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The KIDS Act ( They call it the "Kids Internet and Digital Safety Act", though its more of the Killing the Internet and Digital Suffering Act or KOSA Lite) was passed by Congress on June 29, 2026 with 267-117 votes and you should be praying that it gets voted down in the Senate.
The KIDS Act hides behind the quiet Propaganda and sacred cows that its goal is a federal bill to protect Children and regulate how tech companies treat minors online with digital safety proposals to enforce platform safeguards, restrict targeted advertising to youth, regulate AI chatbots, and mandate age-verification for sexually explicit websites but it is another subtle bill like the Patriot Act that is designed to quitly take away more of our Constitutional Rights.
First and formost, what you should be afraid of is that if this bill is passed by the Senate and signed into law by our Great God Emperor Donald Trump because of pressure from Old people who can't stand to see the word Nigger being used on the Internets, the KIDS Act could lead to the unconstitutional censorship of constitutionally protected speech, limiting minors' access to vital resources much like how you always get a PC response from Google's AI when you try to search for a negative belief on a political issue.
Go right now and search Gaygle for arguments arguing that the Holocaust is a lie and never happened or that it is a Jewish conspiracy to wrestle Money away from European countries like Germany and Austria to support Israel behind the curtain that these pay-outs are meant to return Art and moneies to Jewish families that were "Allegedly" stolen from them during the great Jewish Holocaust Lie to support Israel. You will get a Google AI response that will politely tell you that you are an Anti-Semite and will lead you to Jewish approved websites that say that the Holocaust did happen and the Jews do deserve these paybacks while being put on a list by the National Security Agency because you might possibly be a Jew Hater and planning to spray paint the doors of a Jewish Temple with Swastikas.
If the KIDS Act is passed into Law, you can expect to see more of this PC Bullshit being played out on the Internets except that you will have the Internet Police wearing their standard issue military boots kicking in your door because you used the word Spic or Wet Back when describing a Beaner.
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