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Dick Masterson (aka Dax Herrera), is a messenger from God sent to enlighten women around the world about why everything sucks because of them, and this consequently makes him the greatest human being alive. His IRL trolling is not only noteworthy for the lulz it has generated over the years, but the fact that so many fall for such obvious bait creates a weird meta-troll effect where he's proven right due to the hordes of butthurt bitches left in his path. His trolling never just stopped at pissing off wimminz though, motivated via the vindictive antics of a certain former associate of his, he took his trolling to new heights by engaging in some of the biggest shitposts in his career, including entertaining Maddox's $380 million lolsuit.
Dick Masterson is also a CalTech honors graduate with a doctorate in rocket science. No, seriously! he actually talked about making rockets and drones that kill terrorists for his day job. Sorry ladies, so much for him being a retard that doesn't have any clue what he is talking about. When a butthurt psychobitch snitched on him, writing to his family and employers to cut off his penis, it was soon revealed his employer could care less since rocket scientists weren't exactly commonplace, he kept doing whatever he wanted to, living his life like the drunken degenerate virgin king supreme.
So, women despise him, men and /b/tards want to BE him, and trolls WISH they could be him. God bless you Dax Herrera, consider this ED article as your #1 fanpage.
Early Career
Website
At least 100 years ago, Dick owned a website titled menarebetterthanwomen.com, through which he shared his infinite wisdom with fellow assholes and chauvinists on the internet. Having an advanced degree in Dickology, Dick has written many classic works, including this list of reasons on why men are way better than women, something he would turn into a bestseller on and even translated that into a #1 bestselling book on Amazon. The site has remained inactive as of 2010, largely due to the popularity of the video media he produced for JewTube.
Dick: women line up to go out with me!
Her: I don't see any women lining up to go out with you, and even if there were, I would be at the end of that line.
Dick: Well if you hit the treadmill more, you'd be at the front.
This is an example of a technique Dick pioneered known as the "Verbal Cunt Punt" or VCP for short. It allows dick to turn raging Feminazis back into respectable women without the need to punch or kick their filthy untouched snatches.
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Dr. Phil
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Possibly the most well known and prodigious first appearance of Dick Masterson would have been his very first appearance on Dr. Phil, a Los Angeles-based tabloid talk show hosted by the human thumb from Spy Kids. Dick appeared as his bombastic, chauvinistic self as a featured guest, and once again on the Dr. Phil House mini-series, amid a slew of other guests with similar views. This was essentially a trashy reality TV show where people are exploited for the entertainment of the low-IQ viewers watching that shit. Dick's steadfast approach to criticism as well as his magnetic charisma cemented him as an agent provocateur, inciting self-professed feminists to express their true feelings and views. He simply states a general view about women, and then feminazis, dykes and faggots bombard him with death and castration threats, often accompanied by a generalized claim about men, at which point he exploited their own views for the lulz.
Dr. Phil was so humiliated by the episodes, according to Dick, that he ordered the House of Judgement segments to be cut months after their initial airing, and were eventually BAWWWleeted from the Dr. Phil archive. Later it was revealed that Shirley Dieu (a fictionalized and faked personality created solely for Dick to poke fun at) revealed she had sued Dr. Phil for deceptive business practices and a range of other issues. She revealed that everyone's possessions were confiscated by the production team (including their cell phones), the catering was intentionally terrible and all the guests were forced to share the same bathrooms. Possibly the most egregious thing that happened during filming was a random naked guy literally showing up and exposing their genitalia to the contestants.
Dick placed a $1,000 bounty for the original cuts of the show, which he honored when some Sweedish dickhead somehow ripped a copy from the Swedish National Archive of Recorded Sound and Moving Images, which you can see below.
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The Biggest Problem in the Universe
On May 20th, 2014, Masterson started a podcast called The Biggest Problem in the Universe with co-host and mutual acquaintance Maddox. The Podcast was pretty pretty awwright at the beginning, but what made the show lulzy was that the entire premise of the show was Dick trolling the shit out of this autistic 40 year old balding Armenian cuck, bringing his overbearingly masculine shit-talking game to the fore and instigating massive chimpouts from his co-host. Over time, the show's fanbase gravitated towards Dick, voting his problems over Maddox's. While Dick really didn't give a shit since this show was just a framing device to allow them to air their pet peeves, Maddox would take this personally and seethe with anger whenever it was brought up. Things that Dick talked about include:
- Getting so drunk he took a shit in his fathers pants
- Only doing cool drugs
- Never using condoms during sex
- Talking about how global warming is made up
- Talking about how swearing and saying retard isn't cool
- White knighting for female guest and getting his jimmies rustled when called out for being a white knight
- Forcing Maddox to watch Titanic every time he brought a problem that was shit
On May 31st, 2016, Maddox abruptly cancelled the successful 107 episode Podcast (not including bonus content) due to Maddox being upset that Dick was having sex with his ex girlfriend (whom Maddox had been broken up with for 3 years, and happened while he was already dating his current live in girlfriend). Being cucked by Masterson, he killed the podcast and begun to wage a never-ending war to ruin Dick's personal and professional reputation. On September 25th, 2016, Maddox posted a character assassination video in which he attempted to spin an innocuous statement by Masterson, where he stated that if a woman fell asleep in a bar, she should expect to be taken sexual advantage of because it is a natural consequence of the situation. With this dogwhistle the helldogs of the SJW world descended upon him, leading to his dismissal from Upright Citizen's Brigade (some gay improv group in NYC). Dick refused to disown any of his work, even in the face of threats, and stood by every word he has ever written on his website and in his book (unlike Maddox, who did).
YOU CAN SEE THAT VIDEO HERE, BECAUSE THE SMELLY FAGGOT PRIVATED THE VIDEO
Some time after the drama reddit user 
Antoids (Archive 1, 2) unleashed the full force of his autism and painstakingly edited every single episode of the podcast to reveal a slew of content that was cut from production. Most of it was Maddox incomprehensibly stammering like Porky Pig, but there were still large chunks of stuff removed where Dick was either laughing at Maddox, joking at his expense, making him look like a dumbass and so on. You can view evidence of this here.
The Dick Show
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Following the untimely death of The Biggest Problem in the Universe, Masterson started his own Podcast called The Dick Show. Weekly tidbits of Hot Goss are distributed like Orange Chicken samples in a supermarket. Hosting the show with him is his co-host Sean Jacobson, and his audio engineer Asterios Kokanos, and a rotating cast of recurring guests, including Lowtax, MadCucks (Trevor Brit), and some weirdo Dick called Steve met once at a Burning Man gig. While the show can be entertaining since it started off being slapped together last minute and devolved into a male soap opera of drama and gossip, and as a result requires the listener to have TL;DR context and backstory of drama involving an dead podcast, then listen to all episodes in chronological order; otherwise, entire 30 minute chunks of an episode make absolutely no sense. Despite being possibly the most TL;DR Podcast in human history that requires more back story and cliff notes than Dungeons & Dragons, it is ranked in the top 20 highest grossing Patreons.
Dick Masterson: Autism Whisperer
In the ashes of Dick Masterson proved to have a very useful weapon in his arsenal that Maddox did not count on. What does a man do when his former business partner attacks him, organizes a smear campaign against him, and leaves you with a fan base full of autistic sperglords? Like the legendary chippo man of yore, you weaponize that autism into your very own personal army.
When Maddox's attack failed miserably and backfired, fans of TDS kicked in a whopping $18,465 (2/2/17) to the Dick fund, spiralling him into a 24-hour, 7 day a week alcoholic rage, condensed into an hour and a half long Podcast. Dick then channelled the power of autism to outsource the work of finding examples of Maddox advocating sexual assault, causing Maddox to disavow his only successful book. Another autist with far too much time on his hands decided to go through the accounting ledger to show Maddox was lying about his financial claims and actually owed Dick over $5,000. Another poster on the board (Trevor Brit) became a long-term contributor on TDS as a not so subtle parody of Maddox, and ended up earning more money on Patreon than the real Maddox. They then decided to do some epic trolling by purchasing domains related to Maddox and all people associated with Madcast media, troll Maddox's Twitch stream, create a #1 charting comedy album about what a cuck faggot Maddox is and chart higher Maddox's #4 charting comedy album, and pick apart the content of his new book to prove that the entire thing is Maddox recycling old rants from Biggest Problem in the Universe.
Dick has weaponized autism by separating his audience into two catagories: top autist and bottom autist. He incentivizes weaponized autism by giving autists 'life advice' in a simple to understand way even a retard can understand and mocking them when there is too much tism (aka labeling them a bottom autist). Dick is able to do this because he is an autism himself, however instead of focusing his autism into Thomas the Tank Engine and Sonic, he focused it on guns, bombs, telling women they are inferior to men, and trolling. Basicly Dick is /pol/ IRL, minus being half spic and(as of January 2018, Dick is retroactively half Greek) loving jews.
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HOT GOSS: Dick vs Maddox & Other Associated Drama
When Dick and Maddox broke up due to 'Autistic differences,' Dick attempted to end things as nice as he could saying Maddox was a legend and he was grateful for the opportunity to host a podcast with him. However, because Maddox is incapable of acting like an adult and both of them are notorious internet trolls, this quickly dissolved and turned into a Battle Royale-grade free for all. As Maddox had already pissed off his fans by killing the podcast they loved and becoming an unfunny cuck, Maddox took the coward's way forward sneaking around implying shit he couldn't back up about Dick and sending his employees to dox, harass employers, and do his general dirty work while publicly pretending to be above it all and to be a good boy who dindu nuffin. Dick, secure in the fact that Maddox made a flaming bitch of himself on his side, handled it like a man by publicly airing his dirty laundry and shaming him. Dick later got a bit more creative and him as well as his army of people who hated Maddox decided to have some fun and:
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- Buy up Maddox's sponsor domains,
- Redirect Domains of his co-hosts' websites to,
- Read private "Please get back with me" letters he wrote his ex,
- Create Billboard charting albums about what a cuck Maddox is to out sell his album,
- Create a parody of Maddox called Madcucks,
- Buy a billboard outside of Madcast Media's official P.O. Box saying what a cuck Maddox is,
- Release bonus content from Madcucks that outsells Maddox's bonus content,
- Establish a "podcast network" that isn't even really a network, but is still more popular and gets more downloads than Maddox's official Madcast Media network that he hyped up for over 2 years to relase shortly before his book,
- Shit talk Maddox's sponsors,
- Explain how Maddox makes his money off shirts by selling shitty quality Guildan shirts,
- Buy the domain to the super secret domain that Maddox was originally going to name his book,
- Release a Madcucks book with that same exact name making fun of what a faggot cuck Maddox is,
- Release the financial records of Biggest Problem in the Universe,
- Make fun of guests that go on Maddox's show,
- Get a restraining order against his current girlfriend Jessica "M3ntal Jess" Blum,
- Troll his twitch stream,
- Shit on Maddox's podcast reviews,
- Leak Maddox's chat logs,
- Poach Maddox's audio engineer and making him co-host in exchange for him never working for Maddox again,
- Take the Patreon name Maddox,
- And sue Maddox of trademark patent disputes.
Dick soon learned just from his own personal beef with Maddox that Drama was profitable and makes for quality content. Other Drama sagas on his podcast include (but are not limited to):
- Making his liberal writer vote for Donald Trump
- Getting a mod of /r/the_donald to Box a liberal faggot greek Asterios whose only stated training regimen was to "get as fat and train as little as possible just like the real Donald Trump"... and the /r/the_donald mod lost!
- Everyone forever mocking the losing mod's girlfriend, a furfag cat-kin
- Having a fan almost kill himself on air (see Valentine's Day Massacre)
- Inviting Null on as a guest and as a result KiwiFarms getting shut down the next day
- Inviting Mike Cernovich on as a guest and then letting his writers and fans mercilessly mock and ridicule Thernovich ever since
- A war between his facebook and reddit group who hate and fuck with each other all the time
- Advising listeners to drink wrecklessly and do only the cool drugs.
Best debate in the universe: Brought to you by Dick Masterson
Maddox sued Dick and everyone he knew for $20 million each per count in New York City. The lolsuit was the funniest thing produced by Maddox in over 10 years, and ended with Maddox and his drunken dog bite lawyer getting their shit rammed in.
After winning his lolsuit, Dick was upset. He wasn't ready for the fun of laughing at Maddox to end and all Maddox wanted to do now was cry in his cuck shed alone and pretend he never tried to do something so retarded. So to spice things up after Maddox released his nuclear option that blew up in his own face, Dick decided on Episode 113 of Biggest Problem in the 2niverse: The search for more money and less Dick Best Debate in Universe to give Maddox, just the Tip of what is looking to be a hilarious future series of dickings Maddox's anus was never prepared for:
To further help Maddox, Dick decided to send his listeners to Maddox's $30,000 website and use his voting system to vote on what new podcast would be allowed on the C.U.N.T network. This caused Maddox to go into a full on autistic rage as he takes voting on his websites super seriously. First attempting to cry to apple to get his iTunes feed that actually has subscribers back. Then getting butthurt and tampering with his own voting to fuck with Dick. To going into such a delusional world of denial he is refusing to address the sickest burn that could possibly happen to Maddox: he is trying to pass off the increase bump in web traffic as legit traffic to his shit show's website.
However, internet Lawsplainer Nick Rekieta explained what the funniest part of all this is (beyond just the lulz of Dick fucking with the feed and using it to shit on Maddox), because Dick was the owner and allowed Maddox to pull his bullshit for over 2 year, Dick can legally and rightfully bill Maddox for all the time he allowed Maddox to use his iTunes feed to upload a shitty podcast.
Dick still owns the iTunes feed because Apple is not going to disregard property law to appease a crying bald faggot who talked shit about them for years, and has said when it comes to his ways to fuck with Maddox, this isn't even his final form.
Destiny Baits Dick into Autsim thunder dome
Last tuesday, Destiny used his autism to successfully bait Dick into a "debate." This however was a 'debate' in the the same way autistic screeching is a conversation. Dick being a drunken rage filled asshole who is too lazy to research twitch attention whores, fell into a trap and admittedly he did not perform well in. Destiny accomplished this by making the whole thing about Trump after Dick explicitly said he didn't want to talk about Trump. Destiny using his adderall enhanced autism to find Dick's weakness.
- Dick goes up against literally anyone anyone who challenges him like a drunk rage filled asshole
- Dick is too lazy to research anything
- Dick lets others lead the direction of the conversation to shit on where they take it
- Dick is a 24 hour rage
As a result, Dick performed like shit. What was not supposed to be a debate and not supposed to be about Trump and supposed to be about how the way Destiny argues is a cherry picked exercise in confirmation bias that has made the internet and people shittier and unable to communicate, turned into a debate about Trump. When trying to get off the topic, Destiny challeneges Dick's masculinity and accuses him of being a triggered snowflake needing the topic to be changed to keep him engaged in shit he really didn't care about talking about. Around waaaaaay top long into this "debate," Dick finally stops giving a shit and starts making fun of Destiny for being a midget. You could delude yourself into seeing this as some sort of meta-win for Dick as Dick's original statement that the way Destiny talks to people is not an actual conversation, its just autistic screeching to jerk off your ego to appeal to confirmation biases of you audience of tards over click bait talking points; but you can never take a circus midget seriously for over 30 minutes and be considered a "winner" in any way. Dick looked foolish for this, knew it, and openly admits he fucked up by letting Destiny change the subject, use sophistry tricks, and drill down into talking points into a point of absurdity. Destiny immediately declared himself a winner, which is true in the sense that when two special ed students screech at each other in tard rage the one who is louder is the "winner". Destiny also considers it a badge of pride in triggering that he got a guy who is known for a rage based podcast that screams all the time and never does any research and argues from pathos to scream at him and not have researched sourced facts to support his arguments. Destiny's autism truly shines through at the end of the interview:
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Dick also has a long list of enemies of the Dick show who he personally will punch in the face the moment an opportunity arises where he can and legally get away with it. This includes, but is not limited to:
- Maddox
- Destiny
- Madcast media
- Tim Pool
- Elon Musk
- Bill Nye
- Neil DeGrasse Tyson
- Mark Maron
- All members of Last Podcast on the Left
- Everyone at Cracked.com and it's affiliated podcasts
- Amy Schumer
- Security Guards
- The Police
- All employees of the US government (excluding military)
Dick Masterson: Zionist shill?
While Dick doesn't talk about the Jews a lot, it has occasionally come up and has made statements sounding like he want to suck circumcised cock.
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While it's unclear if he just fucking around or if Dax secretly worships the children of satan, you should trust Dick as much as you would trust any Isreali. There is a good chance Dick will try and fuck your girlfriend, take your population of fans, and claim he has an ancestral right to it as he lawyers up and rapes you in court.
The Valentine's Day Massacre
On February 14th, 2017, Dustin, a random guy who had made a Facebook page for the show and appointed himself Moderator, brought 3 of the saddest stories to the bonus episode, at one point leaving listeners wondering if the current caller had killed himself. Among the other callers were a sexually-abused and near-homeless trap and a guy with.. well, with just a shitty life. Mind you, he brought these callers into a comedy show. Dustin, as a result of his actions, was sentenced to a day in the stocks down at the marketplace where customers could hiss and curse at him, along with the occasional golden shower.
EDiot on the Dick Show
One of ED's admins made a shit video about Maddox and Dick invited him onto the podcast. What followed was 30 minutes of autism, telling everyone about what a drunken meth-head failure Zaiger is, that Encyclopedia Dramatica is ran by a bunch of lazy drunks, and about that time a former ED mod shot up a school and only killing 2 people before getting cucked by a couch and bringing great shame and dishonor on Encyclopedia Dramatica by not even getting a High Score. As all Dick show fans are an autism and Encyclopedia Dramatica is a collector of all things autistic and autism related, it was the special moment that all Dick show autists we waiting to happen. EZ also shut people up correcting him that Dick Masterson was half Mexican, not Half-Greek by getting Dick to agree that from now on he is retro-actively Greek.
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After EZ PZ's video became one of the top search results for Maddox on Jewtube (no srsly) Maddox's white knight from Podhomo began sperging in the comments to defend m'lady Maddox and her honor. When it became clear that an admin of ED not only doesn't really give a shit about being insulted online, but communicates exclusively in internet shit talk and is more comfortable speaking that language Jessie decided to threaten ED's admin with a lolsuit!
This would be somewhat scary if...
- EZ Didn't live in (((Isreal))) (aka the real masters of the Jewnited States of Americunts)
- Said something that wasn't true or wasn't a joke
- Gave a shit
- Had a reputation and image he cared about
When it became clear that calling the cyber police so consequences were never the same again wasn't going to cause the video to be removed, Jessica Blum and Podhomo started false flagging and reporting the video. In response, EZ PZ released a "retraction" video that is a retraction in the same way herpes is a sexual performance enhancer that makes your dick ribbed for her pleasure and more desirable to the ladies. EZ also made it clear that if the Maddox Kuckhold Kissing Krew got the video successfully taken down, he'd get it hosted on ED and get it mirrored everywhere.
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Given the history and success of the Dick show, how much Encyclopedia Dramatica admins love trolling retards, and the fact that a sizable group of autisms will throw money at anything their Autsim Whisper passingly mentions it's predicted this Encyclopedia Dramatica admin will most likely start being linked to the C.U.N.T. "Network" (whether he wants to be or not), trick autistic Dick heads into giving him a sizable chunk of money, and make a living from the ashes of Maddox's former career. Well either that or continue to be a (((lazy drunk))), after all he is an admin for Encyclopedia Dramatica.
External Links
- http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com
- http://www.womenarebetterthanmen.com
- His old podcast with Maddox
- His new podcast
- http://www.myspace.com/mabtw
- http://www.youtube.com/mabtw
- current youtube channel
- http://twitter.com/dickmasterson
- https://www.patreon.com/thedickshow
- fagbook
- https://www.thedickshowwiki.com/mediawiki/index.php/Main_Page
- IRC
- Discord
- His Book
- ERECT his billboard for the lulz
- An RSS feed to his hatemail
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