Tesco

Tesco is THE shop in the United Kingdom and once a nation. But now serves the common chav or man in the United Kingdom.

Quality

If you enjoy eating plastic fish and horse-meat then Tesco is the place for you. We sell the best Sausages and foul sandwiches that have been there for more than 20 years in the back of the fridge.

Tesco has the highest quality of food better than Waitrose and ASDA combined. Trust me.

Different Tescos

Tesco Extra- Tesco Extra shops are bigger, mainly in the middle of nowhere that stock nearly all of you're horsemeat needs, although some are in the heart of town centres and shitholes.

Tesco Superstores- Tesco Express shops are shopping malls also stocking fully with horsemeat and plastic. They are found in the middle of nowhere, forests, the beach, Tottenham.

Petrol Stations- Perfect for you're london bombing needs.

Conclusion

Go to Aldi or Lidl cheap scum. Or upgrade to a Morrisons.

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