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“Where do you want to go today?”

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“Where do you want to go today?” was a marketing slogan used by an ancient closed source software company called Microslave. The owner of this company went by the name of Bill Gates, a known self-diagnosed sufferer of Asperger's Syndrome. It is rumored that Bill Gates was responsible for the cancellation of Star Trek: The Next Generation and inventing the country of India. He also developed a computer operating system that no one ever really seems to like called Windows. Many other marketing slogans were used by this company, such as, "How Do You Like Getting Raped?", "I Want To Eat Your Soul" and "All of Your Children Belonging to DOS Now!"

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