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[[Image:Cloyster clit.jpg|thumb|right|Original diagram explaining the clitorus]]
[[File:Cloyster clit.jpg|thumb|right|Original diagram explaining the clitorus]]
[[Image:CLOYSTERLOL.PNG|thumb|left|[[Rule 34|THRTY FOURED]]]]
[[File:CLOYSTERLOL.PNG|thumb|left|[[Rule 34|THRTY FOURED]]]]
[[Image:Immaeatinyourpenor.png |thumb|left|Final form]]
[[File:Immaeatinyourpenor.png |thumb|left|Final form]]
[[Image:Cloyster goatse.jpg|thumb|right|[[Goatse|Cloytse]]]]
[[File:Cloyster goatse.jpg|thumb|right|[[Goatse|Cloytse]]]]
[[Image:Frustrationcloyster.png|thumb|right|Cloyster can be [[frustration|frustrating]] for pedos]]
[[File:Frustrationcloyster.png|thumb|right|Cloyster can be [[frustration|frustrating]] for pedos]]
[[Image:Cloyster.png|thumb|left|Even the trainers love Cloyster]]
[[File:Cloyster.png|thumb|left|Even the trainers love Cloyster]]
[[Image:GAYPOKEMONPORN.jpg|thumb|left|Cloyster is [[gay|all man]].]]
[[File:GAYPOKEMONPORN.jpg|thumb|left|Cloyster is [[gay|all man]].]]
[[Image:Cloisters.jpg|thumb|right|[[YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG]].]]
Being the [[rapist|sexual deviants]] they are, [[Nintendo]] wanted to design a [[Pokémon]] with such an extreme sexual innuendo without people knowing. Thus, '''Cloyster''' (or Cloyteris or Clitser) was designed. All the important parts were implemented, the two labia's and the clitoris, with an extra anti [[rape]] goblin to prevent the [[loli|delicious loli]] from being attacked by [[Pedobear]]. [[Some argue]] Nintendo wanted to sexually educate the [[cancer|children]] in a non-adulterous way, but the truth is [[Asperger's Syndrome|Satoshi Tajiri]] (creator of Pokémon btw) just wanted the delicious loli.
Being the [[rapist|sexual deviants]] they are, [[Nintendo]] wanted to design a [[Pokemon]] with such an extreme sexual innuendo without people knowing. Thus, '''Cloyster''' (or Cloyteris or Clitser) was designed. All the important parts were implemented, the two labia's and the clitoris, with an extra anti [[rape]] goblin to prevent the [[loli|delicious loli]] from being attacked by [[Pedobear]]. [[Some argue]] Nintendo wanted to sexually educate the [[cancer|children]] in a non-adulterous way, but the truth is [[Asperger's Syndrome|Satoshi Tajiri]] (creator of Pokemans btw) just wanted the delicious loli.


==Clamp Attack==
==Clamp Attack==
Unlike most [[Vagina]]s, Cloysteris WILL eat your [[cock]] if you try to [[fuck]] it. Firstly, it'll use its famous move 'Clamp' where the whole [[vagina|shell]] will trap your cock. Then the anti-rape goblin will proceed to eat your delicious cock whilst you yell out [[RAGE|FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-]]. Whilst all this is happening, Cloyster will be having many extreme [[lulz]] at your expense. However, taking into account that the Anti Rape goblin is a [[nigra]], scientists believe you can use [[watermelonz]] or [[chikinz]] as a distraction so you can escape.
Unlike most [[vagina]]s, Cloysteris WILL eat your [[cock]] if you try to [[fuck]] it. Firstly, it'll use its famous move 'Clamp' where the whole [[vagina|shell]] will trap your cock. Then the anti-rape goblin will proceed to eat your delicious cock while you yell out [[RAGE|FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-]]. While all this is happening, Cloyster will be having many extreme [[lulz]] at your expense. However, taking into account that the Anti Rape goblin is a [[nigra]], scientists believe you can use [[watermelonz]] or [[chikinz]] as a distraction so you can escape.


However, some Cloysters were born with a [[Down Syndrome|genetic deficiency]] and instead of an Anti Rape goblin inside them, they will have [[Goatse]] (refer to the picture on the right in case you're wondering what that would look like). Should you get attacked by Cloytse, then [[an hero|all hope is lost for you]]. The infamous 'second asshole' inside the first asshole of Goatse will nom nom on your penis.
However, some Cloysters were born with a [[Down Syndrome|genetic deficiency]] and instead of an Anti Rape goblin inside them, they will have [[Goatse]] (refer to the picture on the right in case you're wondering what that would look like). Should you get attacked by Cloytse, then [[an hero|all hope is lost for you]]. The infamous 'second asshole' inside the first asshole of Goatse will nom nom on your penis.
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==See Also==
==See Also==
*[[Pokemon]]
*[[Vagina]]
*[[Vagina]]
{{Pokedex}}
{{Pokedex}}


[[Category:Anime]][[Category:Fandom Stuff]]
[[Category:Anime]][[Category:Fandom Stuff]]

Latest revision as of 03:16, 19 October 2015

Original diagram explaining the clitorus
THRTY FOURED
Final form
Cloytse
Cloyster can be frustrating for pedos
Even the trainers love Cloyster
Cloyster is all man.

Being the sexual deviants they are, Nintendo wanted to design a Pokémon with such an extreme sexual innuendo without people knowing. Thus, Cloyster (or Cloyteris or Clitser) was designed. All the important parts were implemented, the two labia's and the clitoris, with an extra anti rape goblin to prevent the delicious loli from being attacked by Pedobear. Some argue Nintendo wanted to sexually educate the children in a non-adulterous way, but the truth is Satoshi Tajiri (creator of Pokémon btw) just wanted the delicious loli.

Clamp Attack

Unlike most vaginas, Cloysteris WILL eat your cock if you try to fuck it. Firstly, it'll use its famous move 'Clamp' where the whole shell will trap your cock. Then the anti-rape goblin will proceed to eat your delicious cock while you yell out FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-. While all this is happening, Cloyster will be having many extreme lulz at your expense. However, taking into account that the Anti Rape goblin is a nigra, scientists believe you can use watermelonz or chikinz as a distraction so you can escape.

However, some Cloysters were born with a genetic deficiency and instead of an Anti Rape goblin inside them, they will have Goatse (refer to the picture on the right in case you're wondering what that would look like). Should you get attacked by Cloytse, then all hope is lost for you. The infamous 'second asshole' inside the first asshole of Goatse will nom nom on your penis.

How to make?

1.paint the outer skin surroundings of your Vagoo.Get an image of Cloyster as a guide.

2.paint the lip with gray

3.Put a giant black Marble inside.

4.????

5.PROFIT


See Also


Cloyster
is part of a series on Pokémon

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