Dr. Ernst Steiner, licensed lulzologist.
Dr. Ernst Steiner is a progressive activist and internet safety advocate who is the founder of Heart Progress – an organization that is devoted to spreading social justice and eliminating bigotry against "paedosexuals " and other assorted sick fucks who just can't keep their willies out of prepubescent children. Or, at least, that's what Ernst Steiner wants people like you to believe.
In reality, "Ernst Steiner" is a troll who decided that—rather than choosing between trolling liberals and trolling conservatives —he would TROLL FUCKING EVERYONE by making conservatives believe that all homosexuals and liberals are paedophiles and making the progressive LGBTQ OMGWTFBBQ community believe that their movement was being hijacked by sick kiddiefuckers.
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I cant believe the hatred I am receiving for having ethical stances on taboo subjects. Just goes to show that more progress needs to be made
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—Ernst Steiner, after making multiple Tweets in support of fucking toddlers
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I am a progressive activist who believes that pedosexuals deserve equal rights. #HeartProgress #AboveTheHate
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Or perhaps it's because the children attracted to pedosexuals typically have the same sexuality? #HeartProgress #LoveIsLove
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—Ernst Steiner, pointing out that loli loev paedo
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Nope children can be educated on how to consent & to say no.I am against the rape culture but pedosexuals should be able to love
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—Ernst Steiner is against the rape culture
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There is an age where a child gains the ability to acknowledge the thoughts and feelings of others. It's around four.
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—Ernst Steiner
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Nope. Many pedosexuals (womyn ones included) just fall in love with children, and want a romantic relationship. #AboveTheHate
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Adult womyn too. Anyone can be a pedosexual. We need to be more accepting of those born different. #AboveTheHate #HeartProgress
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—Ernst Steiner
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I believe that pornography that objectifies womyn should be banned. Perhaps we agree on something?
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—Ernst Steiner
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White men are privileged and have all the rights they need and then some. I advocate for true minorities.
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—Ernst Steiner, on white privilege
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Does racism explain @realDonaldTrump's victory? I think yes! #StopTheHate #HeartProgress #BigotryExposed
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—Ernst Steiner
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