User:Gert7/belarus

The face of pure evil

Belarus is a country in Eastern Europe filled with old people and young people who have been shushed and brain-washed by their fairly-elected president-for-life Alexander Lukashenko and his gang of cyberpolice. Since being elected in 1994, Lukashenko has been the only remotely notable person in the entire country.

Belarus <3<3<3 Russia

Hint hint

In 1994 after Lukashenko got elected fair and square, he decided to change the white-red-white tricolor of Belarus back into the flag used in the good old Soviet days. So in order to restore former glory, Lukashenko had to change the country's flag. In some other country this would have been considered ominous, but apparently nobody in Belarus really gave a fuck since they were too busy doing absolutely fucking nothing with their empty, exceptionally meaningless lives.

He and Russia (XOXOXO) have formed the totally heterosexual Union State consisting of just them on the perfect perpetual honeymoon 4 ever. Sure some other countries like Serbia wanna get back together with Russia and make it like old times, but those bitches better hold off.

Teddy bears over Belarus

In August 2012, two Swedish anons wearing royalty-free bear masks flew over the country dropping teddy bears with democratic messages and win attached to them.

Lukashenko did not stand for this obvious display of lulz, as any show of independent thought was banned in the country. He also had two female reporters fined 430 dollars for just taking photos of themselves holding the bears. HINT HINT HINT

For revenge, Lukashenko told all Swedish people in Belarus to GTFO, which might not have happened if this was a real country. Plus he's blaming Lithuania for being the country which sent out the planes. He's blaming it all on them but luckily nobody gives a shit. Plus Russia's "propaganda-through-agreement" English news channel made lols of the whole thing.

Lukashenko has a son

High five!

And he carries a handgun around everywhere. Even when he met Hugo Chavez.

He also has two other sons. He called his oldest son a useless weakling who will only get weaker.

Belarusian culture

Culture in Belarus has been lead entirely by Lukashenko, as well as everything else.

Gallery

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  Lukashenko combined two very popular mustache styles

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  No handshake for you!
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  Alexander Rybak giving oppression a thumbs up

See also

• North Korea
• Soviet Union
• Shit no one cares about