here?
 
Anthony: Well, I just came from Rouge's place, after I gave her an invitation to a party I'm throwing tonight.
 
Rita: Oh, that's great. What's the occassion?
 
Anthony: Oh, it's just a night with me and the girls. But the catch is, is that the party is actually an orgy.
 
Rita: (raises an eyebrow) [interested] Really?
 
Anthony: Of course. Why do you ask?
 
Rita: (getting seductive) Well, you know I work for Swing Shift Studios, right?
 
Anthony: Of course. That's one of America's best porn studios. I know your work.
 
Rita: (gets closer to Anthony) So, before you came here, did you have sex with Rouge?
 
Anthony: (a little nervous) Well, yeah. You're not offended, Rita?
 
Rita: (seductive) No. I've been in this thing before. I do work in the porn biz. So I don't mind being in an orgy.
 
Anthony: (brightens) That's great. But, you have to prove that you have what it takes to do me.
 
Rita: (erotically) Oh, really? (starts to stand up) Want me to prove myself to you?
 
Anthony: (chuckles) Knock yourself out.
 
(Rita stands herself up in front of him, to see what she can do. She starts by getting the rhythm into herself as music, the type they use in XXX films, starts to play. She then starts to dance sexually in front of him. She entertains him by gyrating her body as she carresses her breasts. She then puts her arms behind her head, and guides her tail to slink up and thrust it in between her breasts. She does this for five minutes. When she's done, she turns about face, places her hands on her knees, and guides her tail like a snake to Anthony's crotch. When it gets to her target, she uses her tail to slowly carress his kick zone. She looks back at him, as he enjoys this.)
 
Rita: (erotically) You liking this, big boy?
 
Anthony: (mesmerized) Yeah. But not as I'll enjoy this. (he then reaches out his arms, and grabs her trim waist. Rita looks on, as her tail was almost near the jean buckle. He then pulls her towards his lap, even though he is not fully erected.)
 
(Rita is surprised by this. But her shock becomes pleasure, as Anthony begins to carress her beautful breasts. She releases many pleasured moans, as Anthony continues his act. Her moans become more lower when he decides to kiss her neck. She tilts her neck to her left, giving more room for him to kiss her neck. She then feels his throbbing cock throbbing her from behind, but she feels that it's not enough.)
 
Rita: (thinking) I'm doing great. His cock is near hardness. Now I need to keep it hard so he wouldn't cum yet. (she then breaks his hold, and turns herself around, facing him. She is now kissing him romactically with her tounge. Anthony then does the same. While they're in their liplock, Rita carresses herself on his crotch, destined to make his hard-on stay on. Then, like a reflex, she goes out of the liplock, and takes off her tube top, revealing to Anthony her round, voluptous breasts.)
 
Anthony: (impressed) Wow. Looks like you've been working out, Rita.
 
Rita: (erotically) (caresses her breasts) That's what the jiz biz is all about, baby! So do like my fellow actors did and suck my tits!
 
Anthony: Alright! (he then puts his mouth on her left breast, and again to the right breast. Rita is smiling contently as he indulges himself on her mams. She then leans her head back as he continues his breastfeeding. She then pulls him off, and stands up.)
 
Rita: (erotically) You like that?
 
Anthony: Yeah.
 
Rita: (erotically) Well, since these jeans I'm wearing is too long, I'm going to change into something more comfortable.
 
Anthony: What should I do while I wait?
 
Rita: (erotically) Get yourself undress. I want you completely naked when I come out of my room. (she then walks towards her room, with her hips swaying back and forth. As she gets to the door, she goes in a bit, but looks back at him.) I know you're going to love what I'm wearing when I come out.
 
Anthony: (smugly) You know I will!
 
(Rita smiles at him, and closes the door. While she's in there, Anthony does have some time to get himself undress. He is soon in the nude, just as Rita opens her door. Camera pans over to her. She places her left hand on the wall, as she holds her jean pants over her shoulder. She is now wearing sexy cut-off jean shorts. Pan over to Anthony, who is amazed at this beauty. She then walks over to him, with a seductive smile on her features.)
 
Anthony: (amazed) Wow, Rita. No wonder why Runt almost ran wild when he sees you.
 
Rita: (gets closer to him) (erotically) Well, that's his price for mistaking me for a dog. Now let's cut to the chase. (she puts her hands on his shoulders, and lowers him down to the floor. She then gets on top of him, and gives him a deep, romantic kiss. As they are in their liplock, Anthony guides his hands towards Rita's ass. As Rita still kisses him, he starts to slide off her cut-off jeans off her body. Rita lifts herself up a bit, as Anthony slides her shorts down her legs. She puts herself back down on him, and continues their liplock.)
 
(as they are kissing, Rita suddenly feels Anthony's hard cock throbbing her stomach. She then breaks the kiss.)
 
Rita: (erotically) I've noticed that I made your meat hard during our kiss.
 
Anthony: So it has. Now what?
 
Rita: (erotically) Well, (grabs his cock) why won't I suck on your gorgeous cock, while you suck on my delicious pussy?
 
Anthony: (raises an eyebrow) You're going to a 69, are you?
 
Rita: (erotically) Of course, baby. (moves up a bit and turns about face) Now just relax as I pleasure you.
 
(Anthony nods as Rita positions her waist on his face. He starts to eat her out, as Rita marvels at his amazing length. She feels even more wet, even if Anthony is eating her out. She then engulfs her mouth on his cock, and starts to suck on it. Their lustful moans start to fill the room as they are in the 69 position. Anthony spreads her valley wider as he continues licking up her juices. As he is doing that, Rita bobs her head up and down as she continues her blowjob. As Anthony gets closer to his destination, Rita's moans are muffled from his cock in her mouth as he reaches her jewel. He sucks hardly on it, thus driving Rita to the edge. Taking all she could stand, she gets her mouth off his penis, and screams with passion, as she comes into orgasm. Her love juices splatter Anthony as he continues his task. He then stops.)
 
Anthony: Anything else, Rita?
 
Rita: (cathces her breath) Well, I do want to try something out with you. (starts to crawl off his body)
 
Anthony: (starts to sit up) Really? What's that?
 
Rita: (erotically, as she stops crawling) Well, I think you know this part.
 
Anthony: (chuckles) You know I do. (just as he starts to grab her behind to do a doggystyle, Rita's tail touches his chest with a furry accent.)
 
Rita: (erotically) But not what you think. See this tail?
 
Anthony: (mesmerized as her tails wags slowly at him) Yeah.
 
Rita: (snickers erotically) Watch this. (she then guides her tail down his chest, and on to his erect cock.)
 
(as Rita reaches her destination, she starts to wrap her tail on Anthony's cock. Anthony jerks his head back sharply, as Rita starts to squeeze his meat with her tail. She then goes into the edge as she uses her tail to jerk him off. Rita looks from behind, as Anthony arches back, moaning at the pleasure her tail is giving him. She smiles as her tail keeps squeezing and jerking his length over and over. Anthony has all that he can stand, and shoots his cum onto Rita's backside. As he is finished, Rita jerks him off to get his length back. She turns her head back to address him.)
 
Rita: (erotically) Did you like that, Anthony?
 
Anthony: (gasps for air) Yeah. I forgot that you had that trademark tail from Swing Shift. Thanks.
 
Rita: (erotically) My pleasure. Now go ahead, and hump me down like a dog in heat, you foxy Fabio! I'm waiting...
 
(Anthony does as he is told, and Rita lets go of his length. He then shoves his six inches into her moistened valley. Rita moans lowly as she takes him into her. Anthony starts out slowly as Rita grips her hands on the carpet; her claws almost tearing it up. He then starts to go faster, as if following an unheard plea from Rita.)
 
Rita: (tosses her head back, moaning lowly as he drives deep into her) (panting) Oh my God! Oh! Oh! This feels so good, Anthony! So good! Keep it up! Oh! Give it to me, Anthony! Give it to me! Ah!
 
(Anthony starts to go even more faster, as Rita gyrates her hips to get him deeper. If that wasn't enough, she uses her tail once again to jerk him off; this time as he is still pumping into her.)
 
Rita: (her moans turn into screams of pleasure) Oh sweet Jesus! Uhn! You sure now how... to treat a woman... Ah! Oh, yes... Yes! Fuck me hard, dammit! Oh, oh, oh, OH!
 
(Anthony penetrates Rita deeper into pleasure, with her tail helping him out. He then feels her pussy close in on his shaft. Knowing that the end is near, he continues penetrating her. With a few grunts, he holds on to her tight ass, as he sprays jet after jet of seman into Rita. When he is done, Rita throws her head back to let out one more scream of pleasure, as her cum splatters Anthony's shaft. As they gasp for air, Anthony takes his shaft out, and collapses next to Rita. They exchange smiles at each other.)
 
Anthony: (breathing hard) Well, I guess you've proved yourself. You're invited.
 
Rita: (breathing hard) Thanks. I haven't been with Runt in a while. Thanks for filling the void for me.
 
(Anthony smiles, until he realizes that he forgot to put a condom on.)
 
Anthony: (lowly) Shit.
 
Rita: What's wrong?
 
Anthony: I forgot to put a condom on while we were in doggystyle. I'm sorry.
 
Rita: Don't be sorry. You know, as I was changing, I took the pill before our romp.
 
Anthony: The birth-control type?
 
Rita: Yep. Many porn starlets have used this tatic. So don't worry. (grabs her clothes, as Anthony does the same.)
 
Anthony: Hmm. (as he puts his clothes on) Anyway, thanks for our little time together.
 
Rita: (as she puts her tube top back on) Don't mention it. Mind if I accompany you to your car? I might need a walk to get my energy back.
 
Anthony: (as he puts his sneakers on) I don't mind. (Rita smiles back.)
 
(switch to outside Rita's house, as she and Anthony walk towards his car. He then gets in, but Rita stops him for a moment.)
 
Rita: (coy) Aren't you forgetting something?
 
Anthony: (thinks about, then remembers) Oh yeah, your invitation. (pulls it out of his pocket, and gives it to her) I'll see you at the orgy, Rita. Don't forget to wear something sexy while you're there.
 
Rita: (chuckles) You know I will. (winks at Anthony. He smiles back, and starts up the motor. He then starts his car up, and drives off. Rita waves goodbye to him, as a neighbor cutting his hedges watches on. Pan towards him as he watches on. His eyes roll back and shakes his head, as if saying "What is the world coming to these days?" and resumes cutting his hedges. Fade out.)
 
End of Chapter 1 
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The World's Luckiest Guy
 
by Anthony LoGatto
 
Rated NC-17
 
 
Chapter 2: Delilah & Hello Nurse
 
Written: 4-20-02
Finished: 5-6-02
 
 
(chapter two opens with Anthony's car stopping at the front yard of someone's house. He then steps out, and takes out his list. Switch to his view as he checks over his list. The names of Rouge and Rita have already been crossed out. He then puts it back to his pocket, and he starts to walk towards the house. Switch out of his view as he reaches the door. He rings the doorbell and waits for someone to answer. Seconds later, a beautiful female bunny opens the door. She is a valkyrie as we note her living environment as the door is opened. She has blonde hair and is well endowed. She is out of her viking attire, and is wearing a purple robe. This is Delilah from The Brothers Grinn's "Supermegatopia" web comic series. She greets him.)
 
Delilah: Anthony, what a pleasant surprise.
 
Anthony: Mornin' Delilah. Um, why are you in your robe?
 
Delilah: Well, I was going to take a shower. I didn't know you were coming.
 
Anthony: Well, I do visit when most people didn't know I'm coming. I'm just a people person. May I come in?
 
Delilah: Sure. (Anthony walks in, as Delilah closes the door, and follows him. Anthony then sits down, as Delilah goes to her bathroom to take her shower.) I'll be in the shower for a bit. You don't mind waiting, do you?
 
Anthony: Me? No, of course not.
 
(Delilah smiles, and she enters the bathroom. Anthony is just about to sit down, until he hears a scream coming from the bathroom. He identifies the scream as Delilah's, and rushes towards the bathroom. Switch there as Anthony enters, worried if Delilah was hurt. Delilah is nowhere to be found. All of a sudden, the door slams loudly, and a lock is heard. Anthony then turns to see Delilah, standing in front of the door, looking at him a michevous grin on her face. Anthony then starts to resist her tempations.)
 
Anthony: (nervous) Um, Delilah. Why did you bring me here and locked your bathroom door in the process?
 
Delilah: (walks over to him) (seductively) Well, since you're here, I felt that it wouldn't be fair for me to take a shower by myself. So, I want you to join me in the shower, Anthony.
 
Anthony: (nervous) (as Delilah gets close to him) Me? Um, well... I guess I should be heading off now.
 
Delilah: (seductive) Are you sure?
 
Anthony: (nervous) (gulps) Um, let me think about it.
 
(as he is thinking about it, Delilah looks down to see that he is fully erect. She smiles, and focuses her view back to him)
 
Delilah: (erotically) I think your little friend wants it.
 
Anthony: (nervous) (sweatdrop appears on his forehead) Um, well my friend doesn't behave sometimes.
 
(she then moves away from Anthony for a second, and releases her strong grip on his cock. She then starts to untie her robe. She then drops it off herself, exposing her lucious naked body. Anthony's eyes are now wide open, as his cock stiffens up. He decides not to resist her charms.)
 
Anthony: (romantic) Um, I think I want it now. (Delilah smiles as she walks over to the shower, as Anthony is getting undress.)
 
Delilah: Which setting would you like, Anthony?
 
Anthony: (as he takes off his shirt) Warm please. I'm never comfortable when it's boiling hot.
 
(Delilah smiles, and she sets the water to warm, as she turns the shower on. By then, Anthony had just been fully undressed, and he takes off his glasses. The shower is a regular type with a glass door, but this one can fit two people and it has room for them to have sex. Delilah then gestures Anthony to come in first. He obeys, and enters. She soon follows, and closes the door. They then hold each other close, and then kiss passionately as the shower water hits them.)
 
(as they kiss, Delilah guides her hand to the shower counter, and she grabs a bar of soap. She breaks the kiss to show him the soap.)
 
Delilah: (erotically) Do you know what you can do with this while we're in here?
 
Anthony: What?
 
Delilah: (erotically) Anything you like. (gives it to him) Just do it.
 
(Anthony gives it some thought. He then gestures Delilah to turn around. She does as she's told, as Anthony gets behind her. He puts the soap in between her breasts, and starts to rub them together with the soap in between her valkyrie mountains. Delilah watches on as Anthony rubs her breasts together. She leans her head back to release a pleasured moan, as she holds Anthony's head with her right arm. As he is doing this, he guides his hardened prick to her cottontail, and waves it against her furry appendage. This last for a few minutes. Anthony then frees Delilah, but she grabs the soap and puts it back on the rack.)
 
Delilah: (content) Mmmmm. That was a good use, Anthony.
 
Anthony: Thanks. What's next?
 
(Delilah thinks about it, and motions him to come with her. She then leans on the glass door and gestures him to come. He does, and he puts his hands on the door. After he did that, Delilah starts to slide down slowly to his crotch area. She then sees his erect cock, and she is impressed.)
 
Delilah: (thinking) Mother of Odin, I never knew he could get this big. But, it's hard to satisfy without one.
 
(she marvels it for a second, and then starts to lick the head of the penis. Anthony releases some pleasured whimpers as she licks his little friend's head. She then engulfs her whole mouth on it and bobs her head up and down as she gives him a blowjob.)
 
Anthony: Oh... Delilah. How do valkyries like you get the hang of this? Uhn.
 
(Delilah doesn't reply and continues this delicious torture. Seconds later, Anthony feels a sharp sensation in his shaft. He holds on to Delilah and starts cumming into her mouth. Delilah feels unfazed as he releases his sticky hot love glue, but continues to suck up what Anthony gave to her. After licking the head clean, she rises up to face him again.)
 
Delilah: (erotically) Did you like it?
 
Anthony: Yeah. Now it's your turn. (he lowers himself down to Delilah's waist level. When he gets there, he marvels at her vagina, right for the taking. He then starts to put his mouth on it, and give her vaginal sex. Pan towards Delilah, as she is enjoying Anthony eating her out.)
 
Delilah: (erotically) (low) Oh, sweet mother of Asgard! That is so good what you're giving to me. This is so nice. Ah! Oh, yes! Uhn!
 
(Delilah then pushes Anthony deeper with her strong hands. So strong, his tounge was pretty much able to gather up her love honey as he hit her pleasure nerves. Minutes later, Delilah can't take it any more.)
 
Delilah: (erotically) (low) Oh, Anthony; I can't... take any... more... Ahhhh!
(on cue, she goes into orgasm, as her cum splatters Anthony's muzzle. He is able to lick up her love juices as she came. As she is trying to catch her breath, he rises back up to face her.)
 
Anthony: (romantically) Now we're even.
 
Delilah: (catches her breath) I see. (notices her breasts) Now that you've cleaned my breasts, can you give them a little lick for me, please? (squeezes her breasts)
 
(Anthony nods, and holds her close to him. He then starts to lick her right breast as Delilah holds his head to it. He does the same to the other breasts. She leans her head back and moans contently again. This lasts a few minutes, until she pulls him off.)
 
Delilah: (erotically) That was very good, Anthony. I wished that there were some vikings that had some sense in them like you do.
 
Anthony: I'll take it as a compliment. Now I want you to do one more thing for me.
 
Delilah: (curious) Really?
 
(Anthony then whispers something into her bunny ear. She then giggles, and turns towards the shower door. When she gets there, she puts her hands on it, as she sticks her lucious behind to Anthony. He smiles, and he starts to get close to her ass. He then positions his hard prick, and inserts it inside her vaginal walls.)
 
Delilah: (moans lowly as she takes his six inches inside of her)
 
Anthony: Before I start, are you on the pill?
 
Delilah: (lowly, but erotic) Yes. Now make love to me, please!
 
(Anthony smiles as he starts to pump his length into her valley. He starts out slow, but quickens his pace. Pan to Delilah, breathing hardly as Anthony bangs her box.)
 
Delilah: (eroric screaming) Oh yes! Yes, yes, yes! God yes! Oh! (panting) Deeper, deeper, deeper... Oh, oh, OH!
 
(as she is panting and moaning, her breasts slap against the shower door. They keep slapping it harder as Anthony drives deep into her. He also gets the chance to reach out and fondle one of her breasts. Pan back to Delilah, as the intensity of his cock drives itself further into her pussy.)
 
Delilah: (erotic screaming) Oh God! Please don't stop! I love you so much! I-I... (bites her lip softly, as she is going near orgasm. As Anthony drives himself deeper, she throws her head back, and screams one last pleasured scream as she cums all over his hard shaft.) Ah!
 
(at the same time Delilah releases her love juices, Anthony feels that he's ready to erupt; and he does. He shoots about 15 jets of seman into Delilah. He then pulls himself out, and cleans himself. Delilah does the same.)
 
(Delilah then turns the shower off, and she and Anthony step out of the shower. She grabs a towel off the rack, and uses it to dry off Anthony's body. When she's done, she gives the towel to Anthony, and starts to dry her off. He pays close attention to her lovely suculent breasts. When he's finished, Delilah holds him close and gives him a deep romantic kiss. They then break the kiss.)
 
Anthony: That was a nice job you did in there.
 
Delilah: Thanks. I considered that an amorous place to have sex with.
 
Anthony: I see. How come valkyries like you are so beautiful and feeling sexual in mind and body?
 
Delilah: Well, us valkyries have unlimited beauty and excellent sexual prowess. You shold know that by now.
 
(Anthony thinks about what she said, and smiles, thinking that Delilah's right.)
 
(switch outside the bathroom, a few minutes later. The door opens as Anthony and Delilah, now fully clothed [Delilah is still wearing her robe though]. They walked to her door, as Anthony remembers something.)
 
Anthony: Delilah, I almost forgot. (takes the invitation out from his pocket) This is for you. (hands it to Delilah)
 
Delilah: What's this?
 
Anthony: It's an invitation to a party I'm throwing.
 
Delilah: What's the occassion?
 
Anthony: Oh, nothing important. Just a night with me and the girls. That's all.
 
Delilah: Oh. (sets the invitation down on the table) Do you have to go so early? I mean, we could have sex at a later time while you're here.
 
Anthony: I love to, but I got more invitations to hand out. Maybe at the party, we'll have another go at it.
 
(Delilah smiles, and then gives him a great big hug. With her strength, that would've crushed him to death, but she let him go easy. She then releases him, as he now stands dizzying from the hug. He shakes his head to clear himself.)
 
Anthony: Thanks. (as he is walking towards her door) Don't forgot to wear something sexy at the party, Del. Ciao. (opens the door, then leaves)
 
(Delilah blows a kiss to him, as the motor from his car starts and he drives off. Delilah then sits down, and opens the envelope. As she reads the invitation, it's obvious that he forgot to mark it as a regular party, but an all out orgy. Delilah notices that, and puts the invitation away. From her expression, she is shocked that he invited her to an orgy. But then she develops a grin, knowing that she was sexy enough to be invited, and accepts the invite to his orgy.)
 
(hours later, Anthony is still driving to his next girl. Minutes later, he arrives at the front yard of the next woman's house. He recognizes the house as the home of Hello Nurse, who is also from Animaniacs. He gets out of his car, and starts walking to her door. As he gets there, and before he knocks on the door, he sees a note on the front door. He takes it off, and reads it. We hear Hello Nurse's voice as he reads the letter.)
 
Hello Nurse: (voice-over) "Anthony, go into my house, and sit on a black chair. I'll be with you in a few. Love, Nurse."
 
(Anthony shrugs, then opens the door. He does notice that the door was unlocked, but he still goes in anyway. As he walks inside, he puts the note down near a table. He then sees a black chair in the living room. Thinking that it's the one Hello Nurse told him to sit, he goes over to the chair, sits on it, and waits. All of a sudden, he feels his legs are shackled on the chair, and the floor under the chair opens up. As he notices this, the chair starts to go down inside the floor. The floor closes as he comes in. Switch to him on the chair, having the downward ride of his life. He then comes to a complete stop as the chair lands in a dark. As Anthony gets himself, he hears a voice from inside the room.)
 
Voice: (seductively) Welcome to my playroom, Anthony.
 
(Anthony then opens his eyes to see Hello Nurse standing in front of him, wearing her regular uniform, looking buxom as usual. He then looks around the room to see many sexy pictures of her on the walls, and a white silk bed with white curtains. He looks back at her, and gulps nervously.)
 
Anthony: (nervous) Um, what are you doing Nurse?
 
Hello Nurse: (walking over to him sexually) Taking care of you. (as she is walking towards him, she starts undoing her uniform and throws it on the floor. She is wearing white corset lingerie minus panties under the uniform.) I'll take care of everything!
 
(she stops near him, and she preforms a sexy lapdance in front of him. She turns him on by carressing her breasts and running her hands through her hair. As Anthony looks on, he looks really turned on and nervous at the same time. She then walks towards him, and kneels down near the chair he's sitting at. She puts her hands on his pants, and starts to unzip them. She does the same to his boxers, thus showing her his hardened cock. She is pretty much amazed at his large length, and starts to engulf her mouth on his dick. Pan upwards to Anthony, enjoying this delicious torture from Hello Nurse.)
 
Anthony: (enjoying it) Oh, Nurse! Please keep giving me your taste test while you say "aah"! Oh... baby! Continue the treatment!
 
(Hello Nurse does as he pleased, and continues her work. As she continues sucking on his hard member, Anthony can feel the adreniline in his system as she continues the treatment. She then moves her blonde hair out of the way, then continues her job. Anthony then moves his head and grunts as he starts to explode inside her mouth. Hello Nurse trys to swallow his cum, as most of it is near her throat. When he's finished, she rises up, and swishes her hair back and looks at him seductively.)
 
Hello Nurse: (erotically) Wow. I never knew your thermomator would leave me breathless.
 
Anthony: Well, it's like that sometimes. Now if you don't mind-
 
Hello Nurse: (erotically, she pushes him back in the chair) We're not through! I still have to give you a little of my sexual healing. (she puts a foot on the chairarm near his arm)
 
Anthony: (confused) Um, Nurse. How am I going to eat you out while I'm strapped on here?
 
Hello Nurse: (erotically) Oh, you're not gonna eat me out... (trails off as she places herself on Anthony's lap.) you're gonna fuck me, as I ride you. (gets close to his face) What do you say?
 
Anthony: (nodding) Let's do it.
 
(Hello Nurse smiles, as she starts to lower herself down on his penis. She rocks a bit to keep her vagina in place. She then takes her buxom breasts out of her corset, and presents them to him.)
 
Hello Nurse: (erotically) Don't forget to suck on my tits while you're at it.
 
Anthony: I won't forget, Nurse.
 
(Hello Nurse smiles, as she starts to breathe lowly due to his large length. She then starts to ride him in a steady pace. As she continues to ride him, she starts to moan lowly as she pummels herself down on his meat. She continues moaning as she holds on to the chair arms for support. She then goes faster as Anthony places his hands on her hips. Hello Nurse then leans her head back and carresses her breasts as she continues their mating. Anthony thinks it's a remeinder to suck her breasts, so he puts his head on her left breast and proceeds to suck on it. Nurse then lets go of them and holds herself back on the chair's arms as Anthony continues to suck on her breasts.)
 
Hello Nurse: (moaning as Anthony continues to mate) Oh Anthony! Oh Anthony! Keep it up! Uhn! (moans lower) Oh, give me your love medicine and call me in the morning! Oh, oh, OH!
 
(Anthony does as he is told, as he and Hello Nurse continue to mate into oblivion. She swings her head back, as her hair swings like a mane. She then grabs his head, and gives him a deep romantic kiss as they continue mating. As they kiss, Anthony feels that he is about to ejaculate, but stays in the kiss. Seconds later, he shoots 20 loads of semen inside the buxom nurse's body. As that happens, Hello Nurse releases her kiss, and leans way back from him. She is pretty flexible if you must know. As she does that, it's her turn to go into orgasm as she gives out one last scream of passion. She then catches her breath, and she reaches for her uniform as Anthony catches his breath. She grabs her uniform, and with Anthony's help, positions herself back up. She then puts her arms around his neck, while holding on to her uniform.)
 
Hello Nurse: (content) Thanks, Anthony. Do you see a leaver near this chair?
 
Anthony: No.
 
Hello Nurse: Well, close your eyes, and I'll take you back up.
 
(Anthony does as he is told, and closes his eyes. She then plants a deep, romantic kiss on his lips. As they continue the kiss, Hello Nurse sneaks her hands toward the right side of the chair, and pulls a leaver. What Anthony doesn't notice is that the chair is moving up as they continue their liplock. Seconds later, they are back in her living room, and they break the kiss.)
 
Anthony: (looks around) We're back in your living room.
 
Hello Nurse: I know. (gets off him, and puts her uniform back on) I have to get ready for work, Anthony. I just wanted a little fun before I care for my patients.
 
Anthony: Oh. (remembers something as he readjusts his pants) I almost forgot. (goes into his pocket to take out the invitation. He gives it to Hello Nurse.)
 
Hello Nurse: (confused, as she receives the invitation) What's this?
 
Anthony: It's an invitation. It's for a party I'm throwing tonight. I would like to have you there.
 
Hello Nurse: (smiles) It's nice. Thanks. Let me find the time to leave early at the hospital.
 
Anthony: Alright. (as he walks to her door) Don't forget to wear something sexy at the party. I'll see you there, Nurse.
 
(Hello Nurse blows him a kiss as he leaves her house. As we hear him drive off, we see Hello Nurse taking the invitation out of the envelope. She sits down on her couch and reads the invite Anthony had given to her. She then develop a seductive smile on her face as she reads it. She then tosses it away on the table. The camera takes a view of it, revealing that she read the orgy part that Anthony forgot to get rid of. Judging from Nurse's smile, she doesn't mind. Fade out.)
 
End of Chapter 2   
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The World's Luckiest Guy
 
by Anthony LoGatto
 
rated NC-17
 
Chapter 3: Donna Dahl & Yankee Poodle
 
Written: 5-18-02
Finished: 5-30-02
 
 
(we open the third chapter with Anthony stopping at another girl's house. Cut to his POV, as he looks at a picture of a curvy cutie of a dalmation with long black hair. Cut away from his POV, as he puts the picture of the girl back in his pocket, and walks over to her door. When he gets there, he knocks on her door. He then hears the woman's voice from inside.)
 
Woman (Dalmation): It's open.
 
(Anthony then goes into the woman's house. Switch to inside, as he enters. He then looks around to see where she is. As he looks around, he sees her in the kitchen, eating dinner a little early. Her dinner is macaroni & cheese. The girl's looks match that of the photo Anthony held up earlier. The dalmation is Donna Dahl, one of the girls from the art of Josh Roesch. He greets her.)
 
Anthony: Hiya, Donna.
 
Donna: Hiya, Anthony. What brings you here?
 
Anthony: Oh, just hangin'. What'cha eating?
 
Donna: Macaroni & cheese.
 
Anthony: Isn't it a little early to have that?
 
Donna: (as she is eating) I felt like it. Besides, it helps my figure.
 
Anthony: Oh. Alright. (pulls up a chair and sits next to her) So Donna, anything you like to talk about?
 
Donna: (stops eating) As a matter of fact, I do. I actually need your help. (pushes herself from the table and stands up.) Follow me. (she walks away, and Anthony then follows her.)
 
Anthony: Um Donna, exactly what is it you need help with?
 
Donna: Well, I'm going to a friend's wedding this weekend, and I need your advice. (as she says this, they enter her room)
 
Anthony: (nervous) Well, if you're gonna try whatever dress you're putting on, I could turn away until you're finished.
 
Donna: (as she fumbles through her closet) Don't worry. (founds what she is looking for, a black party dress. She shows it to Anthony.) Would this dress be perfect for me at the wedding?
 
Anthony: Well, you look perfect in anything, Donna.
 
Donna: (sets the dress down) Really?
 
Anthony: (nods) Yep.
 
Donna: (smiles seductively) Even in my birthday suit?
 
Anthony: (doesn't know what she really meant) Um, I haven't seen you in your birthday suit. Where is it?
 
Donna: (giggles) Right here. (with that, she starts to take off her black tank top and her jean shorts. She didn't bother with the bra and panties. She stands there showing off her voluptious nude body at Anthony. Pan towards Anthony, who feels like he's gonna get a nosebleed.)
 
Anthony: (realizes what she really meant) Woah.
 
Donna: (walks over to him, and puts her arms around his neck) (erotically) Do you like what you see?
 
Anthony: (lowly) Yeah.
 
Donna: (erotically) Then kiss me. (she moves her lips towards Anthony, and she gives him a deep romantic kiss. Anthony responds back by carressing her back. They then hold each other, and fall on her bed. They start to caress each other as they continue their kiss.)
 
(Anthony then starts to break the kiss, and trails his kisses on her body downwards. Donna starts to breathe in anticipation as he trails down her body. He then reaches his destination; her pussy. He takes a look at her black pubic hair and sniffs in her musky aroma. He then starts to put his tounge in, and starts to give her vaginal sex. Pan to Donna, as she quickly shuts her eyes, and moans lowly as Anthony licks her insides.)
 
Donna: (moans erotically) Ooooooh.... that feels oh so nice. I love it when you pleasure me like that. Mmm. Keep at it. (kneads her breasts together as Anthony then starts to eat her out. She tenderly carresses his head with her right hand. Just as she is going into orgasm, he moves his head out of her pussy and goes in front of her face. She opens her eyes to see him, but feels dissapointed.) Why did you stop?
 
Anthony: Well, I decided to have a taste of Donna's doubles. (eyes her curvacous breasts) Would you mind?
 
Donna: (smiles seductively) Not at all.
 
(Anthony smiles and starts to lick her right breast and gropes her left breast. She rolls her head back on the pillow and breathes harder as Anthony gives her breasts a good treatment. She then guides her hands down to his jeans and softly carress his near erect cock to get him hard. He senses this, and stops what he is doing. He sits up on his knees as Donna starts to seat herself up, showing him her breasts, and breathes hard.)
 
Anthony: So, anything else you like to do?
 
Donna: (erotically) Well, (licks her lips) since I'm a dalmation, I would like a drink from your firehose. (crawls on all fours towards Anthony) I bet you can stop a little five-alarm flame like me.
 
Anthony: (chuckles) Give it your best shot, Donna.
 
(Anthony leans back, as Donna starts to unbuckle his jean belt, and takes down his jeans and his boxers, springing free his erection. She marvels at its length and smacks her lips with famine. She then sticks her tougne out and licks the head of his shaft. Pan up to Anthony, leaning his head back, as Donna licks his member. Pan back down to Donna as she starts to engulf her mouth on his shaft and starts to suck. Switch to a view of her hips as she starts to gyrate her ass and wags her tail as the camera pans foward to the right as she does some gyration like push-ups as she bobs her head up and down, consuming his "woodrow," stopping at her head. Switch to Anthony, still enjoying this delicious torture. Switch back to Donna taking her mouth off his cock, just as he was going to discharge.)
 
Anthony: (dissapointed, but not upset) Hey. What's that for? I was about to-
 
Donna: (inturrupts him mid sentence) [erotically] I know. But you're not cumming unless you stick your hard cock (gestures his penis, then her vagina) into my suculent pussy and fuck me until we can't cum anymore!
 
(Anthony smiles as Donna smiles back and lays down on the bed. Anthony still has his jeans on, which gives him a chance to reach into his pocket. He then takes out one of his many condoms, rips the cover off, checks to make it secure, and puts it on his cock. He then positions himself on Donna.)
 
Donna: (erotically) You know I'll be taking the pill, so why are you still doing me with condoms?
 
Anthony: (as he positions himself) You can never be too careful when sex is involved. (holds her left hand up, and kisses it. He sets it back down.) Ready?
 
(Donna nods her head in anticipation. Anthony smiles, and he moves his length inside her pussy. As he shoves it in her, Donna moans in ecstasy as her vaginal walls take in his huge length. Anthony looks down to make sure she's alright. Donna nods as if saying that she's fine. He smiles, and starts to thrust hardly inside her body. As Anthony humps his dalmation dame, Donna breathes hardly as he goes in and out of her body, pounding her vagina hard.)
 
Donna: (screaming erotically) Oh yes, Anthony! Fuck me! Oooohhh.... (she reaches her legs, and wraps them around Anthony's hein-den. With her strength, she uses her legs to push him farther into her insides.) Give me more! Give me MORE!
 
(Anthony does as he is told, and with her help, continues pounding her into oblivion. Neither he and Donna had any release yet, but they are working their way up to that point. The camera takes a shot of her breasts swaying with the motion, and then of her face, as she biting her lip and breathing hard for the enitiable is coming. Anthony continues humping her, as he is also nearing climax. Anthony grunts as he releases his semen into the condom. Although she is protected by the condom, Donna still feels the sexual feeling in her walls, and releases one last scream of passion as her cum splashes on his shaft. They are now breathing hard from the feeling as Anthony pushes himself out of Donna's love tunnel and collapse next to her.)
 
Donna: (catches her breath) That was wonderful, Anthony.
 
Anthony: (catches his breath) Thanks. You didn't do so bad yourself. (takes the condom off and disposes it. He then fixes his jeans up.) By the way, (takes out an envelope, and hands it to her.) this is for you.
 
Donna: What's this?
 
Anthony: It's an invitation to a party I'm throwing. It's a little get together with me and the girls.
 
Donna: Oh. When's the party?
 
Anthony: Tonight. I just couldn't wait for the weekend. I know you have plans.
 
Donna: Oh. Well, at least I would have something else before I go to the wedding.
 
Anthony: Good. (rises off her bed)
 
Donna: Are you going to give out more invitations to the other girls?
 
Anthony: Yep. (kisses her on her forehead) I'll see you tonight, Donna. Don't forget to wear something sexy at the party. (walks off and leaves her bedroom.)
 
(as Anthony leaves, Donna is reading the invitation. As she reads it, she gets to the part where it mentions about the orgy. Sensing that Anthony will have sex with her as well as the other girls, she grins, and eyes her closet. She knows what she'll wear to turn him on at the orgy, and giggles to herself.)
 
(fade in as Anthony drives up to another house, where an American flag is present near the door. As he walks up to the door, he hears some noise from the inside. He rings the doorbell, and waits for someone to respond. The door then opens, and we see another woman. This woman is a beautiful french poodle, wears purple glasses, and flaunts a healthy figure, including good bust size, similar to Delilah's; busty. She is wearing excercise clothes and a headband decked out in stars & stripes. She is obviously sweating because she was just working out to an excercise video as we hear Michael Sembello's "Maniac" playing nearby. This is Rova Barkitt, aka Yankee Poodle, star reporter and member of the superhero group, The Zoo Crew. Her looks come from the Brothers Grinn renditon, not Scott Shaw!'s.)
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Yankee Poodle (Rova Barkitt): Hey Anthony.
 
Anthony: Hiya, Yankee. Why are you sweating like crazy?
 
Yankee Poodle: Oh, that. Before you came, I was working out to this excerise video. Thanks for letting me rest, though.
 
Anthony: Oh. Well, sorry to interrupt you, Yankee. (turns to leave, but she then grabs his arm)
 
Yankee Poodle: No need for that, Anthony. I don't mind. Please come in.
 
(Anthony shrugs and follows her in her home. As he closes the door, Yankee goes back into her excercises, as Anthony is beginning to watch her do her stuff.)
 
Anthony: (nervous, as if not to offend her) Um, can I watch you excercise?
 
Yankee Poodle: (as she starts again) Sure, why not? It's nice of someone to watch me excercise.
 
(Anthony nods in agreement, and sits on her couch. As he does so, Yankee goes back into working out with the excercise. She does jumping jacks, jogs-in-place, and streches in front of him as she has her back is away from him. Anthony looks on, mesmerized by Yankee's movements, taking it as a turn on.)
 
Anthony: Um, can I excercise with you?
 
Yankee Poodle: (as she is streching) Of course. I do need someone to excercise with.
 
(Anthony stands up, and joins in. Unknown to Yankee, he isn't really excercising, since he is behind her. He does try his best though. As she continues excercising, doing some knee thrusts, she looks back, and smiles. As he is excercising, she then moves back, making contact with her backside and his crotch. Anthony looks on shocked as Yankee strokes her booty on his crotch. She then bumps him back on the couch, and prepares to do a sexy lapdance while excercising. Judging from her gyrations, she is very good with a body that won't quit. She turns around to face him, again lapdancing. Minutes later, she turns around, and turns the TV off. She then walks seductively to Anthony, and sits on his lap.)
 
Yankee Poodle: (seductive) Why don't I give you a workout you'll never forget?
 
Anthony: (smiles wide) Sure! I think a little sexercise can work out our private parts!
 
(they then start to kiss each other passionatley. At the same time, Anthony guides his hand under Yankee's tank top to carress her breasts, while another hand strokes her white hair. Yankee then breaks the kiss, and takes the tank top off, showing off her breasts to Anthony.)
 
Anthony: (amazed) Wow Yankee! You sure know how to work out!
 
Yankee Poodle: (erotically) I know. (pushes Anthony off the couch and gets on top of him) Let us start off with a little (winks) tounge excercise, shall we?
 
Anthony: Let's shall.
 
(Yankee starts to put her breasts on Anthony's face. He then starts to lick her bountiful bosom, as Yankee does some push-ups to tease him. She moans while Anthony sucks her breasts as she does her sexual push-up. To tease him more, she shakes her breasts on him, slapping his face. She then sits up, and catches her breath, as Anthony takes off his shirt.)
 
Yankee Poodle: (erotically) You like my breasts?
 
Anthony: Yep.
 
Yankee Poodle: (erotically) Well, you can have more later. Let's continue our sexcercise, shall we?
 
Anthony: Sure. What's next?
 
Yankee Poodle: (erotically) Well, (notices his erection) I seem to have risen your John Hancock, no? (Anthony nods) Well, (moves downward, and starts to take off his jeans.) I want to do my part of our sexcercise by giving you a little head job while I work on my mouth and neck muscles.
 
Anthony: By all means, Yankee.
 
(Yankee smiles as she takes off his jeans and boxers to free his erection. As his shaft pops free, Yankee marvels at its size and length. Giggling to herself, she then puts her mouth on his penis, and begins to give him oral sex. Cut to Anthony, moaning and breathing as Yankee works out with her mouth muscles. Minutes later, she starts with her neck muscles as she bobs her head up and down to get more of his 6". Anthony helps her out by grabbing her head, and let him do the bobbing for her, so to speak. Just as Anthony was going to blow, Yankee takes his fully erect shaft out of her mouth.)
 
Anthony: <Again? That's twice in one day.> Have something else in mind?
 
Yankee Poodle: (erotically) Well, if you want me to continue our workout, I want you to give me a counting lesson.
 
Anthony: (confused) Counting less- (realizes what she meant) Oh, a 69?
 
Yankee Poodle: (as she takes off her aerobic shorts) Right on. I can work out my hips as I face fuck you while you suck on my love canal. What do ya say?
 
Anthony: Of course, babe! Give that patriotic poon to me!
 
(Yankee moves towards Anthony's face, turns around, and sets her vagina on top of his face. Anthony then starts to eat her out. As he does that, Yankee sets herself down to his cock. She starts to lick, suck, and softly bite his 6" tool. Anthony then guides his hand down her body to grope one of her breasts. Yankee stops what she's doing, and sits up, with Anthony's hand still on her breast. She lets him continue as she starts to grind her hips against his face. Down below, Anthony still does the job by sucking on her jewel. Yankee arches back, as she is trying to control herself. But before she cums, she gets off him.)
 
Yankee Poodle: Stop! Stop! (catches her breath)
 
Anthony: What's wrong?
 
Yankee Poodle: (erotically) Nothing, nothing. I just want to try out something.
 
Anthony: Like what?
 
Yankee Poodle: (erotically) Well, you love my breasts, right?
 
Anthony: Yeah?
 
Yankee Poodle: (erotically) And little John Hancock is still pledging alligence, so I suggest we do it.
 
Anthony: I know. But what now?
 
Yankee Poodle: (erotically) Well, first (lays down) about my breasts.
 
Anthony: Yeah?
 
Yankee Poodle: (erotically) I never have someone probe their meat in between my breasts before, so I want you to be my first.
 
Anthony: As in tit fucking?
 
Yankee Poodle: (erotically) That's right.
 
Anthony: (smiles) Well, why didn't you say so? (moves towards her, and sits himself on her stomach, letting his rod plop in between her breasts.) You ready?
 
Yankee Poodle: (erotically) Yes. (holds her breasts together as she sandwiches them between his cock. She then nods to him, and he starts to titty-fuck her.)
 
(Anthony starts to pump his cock in between her lucious mounds of flesh. As he does this, Yankee lets go, as Anthony still holds them, and with his help, takes off her glasses. He then continues his work, as Yankee helps him by squeezing her breasts together with his tool to keep him aroused. This is all that he could stand, and gives one last push as his cum splatters over Yankee's neck and breasts. When he is finished, she reaches back to get her glasses, and puts them back on.)
 
Yankee Poodle: (erotically) Wow. I never knew how good that felt.
 
Anthony: Yeah, it's a good feeling once in a while.
 
Yankee Poodle: I know. (erotically) Now lay down.
 
Anthony: I know, missionary.
 
Yankee Poodle: (erotically) Well, close. But in an aerobic way.
 
Anthony: (as she pushes him down) How?
 
Yankee Poodle: (erotically) Well... (trails off as she gets on top of him) I know you know about the girl-on-top position, right?
 
Anthony: (as he reaches for a condom nearby his jeans) Right. (puts it on)
 
Yankee Poodle: (erotically) (sets her pussy on his cock in a push-up position) Let's call this a sexual push-up. (shoves herself into his six inch tool) Shall we dance?
 
Anthony: Let's shall.
 
(Yankee smiles and she starts her sexual push-ups. She sets herself down like a regular push-up, but she also gyrates her hips so she can slide in and out of his cock. As she does this, sweat starts to bead down on their bodies. Yankee then quickens her pace as Anthony grabs on her back and licks her hard nipples. Just as he and Yankee were enjoying it, Anthony grabs her back and stops her.)
 
Yankee Poodle: What's wrong?
 
Anthony: Nothing. (flips themselves over with him on top and Yankee on bottom) It's just my turn, that's all.
 
Yankee Poodle: (getting it) Oh, right! I s- (gets cut off as Anthony starts to fuck her as he is doing push-ups) Ah! (bites her lip)
 
Anthony: (stops for a second) What's wrong?
 
Yankee Poodle: Nothing. I just didn't expect it. Continue please!
 
(Anthony smiles and resumes humping her brains out and his sexual push-ups. He goes into a quick and steady pace as Yankee hardly breathes in and out. She puts her hands on his back, and grips on it. She doesn't grip hard to scratch him though. As their sexual excitement mounts, their glasses also fog up from the breathing and sweating. Anthony continues his work as Yankee pleads with him not to stop. Minutes later, they have to. Anthony feels Yankee's vagina clench in with his cock, squeezing him in. Seconds later, he pushes his cock way in, and releases his hot, sticky love glue in the condom. As this happens, Yankee feels herself reaching orgasm. She bites her lip as she cums all over Anthony's shaft. Anthony then drops himself on top of her, catching his breath.)
 
Anthony: (catches his breath) Man, that was wonderful.
 
Yankee Poodle: (same) Always has been with you.
 
(Anthony smiles at her. He then reaches over to his jeans and takes out the invitation and gives it to her.)
 
Yankee Poodle: (confused) What's this? An invitation?
 
Anthony: Yep. It's a night with me and the girls. You're one of them.
 
Yankee Poodle: Thanks. (gets suspicious) This is not a cheating game, isn't it?
 
Anthony: No, of course not, Yankee. (starts to get up with Yankee wrapping her legs behind him, and holds on.) But you're in it. It's like ancient Greece.
 
Yankee Poodle: And ancient Rome?
 
Anthony: Of course. I mean, with a handsome face like this, most girls don't mind me cheating. As long as polgymy is out of the question.
 
(Yankee thinks about what he said, and agrees. She then grows another amorous smile.)
 
Yankee Poodle: (erotically) You know, since we're in this position why don't we... (goes to whisper the rest in his ear. He smiles, and likes the idea.)
 
(Yankee holds on to him as he goes to the wall, and sets her there. He then starts to once again hump her brains out, by wall-fucking. Yankee is enjoying a lot more than Anthony, who is also enjoying this. This position lasts a few minutes before they cum one last time. They get their breath together and relax.)
 
(Switch to outside her home. Anthony and Yankee come out, with their clothes back on, and they walk to his car.)
 
Yankee Poodle: So, I'm not the only girl you'll be having tonight?
 
Anthony: Yep. I even invited Rita, and she doesn't mind about the orgy.
 
Yankee Poodle: Well, she is a porn star after all. I may have that look, but I'm a little uneasy, being my first orgy and all.
 
Anthony: (pats her backside) Don't worry. It'll be great. (hops into his car) I'll see you at the party tonight, Rova. Don't forget to wear something hot at the orgy. Later. (drives off)
 
Yankee Poodle: (to herself, as he drives off) Oh, you know I will. (takes a look at the invitation, and judging from her look, she doesn't mind being in an orgy. Fade out)
 
End of Chapter 3   
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The World's Luckiest Guy
 
by Anthony LoGatto
 
Rated NC-17
 
Chapter 4: Josie Omitsu & Cammy
 
Written: 6-5-02
Finished: 6-16-02
 
 
(we open the fourth chapter with Anthony driving up to the next girl's house. The house looks more oriental then local. This brings back memories of Lucille's teashop/home from Samurai Pizza Cats. Anthony gets out of his car, and walks over to the Omitsu home. He knocks on the door, and waits for someone to answer the door. Seconds later, Lucille's brother Wally awnsers the door.)
 
Wally: Yes?
 
Anthony: Hiya Wally. Is Josie here?
 
Wally: Yeah, but she's a little tied up.
 
Anthony: How so?
 
Wally: (unsure) Um... (as he thinks, Josie comes into view. She looks similar to Lucille, but her hair is done like Cowboy Bebop's Faye Valentine. She is wearing a green tank-top and a black mini-skirt.)
 
Josie: (to Wally) What's going on, Wally? (then sees Anthony) Anthony! It's a pleasure to see you!
 
Anthony: Same here, Josie. Got a minute or two?
 
Josie: Sure. Let's go to my room. Come on. (Anthony follows her to her room. As they get there, they run into her sister, Lucille. She then notices Anthony.)
 
Lucille: Why is Anthony here?
 
Josie: He's just here to have a little biz.
 
Anthony: Yeah, just to hangout.
 
Josie: Besides, I need some company as I change.
 
Lucille: I know, but we're not going out shopping for the next couple of hours.
 
Josie: Let's just say, I need to accessorize before I go. (opens up her door, and walks in. Anthony walks in with her.)
 
Lucille: Why is he going in with you?
 
Josie: It's just for a little biz. Don't worry, Lucille. We'll be out. (closes the door, and walks past Anthony.) So Anthony, what are you here for?


Anthony: Oh, I was just in the neighborhood and I was planning a little party tonight.


Josie: (as she walks towards her closet, with her back towards Anthony.) Uh-huh.
Anthony: It's a girl's night out with me, and I was wondering if you have time to come?
Josie: Oh, (as she fumbles through her closet, she bends over, and gives him an eyeful. She is wearing a lime green thong under her mini-skirt.) I have some time to spare.
Anthony: (eyes wide open) You're sure?
Josie: Yes. (looks back, and sees that Anthony is gawking at her. She smiles seductively to herself.) (seductively) In fact, (trails off as she turns herself around, and lays down on her bed, spreading her legs away.) I have some time now.
(Anthony smiles as Josie smiles back. She gestures him with a finger curl to come over to her. He does as she commands, and gets on top of her. She then plants a deep, romantic kiss on his lips. They carress each other while they're in their liplock. Josie guides her hand down to his crotch, and she starts to carress his cock. Anthony then guides his hand down towards her thigh, and carresses her sweet ass under her mini-skirt. They then break the kiss.)
Josie: (eroitcally) You want to take my skirt off?
Anthony: Yeah.
(they get their hands off each other and Anthony starts to slowly take off her mini-skirt. As he does that, Josie pulls her tank top off her body, exposing her raw, busty breasts. When he's finished, Josie is naked except for her thong.)
Anthony: Wow. You look better when you're not doing porn.
Josie: (erotically) Always has been. (cradles her breasts) Now give my tits a good treatment.
(Anthony nods, as he holds Josie, and starts to suck on her right breast. Josie moans as Anthony licks, sucks, and softly bites her nipple. As he goes to the left breast, Josie carresses his face softly. She then guides her hand down, and caresses his crotch again. She even went far as to unzip his jeans. Sensing this, Anthony quickly takes his mouth off her hardened nipples.)
Anthony: I see you want a taste of the good stuff, eh?
Josie: (erotically) Yeah. (takes off his shirt for him) You know, I've been thinking of letting you be a part of my movies.
Anthony: Didn't you ask before?
Josie: (erotically) Well, yes. Too bad about your image in comedy, though. Has Rita asked you the same question?
Anthony: She has. What's wrong, jealous?
Josie: (erotically) (as she pulls his jeans down) Not at all. I've been with Rita whenever Swing Shift asked me to join in from Xtacee. So I don't mind. I guess she wants more from you.
Anthony: A lot, if you ask me.
(Josie looks up and giggles as she starts to pull down his boxers, setting free his 6" shlong. She smiles as his length waves in front of her.)
Josie: (erotically) (grabs it) You know, you should give little Anthony an upgrade.
Anthony: I've been thinking about adding two more inches.
(Josie smiles at his humor, and then engulfs his penis. She starts to suck it like a lollypop with the experience she has. Anthony jerks his head back and moans as Josie gives him this delicious ecstasy. Josie then goes to the extreme, as she goes into deep throat, licking his shaft at the same time. Seconds later, Anthony doesn't stand much longer, and holds Josie's head as she blows him. He starts to shoot jet after jet after jet of semen into her mouth. She then takes her mouth off it, being careful not to get a facial too early.)
(She then rises back up and faces Anthony.)
Josie: (erotically) You have a very tasty rod, Anthony.
Anthony: (smiles) That's what the other girls say.
Josie: (erotically, lays back) Now it's my turn. (hooks her thumbs on her thong) You know what to do.
(Anthony nods and gets on top of her. He helps her take off her thong, and throws it at a corner. He then smiles as he gazes at her deflowered valley. He then kneels down and starts to give Josie vaginal sex. Pan towards Josie, jerking her head back, breathing and moaning hardly as Anthony eats her out. She then guides her hand and carresses his brown hair. She then takes her other hand to pinch the nipple on her left breast. She then moans lower as Anthony goes even farther in her. This is all that she can stand, but pushes him off her cunt before she goes into orgasm.)
Anthony: (disapointed) What was that for?
Josie: (erotically) Listen; I'm near my orgasm, but I don't want it to come out this way.
Anthony: You don't?
Josie: (erotically) Of course. I want you to fuck my brains out. That's how I want to cum.
Anthony: (smiles) Your wish is my command. (rises up, and gets on top of her.)
Josie: (erotically) You don't need to worry about getting me pregnant. I'm still on the pill, remember?
Anthony: I do. (shoves his six inch shaft inside her vaginal walls. As that happens, Josie takes in a short, amorous moan. She then looks up at Anthony's blue eyes, and nods for him to go. Taking in this command, he starts his work.)
(Anthony slides his ding-dong in her insides in a slow pace, but faster with each moaning breath from Josie. Pan towards Josie, as she closes her eyes and breathes harder and lower with each thrust from Anthony. You can tell that she is enjoying this.)
Josie: (erotic screaming) Oh yes! Yes! Yes! YES! (breathes harder) Keep doin' it! Oh, don't stop, don't stop, don't stop! UHN! AH!
(Anthony drives his cock deeper in her vagina. He then bends down and licks her erect nipples. Unknown to them, as they are having their sexual closure, the door slowly opens. In comes Lucille, unaware of what's going on, as she enters the room.)
Lucille: (enters with eyes closed) Josie, it's time to- (sees them, and let's out a startled "eep!" as she sees her sister and Anthony having sex. Hearing this, both of them come to a complete stop, and look at a blushing and embarrassed Lucille.)
Josie: (embarrassed) (sweat drop appears on her forehead) Oops. Sorry, sis. Guess I forgot to lock the door.
Lucille: (not looking at their nudity, blushing) Oh, that's fine. It's that I never seen you and Anthony in this situation before. (begins to walk out of her room) I'll meet you downstairs, Josie. I hope you can find your clothes before we go. (leaves and closes the door. Anthony then slides himself out of Josie, and she goes to get her clothes)
Josie: Sorry about that, Anthony. I didn't know that would happen.
Anthony: You ain't the only one. (reaches over his jeans and takes out Josie's invitation) Don't forget this. (hands it to her)
Josie: Oh, thanks. This is for the orgy tonight, right?
Anthony: (as he puts his jeans back on) Yep. Don't worry; there'll be no interruptions. (kisses her on the cheek, puts his shirt and glasses back on, and walks off) Don't forget to wear something hot tonight.
Josie: I won't. (blows a kiss to him as he leaves the room)
(fade over to minutes later. Anthony is driving in his car again to go to the next girl. He then makes a stop at the next girl's house. As he gets out, he crosses Josie's name off, then puts the paper back in his pocket. He then walks towards the girl's house. He gets by the door, and knocks. A girl then answers. She has long blonde hair that is done into two braids, and wears blue and green pajamas. Judging from her look, she's tired. This is Cammy, the London agent of Street Fighter fame. Her face-paint like scars don't lie.)
Cammy: (yawning) Yes?
Anthony: Hiya Cammy.
Cammy: (tired) Oh, Anthony. Hi. Sorry about how I look. I just got out of bed. (yawns again)
Anthony: Oh. Sorry to disturb you. I'll come back later on. (starts to walk away, but Cammy says something to get him to stay.)
Cammy: Wait. I don't mind. I was just getting adjusted from last night. Please come in.
(Anthony looks back, and smiles. He then walks by Cammy, and enters her home. Cammy walks in with him into the living room.)
Anthony: So Cammy, anything you need?
Cammy: Well, this room should use a little change. Can you kinda move the room around?
Anthony: (confused) Move the room around?
Cammy: You know, rearrange the place a bit?
Anthony: (gets the idea) Oh, right. I see. (clears his throat and gets ready to move the place around a bit.)
(he starts to take each of the furniture into a different spot. As he does this grueling task, Cammy looks on, with a playful smile on her face. Seconds later, he sets the last piece of furnature on the ground, completing his task. He then turns to Cammy, panting and sweating. Cammy then walks towards Anthony and stops near his chest.)
Cammy: (seductively) That was a good job. Let me reward you for it.
(she then kneels down, and starts to undo his jeans, and seconds later, his boxers, setting his erect cock to spring free. Anthony looks down in shock, but later turns into pleasure as Cammy puts her mouth on it and starts to give him a BJ. Cammy bobs her head as she licks and sucks on his hard prick. As she does this, Anthony guides his hands down to her head, and brushes his hand against her blond hair. Cammy spices it up by moving her mouth away and sucks the head as she jerks off the rest of his length with her hand. This is all Anthony could stand, and starts to shoot 15 jets of semen into her mouth. Cammy swallows each jet as he keeps ejaculating until he stops. She then takes her mouth off, and rises up to face him.)
Cammy: (erotically) You like that?
Anthony: (breathing hard from his orgasm) Yeah. (wipes the sweat off his brow)
Cammy: (erotically) (unbuttons her PJ shirt) Then I hope you'll love this! (flashes her suculent breasts and throws her shirt away. She rubs them together to tittilate him further) Nice, huh?
Anthony: (eyes wide open, mesmerized) Yeah...
Cammy: (erotically) (as she takes off his shirt for him) Why not have a taste? (pushes his head against her breasts, and he starts sucking on the first one. Cammy moans hard as she and Anthony set themselves down, and she takes off her pajama pants, in which she has no panties on. Anthony licks her other breast, and she keeps moaning. She then pushes him off.)
Anthony: Wow. (licks his lips) That was great. What's next?
Cammy: (erotically) Well, (sits down on her couch and spreads her legs, showing off her pussy) you can eat me out. I'm very tasty, you know?
Anthony: I know so.
(he kneels down and sets his face against her vagina. He then starts to have vaginal sex. Switch to Cammy, screaming, breathing and moaning as Anthony eats her out. He sticks his tougne deep in her vagina and licks up her juices in the process. He does this to Cammy for a few minutes. Finally, Cammy doesn't take it any more. She cries out his name in passion, and spills her cum on his awaiting muzzle. Anthony does his best to take in her womanly cum. He then takes his mouth off, and pulls Cammy close to him.)
Anthony: You like that?
Cammy: (erotically) Yeah. (nuzzles her cheek to his face) Can you do me a favor, Anthony?
Anthony: Yeah. What is it?
Cammy: (crawls off, and turns about face, showing off her curvacous rear) I want you to fuck me. Fuck me like you bloody mean it!
(Anthony smiles wide, and reaches his jeans to take out a condom. He then puts it on, and crawls near Cammy. He then sticks in his still erect cock inside Cammy's backside. Cammy moans lowly as she takes in his length.)
Cammy: (erotically) Does your penis have to be THIS big?
Anthony: Hey, it's natural. (places his hands on her hips) Ready?
(Cammy nods, and Anthony smiles back. He starts to slide in and out of her tunnel in a fast pace as Cammy moans lowly then loudly.)
Cammy: (erotic screaming) Oh yes! Oh bloody God, yes! Shag me hard! SHAG ME HARD!!!
(Cammy then gyrates her hips to take him deeper in her vagina. Anthony then eyes her long blond braids of hair on the ground. As he screws her, he gets a wicked idea. Letting go for a moment, he guides his hands towards her hair, and holds them in each hand. He then starts to pull them hard as he joins Cammy by gyrating his hips and pulling her braids like reins.)
Cammy: (erotic screaming) Oh bloody hell! Oh! My hair! My hair! My... OH! Pull them harder... PULL THEM HARDER!!!!!
(Anthony does as she says, and this pleasurable torture continues. As she is getting pounded behind, she takes her hands off the ground, and carresses her breasts. She squeezes them harder each time she feels Anthony's cock pounding her pussy. Anthony then feels his cock is ready to blow. He also feels Cammy's vaginal walls are closing between his shaft from the combination of doggy-style and pulling her braids. He grunts lowly as his cock shoots out his love milk, which is filling up the condom. As soon as he's ejaculating, Cammy also feels her orgasm drawing near. She screams his name in passion for the last time, and cums all over his shaft. With the two of them breathing lowly, Anthony pulls his shaft out, and lies near Cammy.)
Anthony: (catching his breath) Did you like that?
Cammy: (ditto) That was great. I never knew American men like you can have a strong sexual prowess.
Anthony: Now you know. (he reaches over his jeans and takes Cammy's invitation out of his pocket. He hands it to her.)
Cammy: (receives the invitation) What's this?
Anthony: (as he gets his clothes back on) It's an invitation... for a party I'm throwing.
Cammy: Oh? What's it for?
Anthony: Oh, just me and the girls. Nothing wrong with that.
Cammy: Um, I see. You have to go now?
Anthony: Yeah. I have more invitations to give out. Don't forget to wear something sexy at the party. Oh, and one more thing... (kneels down, and kisses her head) sorry about the hair. I always wanted to do that. Bye.
(walks off, and leaves. Cammy is left all alone, and she opens up her invitation. She reads it, and she goes to where it mentions an orgy. Cammy smiles, knowing that Brits have no fear of doing anything unusual. Fade out.)
End Chapter 4   
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The World's Luckiest Guy
by Anthony LoGatto
rated NC-17
Chapter 5: The Bambi Twins & Sofia
Written: 6-16-02
Finished: 6-22-02
(the fifth chapter starts as Anthony drives over to his next girl. As he drives by, he looks over his list and has the names of Rouge, Rita, Delilah, Hello Nurse, Donna, Yankee Poodle, Josie, and Cammy crossed off. He then stops near the next girl's house. As he walks out of his car and to the front door, he looks at the list again and knows that he will have more fun. He then comes over and knocks on the door. He waits until a buxom young blond deer girl answers. She is wearing a purple bikini top and thong jean shorts. This is Tammy Bambi, one of the Bambi Twins from The Brothers Grinn's Supermegatopia web series. Tammy's the one without lipstick.)
Anthony: Hiya Tammy.
Tammy: Hi Anthony! It's, like, so great to see you!
Anthony: Likewise. Where's Tinna?
Tammy: Hm-mm-mm, someplace. But I can help you look for her.
Anthony: Great. Let's.
(Anthony soon follows Tammy around the house looking for Tinna. Minutes later, they go up into the attic, where there is a clean mattress that has avoided the dust.)
Anthony: (eyes the mattress) What's with the mattress?
Tammy: (confused) Huh? (she then sees the mattress) Oh yeah, that. It's usually for the guests we have on a daily basis.
Anthony: Fanboys?
Tammy: (nods) Uh-huh. Why don't you lay down and take a load off?
Anthony: Sure. I do feel a bit tired. (goes towards the bed, and starts to lay down.)
Tammy: I'll go find Tinna while you're resting.
Anthony: (gets comfortable) Take your time.
(Tammy giggles as she exits the attic. Focus on Anthony as he closes his eyes. Minutes later, switch to his POV, as he starts to open his eyes. As he fully opens them, he sees both Tammy and Tinna, decked out in black leather bodysuits.)
Anthony: (eyes wide open) Woah!
Tinna: (seductively) You like our new costumes?
Tammy: (seductively) We got these at Bardella's. Easy to fit, easy to tear, easy to repair.
Anthony: (smiles widely) Well, let's see how you two will repair them after we do it.
Tinna: (seductively) Thank God I'm good at sewing.
(she and Tammy start to get on top of Anthony. Each of the sisters have a chance to give Anthony a deep romantic kiss. They take turns on taking off his clothes. Tinna takes off his shirt, while Tammy takes off his pants. Tinna sets herself on his chest, as Tammy takes his boxers off, releasing his erect cock. Switch to Tinna on top of Anthony's chest.)
Anthony: (gropes Tinna's left breast) Too bad I can't get your tits out of there.
(then, like a reflex, she grabs the top part of the bodysuit, and rips the covering off, releasing her busty breasts.)
Tinna: (erotically) Problem solved.
(Anthony smiles as Tinna lowers her chest downwards, and lets him suck and fondle her breasts. Switch to Tammy, teasing him by swirling her tognue around his erection. Just as she is going to get her mouth on his crotch, Tinna turns her head around and catches her.)
Tinna: (erotic/playfully mean) Tammy! What are you doing?
Tammy: (erotically) I was going to give him a blowjob while he's sucking your breasts.
Tinna: (erotically) I know. (turns herself away from Anthony, letting him see a view of her ass and tail.) But you can't have that meat popsicle all by yourself.
(Tammy smiles at her twin sister, and knows that she has a very good point. Tinna lowers her head down, and licks the head of Anthony's penis, and Tammy starts to lick his sac and shaft. Switch to Anthony, enjoying the view from Tinna's behind. He puts his hands on her ass and starts to rub and slap it. He then grabs a hold of it, and rips the bottom covering off. He then moves his face up and gives her ass a good waxing. Switch to the twins. They are giving Anthony the best oral treatment models like them give. Anthony can no longer stand this erotic torture and starts to shoot his semen into Tinna's mouth. Tammy also gets a taste of his semen as they almost get sprayed.)
Tammy: (licking her lips) Wow! Like, I never knew how tasty he is!
Tinna: (erotically) Now let the real fun begin.
(Tinna crawls over to her sister and helps her get her bodysuit off. Anthony watches as Tinna slowly takes off Tammy's bodysuit. Now he can tell them apart. Now that Tammy is fully naked, she lays back as Tinna gets down and licks her sister's pussy. Seeing this is getting Anthony a huge hard-on. Knowing that Tinna's costume has been ripped down below, he gets on his knees and gets behind Tinna. He positions his hard cock, and slowly slides it in her pussy. Tinna feels this, but gets back to licking her sister's cunt as Anthony humps her from behind.)
Tammy: (erotic screaming) Oh God! This feels, like, so... good! Oh, Tinna! Oh, Anthony! Oh! Oh! Oh!! (squeezes her breasts together)
(Tinna continues to lick her sister's insides, as she is getting humped doggy-style by Anthony. He keeps his pace up so Tinna wouldn't miss a second of Tammy's squeal of joy. Tammy can no longer withstand this pleasure, and she goes into orgasm. As her cum goes into Tinna's mouth, she also feels an orgasm coming; same with Anthony. Neither both Anthony and Tinna can withhold their pleasure, and they scream in orgasm. Luckily for Anthony, both the twins are on the pill, so his sperm won't make Tinna pregnant. Tammy sits up as Anthony pulls himself out of Tinna's vagina.)
Anthony: (tired) Wow. That was great.
Tinna: (erotically) It gets even greater. (pushes him on the mattress and gets on top of him) Why not have a taste of my pussy, while Tammy gets another taste of you?
Tammy: (erotically) Yeah, Anthony. It'll be great when I get it hard again.
Tinna: (erotically) What do you say?
Anthony: (smiles wide) Sure, why not?
(Tinna then sets her vagina on top of his face, as Tammy gets ready to give him another blowjob. As soon as Tinna sets herself on his face, Anthony starts to eat her out. He goes even farther as Tammy sucks harder on his dick. Tinna moans and squeezes her breasts as Anthony's tougne continues its work. Switch to Tammy, who is sucking on his entire tool. She then takes her mouth off, and licks the head to complete its hardness. As soon as it's hard, Tammy sets herself up and places her pussy on Anthony's hardened cock. She rocks herself to get into position, and then rides him. This menage-a-trois is now going to the extreme, with Anthony licking out Tinna, and Tammy riding on Anthony's cock. This lasts for two minutes. Tinna can no longer keep control, and her cum splashes on Anthony, who tries to swallow it up. Then he goes into orgasm, and cums like a geyser inside Tammy, who cums last by splashing her fluids on his cock. Then they all collapse on the now messy mattress, exhausted.)
Anthony: (tired) Wow. You two girls are great.
Tinna: (tired) Yeah. I'm not sure to compare this to the Yeti.
Tammy: (tired) Yeah, he is huge. Just like those boys in high school.
(Anthony smiles, and then reaches towards his jeans, and pulls two envelopes from his pocket. He gives them to Tinna and Tammy.)
Tammy: (confused) What's this?
Anthony: (as he puts his clothes back on) It's an invitation.
Tinna: What for?
Anthony: Oh, just a little night out with me and the girls. It's tonight, can last 'til the sun comes up.
(Tammy thinks about it, and turns to her sister)
Tammy: Do we have any plans tonight?
Tinna: (shakes her head) Nope.
Tammy: (turns her head to Anthony, in joy) Of course we'll come.
Anthony: I appreaciate that. (starts to walk off) I'll see you later tonights, girls. Don't forget to dress sexy tonight.
Tinna and Tammy: (together) We won't. (waves goodbye as he walks out of the attic.)
(Tinna and Tammy then read their invitations, and they then notice the orgy part.)
Tammy: Why is he having an orgy?
Tinna: Well, he is handsome, and he does love women. I guess it's a test for him.
Tammy: On how many women he can have sex with?
(Tinna nods as Tammy blushes at the thought of going to an orgy.)
(an hour later, Anthony drives up to the next girl's house. As he gets out, he crosses the Bambi Twins off his list as complete. He walks over to the woman's house, and knocks on her door. Seconds later, a beautiful woman opens the door. She has long blonde hair done into a ponytail and a tremendous bust size. She is wearing some red and blue lingerie with yellow stockings. This is Sofia, the Russian beauty of Toshinden fame.)
Sofia: (coyly) Hello, Anthony.
Anthony: (amazed at what she's wearing) Hi Sofia. Why are you dressed so provacitively?
Sofia: I knew you were coming, so I dressed up in this.
Anthony: Oh. Very good choice. Can I come in?
Sofia: Oh, da. You are always welcome here. (Anthony walks in and Sofia follows.) {Author's note: Since Sofia is from Russia, she usually speaks in her native tougne. Da means yes, and nyet means no.} (Anthony sits on her couch, as Sofia stands in front of him.) (coyly) Can you do me a favor?
Anthony: Sure. What is it?
Sofia: Can you give me a good shoudler massage? I had a hard day at work, and need someone to get the tension out of my system.
Anthony: Alright. I guess I'll help.
(with that, Sofia turns around, and sits in front of Anthony, who spreaded his legs to give her room. He then starts to massage her shoulders soft and smoothly. She closes her eyes, and purrs and moans as Anthony gives her the perfect sensual rubdown. As he slides his hands down her back, she decides to stand up, facing away from him. She bends over far, and her booty is now sticking out in front of him)
Sofia: (seductive) Can you massage my booty for me, babooshka?
(Anthony just nods, and reaches his hands to her ass, and grabs it really hard. He gives it a really hard and sensual massage, and pulls in and licks her ass. This lasts a few minutes. Afterwards, Sofia gets herself upright, and turns around, facing Anthony.)
Sofia: (erotically) Why don't I give you a massage you'll really love?
Anthony: (sensing an erection) Um, okay.
(Sofia gets on her knees and starts to take off his jeans and boxers. As she takes them off, she is surprised to see how big and hard his cock is. She puts her hand on it, and squeezes it very hard. She can hear Anthony moan from this. Sofia then jerks him off, thus giving him a hand job. Anthony breathes harder from this treatment. She looks up at his face with a seductive smile on her face.)
Sofia: (erotically) You like this, babooshka?
Anthony: (breathing hard) Yeah...
Sofia: (erotically) Want me to go faster? (rises herself up and sits next to him, still holding his cock in her hand.)
Anthony: (nods) (lowly) Yeah.
(Sofia does as he wants, and quickens the handjob. With her other hand, she brings his head towards her lips, and gives him a deep romantic kiss. As they kiss, Sofia keeps up the pace with the handjob. Anthony's penis is getting harder with each stroke from Sofia's hand. As they tougne-kiss, Anthony feels that he's going to blow up. Sensing this, Sofia breaks the kiss and gets ready for him to cum. When he cums, he released 13 jets that almost ruined Sofia's lingerie. When he stops, Sofia erotically licks the cum off her hands, and stares into Anthony's eyes.)
Anthony: (breathing hard) That was... great.
Sofia: (erotically) Yeah? (tugs the straps on her lingerie) A Russian beauty like myself shouldn't shield her breasts for long. Can you take this off for me?
Anthony: (nodding) Sure.
(with his help, Sofia takes off her lingerie. She is now fully naked except for her yellow stockings. She then sits on Anthony's lap, holding her left breast in her hand.)
Sofia: (erotically) Now that you took that thing off, here is your reward.
(with her other hand, Sofia brings Anthony's head towards her left breast, and he immediately, like clockwork, sucks on it. Sofia smiles warmly, as Anthony gives her a good treatment for her breasts. As he sucks on her breasts, Sofia starts to rub her Russian pussy against his penis, doing sexual outercourse with him. This lasts for a few minutes until Sofia pulls herself off his mouth.)
Sofia: (erotically) (hands on hips) Is this the first time you ever had sexual outercourse?
Anthony: Yeah. I'm more innie than outie when it comes to sex.
Sofia: (erotically) Oh. (takes his shirt off for him) You know how Russian couples get warm on cold Russian nights?
Anthony: (smiles) I believe I do.
Sofia: (erotically) I, on the other hand, can get you warm even if there is no cold in America. (gives him a little beep on the nose) Do you know what a piledriver is?
Anthony: Of course. It's a wrestling move. Too bad it's banned though.
Sofia: (erotically) I see you know a lot about wrestling. (gets up) However, the piledriver I meant is far more than what you know. (walks over to his right side)
Anthony: Different? How do you- (gets cut off as he feels one of Sofia's legs by his neck. She answers by crawling towards his cock, and puts her knees on his shoulders.)
Sofia: (erotically as she sets herself up) The 69 is one of my favorite positions. I want to try out this little variation, if you don't mind?
Anthony: Sure.
(Sofia smiles as she marvels his six inches, as Anthony starts to eat her out. She then sticks the entire thing in her mouth, starting off this inverted 69 on her couch. So far Anthony is liking this as much as Sofia. Minutes later, Anthony moves, while holding Sofia, a bit, and rests themselves on the couch, still in their position. Seconds later, Anthony takes his mouth off her cunt, and kneels upright, as Sofia gives him oral sex while on her back. Anthony arches his back as Sofia sucks his meat dry. Minutes later, he shoots many jets of semen into her mouth. Swallowing them while on her back isn't much of a challenge. When he's finished discharging, Sofia gets herself upright.)
Sofia: (erotically) Did my babooshka like it?
Anthony: Yeah. I never knew you can blow me like that.
Sofia: (erotically) It's all in the throat. (kisses him) Is your little one still hard?
Anthony: (checks) Yep. I guess that 69 made it stuck.
Sofia: (erotically) I know a way. (turns about face, and crawls to the couch arm, showing him her curvacous rear. She turns her head back and faces him) I love to see an American male fuck a Russian beauty. So let's do it!
Anthony: (smiles) Da! Da indeed!
(he gets behind her, and shoves his 6 inch cock in her pussy. Sofia moans as she grips the couch arm. Anthony then starts to go into her slowly but quickens the pace as Sofia responds by gyrating her hips to bring him deeper.)
Sofia: (erotic screaming) Oh, Anthony! Oh, Anthony! This feels so good! Oh... don't stop, don't stop! Please don't stop! Uhn! (bites her lips) Ah!
(Anthony responds by going deeper into the Russian beauty's treasure. Sofia's breasts sway as she gyrates, which gives Anthony a chance to grope them from behind.)
Sofia: (erotic screaming) Oh, God! Fuck me, my babooshka! Fuck me hard! Ah! (breathes low) Oh, babooshka... (screaming) Babooshka! BABOOSHKA!!! OH!!! (grips the couch arm)
(as Sofia continues calling him by his petname, Anthony can feel his cock twitch in Sofia's pussy. Seconds later, he releases 20 jets of cum into her moistened valley. This causes a sexual pleasure inside Sofia's body. With one last passionate scream of babooshka, she throws her head back, swishes her ponytail, and cums on his shaft. Knowing that Sofia's on the pill, she won't be pregnant. Anthony then slides his cock out of her pussy, and collapse on top of her.)
Sofia: (catches her breath, looks up at him) Thank you, Anthony. My babooshka loves having sex with me, right?
Anthony: (same) Right. (he reaches to his jeans, and takes out an invitation, and gives it to Sofia.)
Sofia: An invitation? But, your birthday isn't for months.
Anthony: I know. But this is a night out with me and the girls.
Sofia: (sly) Am I one of those girls?
Anthony: Of course, Sofia. (gives her a peck on the cheek) You're always invited.
(Sofia smiles at his kind words. He then gets his clothes, and puts them on. He then starts to leave.)
Sofia: (dissapointed) Do you have to go now?
Anthony: I know you're dissapointed, but trust me; at the party, you'll have the best time of your life with me all night. (winks)
Sofia: (smiles) Oh. I'll see you tonight, babooshka. (blows him a kiss)
Anthony: Thanks. Don't forget to wear something sexy tonight. (walks out the door, and leaves)
(as he leaves, the still naked Sofia opens the envelope and reads the invitation. As she reads it, she also come across the orgy part. She puts the invitation down, but she doesn't look mad. She grows a wide smile as she knows that it'll be paradise to be at an orgy. Plus, she knows which costume she'll wear to turn him on. Fade out.)
End Chapter 5   
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The World's Luckiest Guy
by Anthony LoGatto
Rated NC-17
Chapter 6: The Kattz Sisters & Nina Quacketta
Written: 6-24-02
Finished: 6-25-02
(chapter six opens with Anthony driving his car to the girl's house. He had just regained his strength from Sofia earlier. He then stops at the next house, which is home to the next girl on his list. He steps out of the car, and walks towards the door. He rings the doorbell and a female cat answers. She opens the door, revealing her as a cat with gray fur with stripes and shoulder-length black hair and a red hairband. She is wearing a purple tanktop and jean shorts. She looks at Anthony, and recognizes him enough to enjoy his company.)
Female Cat: (happy to see him) Anthony! What brings you here?!
Anthony: Hiya Allie. I'm here for a little of this, and a little of that.
Allie: (excited) I'm so glad you came here! We need somebody to spend some quality time with me and Tabbie. I'll tell her you're here. Wanna come in?
Anthony: Sure.
(Allie guides Anthony over to the living room, where her sister, Tabbie, is setting the living room for something. Tabbie is a female cat with orange fur with spots and short blonde hair. She also has a red hairband. She is wearing the same outfit Allie's wearing except the tanktop is red.)
Allie: (approaches her sister) Tabbie. Anthony's here.
Tabbie: Oh good. He's just in time.
Anthony: (confused) For what?
Tabbie: Well, do you like erotic movies?
Anthony: Are you kidding? Of course I do!
Allie: Good. (holds a tape with the cover entitled "Tempations" and shows it to him) Tabbie and I just got this tape yesterday. Wanna watch with us?
Anthony: Sure.
(the sisters smile as Anthony sits on the couch. Allie sits next to him, as Tabbie puts the video in, and presses play on the VCR. She joins her sister and Anthony as the video starts.)
Tabbie: (to Anthony) Would you like a drink before the movie starts?
Anthony: Well, some soda could fill me up.
Allie: I'll go get it for you, Anthony. (kisses him on the cheek and goes off to get the soda)
(time lapse to minutes later. Anthony and the Kattz sisters are watching the first sex scene of the movie. Anthony grins as the couple in the video get it on, but the Kattz sisters seem aroused.)
Allie: (rests her head on his shoulder, purrs) Doesn't this make you wanna shag us, Anthony?
Anthony: (nervous) Um... yeah. But I'm feeling a little tired right now.
Tabbie: (dissapointed) Awww. Why not rest on the couch?
Allie: Yeah, we'll continue with the movie later on.
Anthony: (yawns and streaches) Ok then. (the sisters move off the couch to give his legs room on their couch.)
(As Anthony rests, Tabbie gives her sister a signal to pleasure him. Allie nods as Tabbie goes towards the window and closes the blinds. Allie gets down and starts unbuckling his jeans belt, freeing his erection, which he was trying to hide. Allie moves her black hair out of her way, and starts to give him a blowjob. Anthony stirs and awakes, seeing Allie giving him oral sex.)
Anthony: (startled) Allie? What are you doing?
Allie: (erotically) (takes her mouth off his cock for a moment) Giving you a BJ. Did you forget? (goes back to sucking his talliwacker as Tabbie appears next to him)
Tabbie: (erotically) Don't worry. (takes his shirt off) Me and Allie will treat you right. (she takes off her tanktop, revealing her breasts. She gets on his chest, and she lowers her breasts down to his face, letting him suck on her suculent nipples. Anthony is enjoying what is his second menage-a-trois of the day. As Allie is sucking his cock, she sees her sister having her breasts sucked and fondled by Anthony, and turns her on completley. She continues sucking on his cock until she decides it's her turn.)
Allie: (erotically dissapointed) Tabbie, you had your tits sucked long enough. Can I have a turn?
Tabbie: (erotically) (to Allie) When I'm done here, you can have a turn when I'm sucking on his meaty, strong cock.
(Allie nods to her sister, and continues her work. This lasts a few minutes until Anthony can no longer keep his semen inside forever. He grunts as he shoots a jetload of cum into Allie's mouth. When he's finished, she takes her mouth off, and taps her sister's shoulder, telling her she's done. Tabbie then gets off, as Anthony sits up on their couch. The Kattz Sisters look on with awe at his amazing size.)
Allie: (erotically) It's your turn, sis.
Tabbie: (erotically) I know. (giggles)
(Allie then takes off her tanktop, revealing her breasts to him. She walks to him as Tabbie gets next to him on the couch. She then gets her knees on the couch, lowers her head down to his six inch shaft, and proceeds to give him head. Anthony moves his head back and moans as Tabbie bobs her head up and down to bring in his six inches. Anthony looks down at Tabbie romantically)
Anthony: (breathing hard) Ooooooh, God. You girls are experts at this... (Allie then gets behind him, and puts her hands on his shoulders.)
Allie: (erotically) Yes, we are good at this. But I want a reward for giving you that BJ. (holds her breasts against his head) Want a taste?
(Anthony can only nod, and Allie lets him suck her breasts as Tabbie continues giving him a BJ. Allie soon joins Anthony in a chorus of moans as he continues sucking her breasts. Tabbie looks up from her oral sex to see her sister pleasuring Anthony, and decides to go faster. This combined mix of pleasure from the Kattz' is all he can stand, and shoots out 12 jets of cum into Tabbie's mouth. Tabbie does her best to keep them in, but most of it trailed down to her breasts. Tabbie takes her mouth of his cock, and stands up in front of Anthony. Allie then joins her.)
Tabbie: (erotically) I take it that he really enjoyed it.
Allie: (erotically) I know. (glances towards her sister's breasts) I see Anthony made a mess on your breasts.
Tabbie: (looks down) (erotically) So he has. Now what?
Allie: (erotically) Oh, I think I know a way.
(she puts her head on Tabbie's breasts, and proceeds to lick them clean. Anthony justs sits on the couch, watching as the Kattz sisters proceed to lick, kiss, and fondle each other. He blushes at this sight, as this is turning him on. In fact, he's so turned on, that he reaches down to his cock, and jacks off to regain its girth and length. Allie and Tabbie stop and look back at him. He stops and looks at them.)
Allie: (erotically) I guess Anthony doesn't want to wait for us.
Tabbie: (erotically) Good call, sis. (takes off her jean shorts) I guess we can't have all the fun. Besides, his cock's hard enough to fuck us both.
Allie: (erotically) So, you want to shag us, Anthony?
Anthony: (catches his breath) Yeah. I love to.
Allie: (erotically smiles) Good. (takes off her jean shorts) You need some release from us.
(Anthony nods and he gets off the couch as The Kattz Sisters get on the couch. Tabbie lays down and spreads her legs, as Allie sets herself on her knees and brings her down to her lap and starts to eat her sister out. While they're having vaginal sex with each other, Anthony goes to his discarded jeans and takes out a condom, and puts it on. He then gets behind Allie on the couch and sticks his hard prick in Allie's backside. Allie moans as she takes his length in.)
Anthony: Don't worry, it takes a while to adjust. Continue.
Tabbie: (erotically) Yeah, Allie. Take it in and let's continue.
(Allie nods to her sister, and goes back to work licking her pussy. Looking on, Anthony shoves his length inside Allie and starts to hump her brains out. Camera switches to show Tabbie smiling, as the camera pans towards the right, as Allie is eating her out, and stops at Anthony continuing to fuck Allie from behind. He wipes some sweat off his forehead as he continues his work on Allie. Tabbie releases some pleasured moans from the combination of Allie and Anthony bringing their sexual prowess into her. This lasts until Tabbie pulls her little sister off her cunt.)
Tabbie: (erotically) (catches her breath) That felt good, but it's my turn to have it from the backside.
(Anthony shrugs as he pulls out of Allie's love tunnel, and reaches for another condom. But as he does that, Tabbie grabs his arm.)
Tabbie: (erotically) Don't worry, Anthony honey. I'm still on the pill. Just throw that away, and come here while I pleasure Allie as she pleasures me.
(Anthony nods and goes to dispose the condom. As he does so, Tabbie gets on top of Allie, and starts to lick her pussy. Allie does the same as they start off their little 69. Anthony comes back, but checks if they're tight enough for him to go into Tabbie. He then gets behind Tabbie and starts to fuck her.)
(this goes double the pleasure for Allie, for not only she gets to lick her sister's pussy, but Anthony's cock going through Tabbie as well. Tabbie continues to lick Allie's suculent pussy as Anthony probes her from behind. Anthony then drapes himself on Tabbie and licks her face. Tabbie takes her mouth off Allie's cunt, and joins his tougne and kiss eachother. Tabbie also uses her tail to penetrate Allie. All three moan together as they put themselves into deep ecstasy. This all Anthony could stand, and he couldn't wait to blow. He pushes himself into Tabbie a few more times, and releases his milky white love inside her body. Tabbie also goes into orgasm, as does Allie. After all three have come into orgasm, they collapse on each other, tired and catching their breath.)
Allie: (catching her breath) That was great!
Tabbie: (same) Yeah! No one can give us that much pleasure as much as you.
(Anthony smiles, as he closes his eyes. The Kattz sisters also close their eyes, and take a little cat nap. Cut to outside, minutes later. Anthony is fully clothed, and taking in the afternoon air. The Kattz Sisters, Allie and Tabbie, also come out with him, also fully clothed.)
Tabbie: Thanks for spending some time "relaxing" with us.
Allie: And thanks for the invitations. (holds them up)
Anthony: You're welcome. But are you two sure you're not mad that it's an orgy?
Allie: No, no. We don't mind at all.
Tabbie: Yeah, we know you're doin' it for kicks.
Anthony: (smiles) Well it's nice for the two of you to understand. (gives them a peck on the cheek respectively) Don't forget to wear something sexy tonight.
Tabbie & Allie: (unison) We won't! (each blows a kiss to him as he into his car. He then drives off, with them waving goodbye.)
(switch to an hour later. This time, the scene's at another girl's backyard. The girl is a female duck with blonde hair wearing a Stars and Stripes bikini and is relaxing in her pool. She then hears Anthony's car coming to her driveway, but goes back into her relaxation. This is Nina Quacketta, female officer of the NYPD. She is usually called Quacketta from time-to-time. She then hears Anthony come in through the yard door.)
Anthony: Hiya Quacketta.
Quacketta: (looks up and sees Anthony by her pool) Oh, hiya Anthony.
Anthony: (confused) Why are you swimming in the middle of January? {Author's Note: "World's Luckiest Guy" takes place around mid-January 2002. Not by the month the chapters were written.}
Quacketta: Oh, usually us ducks fly south for the winter, but I'm the type that doesn't mind as long as my feathers keep me warm.
Anthony: And the pool?
Quacketta: It's my day-off. Since September 11th, police work around Manhattan has been hectic lately. So I asked my superior for a day off, and I got it.
Anthony: Guess that eliminates my question about your bikini.
Quacketta: Just showing off my patriotism. Wanna come in the pool?
Anthony: (puts his left hand behind his head) Well, you can thank me for being prepared. Just wait right there, 'k?
(he goes into his car and gets his things. He then comes back wearing green swim shorts and holds his clothes)
Anthony: I'm ready. Where do you want me to put my clothes?
Quacketta: Oh, just put them over there, and come in.
(Anthony nods and gets himself into the pool, setting himself next to Quacketta. Anthony feels relaxed as he cools himself down.)
Anthony: (enjoys the pool's soft water) Aaaah. Now this is what I need.
Quacketta: (sounding coyly) You said it. (unbeknowing to him, Quacketta reaches down in the water, and goes straight towards his crotch. She feels that he had a hard-on before he came in. She decides to stroke his member. Switch to Anthony, feeling this and leans his head back.)
Anthony: Is it me, or are you making the pool hotter?
Quacketta: (erotically) The pool's getting hotter, but (gets on top of him) the controls are manual, if you know what I mean?
(Anthony smiles as he knows what Quacketta meant. They then give each other a deep, romantic kiss in her pool. As they're kissing, Anthony sits himself up the ground near the pool, and breaks the kiss. She eyes his erection and decides to take off his wet swim shorts. She takes them off, freeing his erection. Quacketta is amazed at his length staring right at her.)
Quacketta: (erotically) My, my, your cock is big.
Anthony: Not as a horse, but it'll do.
Quacketta: (erotically) Mind if I can stick this in my bill and please you?
Anthony: (nods) Sure.
(Quacketta lowers her head down, and starts giving Anthony a BJ. He can tell that Quacketta's good at this, since she once had a boyfriend that was also a cop, until he got killed in the line of duty. That and the prostitute division. But whatever the case, Anthony is enjoying this oral pleasure from one of NYPD's best.)
Anthony: (enjoying this) Oh, Nina... oh fuck. (leans his head back and arches back as Quacketta continues the BJ. Anthony also helps her by holding her head down so she wouldn't get away. This is all he could stand, and he shoots his cum inside her mouth. Quacketta does a very good job at swallowing his semen. She then takes her mouth off and licks her fingers contently.)
Quacketta: (erotically) Now that was relaxing. But Anthony, I'm thinking of continuing this inside... on my bed.
Anthony: (grabs a nearby towel) Why?
Quacketta: (erotically) Because, I don't want to get us arrested for indecent exposure. (Anthony then uses the towel to dry herself, paying close attention to her breasts)
Anthony: But, you're a cop.
Quacketta: (erotically) Exactly. Wouldn't that be a career killer, would it?
(Anthony thinks about it, and nods in agreement. He then sweeps her off her feet, and walks towards the house. Not before Quacketta picks up his clothes for him. Cut to her bedroom, where Anthony and Quacketta are just entering. Anthony sets her down on her bed, and puts his clothes in a nearby place.)
Anthony: (amazed at the room's exterior) Wow. Your boyfriend sure had some good taste. Sorry about the loss, by the way.
Quacketta: (erotically) (stands up) I accept your sympathy. Besides, he was my first love since high school. But (pushes him down towards the bed) you're everything he is; except you have a bushy tail.
Anthony: I know. Now what?
Quacketta: (erotically) (gets on top of him) Well, other than being a smart blonde, I do have my assets. Namely, my breasts.
Anthony: (smiles) I know. You have a very nice rack.
Quacketta: (takes her breasts out of her bikini top) Thank you. Now would you like to have a taste of my beautiful bosom?
Anthony: Sure.
(Quacketta holds her right breast, and holds his head with the other, as she pushes herself against his head, as he sucks her breasts. Quacketta smiles as Anthony gives her this suculent treatment. She moans as he continues on her left breast. She then eyes the bed's headboard, and gets an idea. She moves herself up, still on top of him, and pushes his head off her breast.)
Quacketta: (erotically) That's enough for now. I got an idea.
Anthony: You have?
Quacketta: (erotically) (takes off the rest of her bikini and exposes her "downstairs") Sure. You're gonna eat me out, while I sit on your face.
Anthony: (eyes widen) Seriously?! That's so sweet!
Quacketta: (erotically) It sure is. (gives him a peck on the cheek, and proceeds to get on top of his face)
Anthony: Are you sure you know what you're doing?
Quacketta: (erotically) (as she sets herself up) Of course I do. Now just relax as I give you a good facial. (smiles and she holds on to the headboard. She then starts to rock herself as Anthony begins to eat her pussy out.)
(Anthony drives his tougne deeper when Quacketta gyrates her hips as she face fucks him. Switch to Quacketta, holding on to the headboard like it's for dear life as she moans from Anthony's treatment.)
Quacketta: (erotic screaming) Oh, Anthony! Oh, sweet Jesus! Unh! This feels so fucking good... oh! Ah! (bites her lip and breathes hard again) Oh, yes! (lower) Lick deeper... lick deeper!
(Anthony does as she pleased. Minutes later, Quacketta doesn't take anymore as she squeezes Anthony's head with her leg muscles. She releases a lust-filled quack as she cums all over Anthony's mouth. When she's finished, Quacketta gets herself off Anthony's face, and looks at him with blush on her cheeks as he starts to sit himself up.)
Anthony: That was a good feeling to have.
Quacketta: (catches her breath) I know. (goes back to erotic) But I want you to one more thing for me.
Anthony: (smiles) What's that?
Quacketta: (turns herself around, and gets on all fours) (erotically) I want you to fuck me... right here, right now!
Anthony: (smiles wider) That's the words I want to hear!
(Anthony gets into all fours, and crawls towards Quacketta from behind. Thankfully his cock his still hardened from the sight of Quacketta. He sticks his hard dick in, and shoves it right inside her backside. Quacketta moans and grips the sheets as she takes in his large length.)
Quacketta: (breathing hard) God, you're so big. It's a good thing I'm on the pill.
Anthony: And I'm glad you did.
(he then starts to hump her from behind. He starts slow, but quickens his pace as Quacketta pleads with him through moans and sighs. Quacketta is loving this as Anthony continues to hump her pussy from behind.)
Quacketta: (erotic screaming) Oh my GOD! OH! AH! UNGH! Oh, this feels so good! Oh, you're so good... so good... oh! More! Give me more!
(Anthony smiles as he continues the treatment. He then leans over and licks her face tenderly and good.)
Quacketta: (erotic screaming) OH GOD! OH, OH, OH!!!! Oh, you're so BIG! So... big! AH! AH! AH! Put in more! PUT IN MORE!!!
(Anthony does as she wishes, and shoves more of his length inside her pussy. He then feels a tension in his penis as Quacketta's walls are grabbing his member tighter. With a few more pushes, he grunts and shoots his load all over Quacketta's insides. Quacketta soon feels her sexual excitement mount, and she then goes into orgasm, splashing her cum against his shaft. They then stop, and Anthony pulls himself out of her backside. They then collapse together, drenched with sweat.)
Anthony: (catches his breath) Wow, Quacketta. I never knew ducklettes like you can have this sexual excitement when male ducks don't even have a penis.
Quacketta: (catches her breath) Actually, they do. Most male animals have a pouch to secure them in. Bird species are most likely to have this.
(Anthony soon realizes this, and kisses her on the cheek again. He then gets his clothes from the dresser, and starts to get dressed. Before he does, he pulls out Quacketta's invitation from his jeans pocket, and gives it to Quacketta.)
Quacketta: Is this an invitation?
Anthony: (as he puts his jeans on) Yep. It's a night with me and the girls.
Quacketta: When is it?
Anthony: Tonight.
Quacketta: (thinks about it) You're not bringing prostitutes in your home to do drugs, are you?
Anthony: No. I never have that much sense to do drugs. You know that.
Quacketta: Right. I'm just being precautious.
Anthony: (as he gets his shirt on) Good. (gives her one more kiss on the cheek) I'll see you at the party tonight. Don't forget to wear something sexy for the fun. (walks out of the room) Bye.
Quacketta: (waves) Bye. (she goes to open the envelope and reads the invitation. When she gets to the part about the orgy, she smiles) Oh? I guess I'm not the only one that's going to this orgy. (giggles as she throws the letter away, and the screen fades out)
End of Chapter 6 
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<Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto
A-Log's fursona - the star of his fanfiction.

What follows is a series of links to logs of Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto's shitty self-insert erotic fanfiction, seventeen stories from his World's Luckiest Guy series and eighteen from his as-yet-incomplete series of Halloween fapfics, 31 Tricks, 31 Treats. Of the World's Luckiest Guy stories, eleven are sequential, happening in a series, and six (An Ebony Goddess Sits Next Door, Neapolitan New Year A Big Birthday For Big Tyme, The Guardian's Mother, Ay, Mamacita! and Stuffed) are standalone. The Guardian's Mother and Ay, Mamacita! were also apparently written especially for Mother's Day. Just think about the implications of that for a moment.

The stories are reproduced unedited and unaltered, complete with author's notes - a glimpse into the deranged and emotionally stunted sexual fantasies of an overweight, autistic male virgin furfag - for your reading pleasure.

A warning: while reading these stories does provide a very amusing and telling insight into A-Log's bizarre fetishes, sexual inadequacies and insecurities, reading them in their entirety is recommended only for the most brave and/or sexually jaded. Many, upon reading the stories over a long duration, have claimed that A-Log has left them a shell of their former selves, unable thereafter to enjoy physical love. The stories also feature many beloved children's characters who may be forevermore be tainted in the eyes of the reader.

Those who wish to experience a similar, but slightly less disturbing read are advised to look elsewhere.

How You Can Help

Those of you who enjoy the stories might wish to share them with a wider audience, who might gain similar enjoyment from them - such as A-Log's mother, Margo Bornstein LoGatto, his friends and his employers at the radio station where he records his weekly radio show, A-Log On The Airwaves.

We at Encyclopedia Dramatica would recommend copypasting the stories into a Word document, printing them out and then sending them to the following addresses:

  • A-Log's Mom's Mailing Address:

Margo Bornstein LoGatto, 90 Braisted Avenue, Staten Island, NY 10314

Or, alternatively, you might want to e-mail the stories to A-Log's mom's personal e-mail at the following address:


  • WSIA-FM's Mailing Address:

Philip Masciantonio, WSIA-FM 2800 Victory Boulevard Rm 1C-106 Staten Island, New York 10314

Or, alternatively, you might want to e-mail the stories to the general manager of WSIA-FM at the following address:


A-Log is also known to contribute to Operation: Three-Legged Dolphin, a humor magazine written, published and funded by the students of the College of Staten Island, but, for some reason, he seems to have neglected to submit these stories in spite of how undeniably hilarious they are.

Perhaps you might want to remedy that?

  • Operation: Three-Legged Dolphin's Mailing Address:

Operation: Three-Legged Dolphin, 2800 Victory Boulevard, Staten Island, NY 10314, Campus Center 1C, Room 230

Or, alternatively, you might want to e-mail the stories to Operation: Three-Legged Dolphin's submissions department at the following address, expressing an interest in having them published in the magazine and Mr. LoGatto receiving the credit he so richly deserves:

Links To The Stories

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