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==Things that will never happen== | ==Things that will never happen== | ||
{{main|Shit that will never happen}} | |||
*[[You]] getting laid | *[[You]] getting laid | ||
*Unseeing [[goatse]] | *Unseeing [[goatse]] | ||
*[[b/|/b/]] gets good | *[[b/|/b/]] [[When /b/ was good|gets good]] | ||
*Poland into space | *Poland into space | ||
*Forgetting | *Forgetting | ||
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*[[You]] getting any self-respect | *[[You]] getting any self-respect | ||
*Hypnotoad not getting [[Hypnotoad|ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD]] | *Hypnotoad not getting [[Hypnotoad|ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD]] | ||
*Anonymous forgiving | *[[Anonymous]] forgiving | ||
*Anonymous forgetting | *Anonymous forgetting | ||
*Anonymous not being able to deliver | *Anonymous not being able to deliver | ||
*[[EbaumsWorld]] not stealing | *[[EbaumsWorld]] not stealing | ||
*Mentioning [[Candlejack]] without ge | *Mentioning [[Candlejack]] without ge | ||
*[[You]] getting any | *[[You]] getting credited for any accomplishments | ||
*Pools not having [[AIDS]] | *Pools not having [[AIDS]] | ||
*[[Atheism|Your prayers are answered]] thanks to [[TheAmazingAtheist|this bananafucker]] | *[[Atheism|Your prayers are answered]] thanks to [[TheAmazingAtheist|this bananafucker]] | ||
*Pools being open | *[[Pool's Closed|Pools being open]] | ||
*<s>Spy not sapping my sentry</s>This actually | *<s>Spy not sapping my sentry</s> This can actually happen if you have a bunch of flamethrower-weilding maniacs | ||
*[[You]] realizing how awesome The Sagas of Why Guy are | *[[You]] realizing how awesome The Sagas of Why Guy are | ||
*Learning [[who was phone]] | *Learning [[who was phone]] | ||
*[[You]] beating [[Gary Oak]] | *[[You]] beating [[Gary Oak]] | ||
*Porn of it not existing | *[[Rule 34|Porn of it not existing]] | ||
*Swiper not swiping | *Swiper not swiping | ||
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{{language}} | {{language}} | ||
Latest revision as of 23:28, 13 December 2022
No. Not going to happen. I don't care what you're going to say, it's not going to change anything. You might as well just leave if you think you can do anything about it. So just leave. Now. What, you thought you could actually DO something? You? Do something? That's very sad. I mean, you're never going to accomplish anything in your life anyway. Why are you trying now? You might as well lie down and die. Nothing will ever happen because of you, so you should just stop before you hurt yourself. Really. Just stop.
Things that will never happen
Moar info: Shit that will never happen.
- You getting laid
- Unseeing goatse
- /b/ gets good
- Poland into space
- Forgetting
- You going for a day without fapping
- Uncyclopedia making a good article
- Jews being less greedy
- Niggers contributing to society
- Niggers on the internet
- You getting cake
- You getting any respect
- You getting any self-respect
- Hypnotoad not getting ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
- Anonymous forgiving
- Anonymous forgetting
- Anonymous not being able to deliver
- EbaumsWorld not stealing
- Mentioning Candlejack without ge
- You getting credited for any accomplishments
- Pools not having AIDS
- Your prayers are answered thanks to this bananafucker
- Pools being open
Spy not sapping my sentryThis can actually happen if you have a bunch of flamethrower-weilding maniacs- You realizing how awesome The Sagas of Why Guy are
- Learning who was phone
- You beating Gary Oak
- Porn of it not existing
- Swiper not swiping
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