Iceland
Iceland (more like Bankruptland, amirite?) is a magical island off the coast of Greenland populated by Aryans and Polish Whores. 30% of Iceland is covered by it's largest city and capital, Lazy Town, which is inhabited by grotesquely mutated plastic midgets, homosexuals, pink-haired albinos and furnazis. Due to the inbred locals' racist obsession with linguistic purity, the language has remained essentially the same since Viking times, free of non-Icelandic influence, which is cool if you're a Nazi. Further evidence of the superiority of the inhabitants can be seen in the fact that they do not have last names like normal people - in our culture this would render every Icelander a Bastard.
Icelanders are 90% Lutheran, which means that they believe that faith alone will get them into heaven. This single-minded faggotry leads them to ignore confusing ethical questions such as "does little Jimmy actually want my cock?" Icelanders tend also towards worship of their famous explorer Leif Erikson, because they can only spend so much time drooling over pictures of the hideous Bjork and pretending to understand Sigur ros, an emo band who only sing in an imaginary language which they made up, despite Iceland already having a deliberately incomprehensible language.
Iceland is also known for having a chronic shortage of war, violence, death, or anything else remotely interesting except a ruined economy, previously based on fishing and banking fraud. They do have many volcanoes but are scared to visit them because they got pwned by one in 1875.
Iceland, is a host for not only dykes but also for sexist single moms who have a say in the politics, thus making the lazy bitches drain the blood out of the rich fishermen within its boundaries.
Fun Facts
- Iceland topped the UN Human Development Index (HDI) for 2007 & 2008, largely due to their lack of niggers.1
- 1. Not coincidentally, all 22 countries the U.N. report rated as "low development" are located in Africa, proving the U.N. is racist or just hates black people for sport. Although some argue this is impossible, as the U.N. has black friends.
- Elected a 50 year old single mother as Prime Minister, Jóhanna Sigurðardóttir.
- With the highest birth & divorces rate in Europe, Iceland serves as a kind of day spa for Eskimo prostitutes.
- In keeping with their status as walking baby factories, Icelanders enjoy 9 months of state subsidized maternity leave and free all day preschools. This makes The Economy thrive!
- Iceland has an extremely low crime rate, due to the popularity of pregnancy, marijuana, sluttery and lack of black person.
- In 2007, Iceland had the sixth highest GDP per capita in the world and the worlds fastest expanding banking system, leading the UN to declare it the best place on earth in which to live! Less than a year later however, Iceland is dead ass broke and their government collapsed, due to a combination of hilarious fraud by the banks and the stupidity of the locals.
- The sun, like the economy, does not function properly in Iceland. If you meet an Icelander, this is a good observation to break the ice with.
- Beer was illegal in Iceland until 1989.
- Then they all became drunktards shortly after
- EVE Online was made in Iceland. Enough said.
No Niggers Allowed!
Iceland has a no nigger policy. That means you. While this rule has been around at least 100 years ago you can unfortunately find AIDS-inducing black person in Iceland, despite the fact that all Icelanders are racist to the core. The niggers that do live in Iceland survive by hanging as a group and eating shellfish found on the floor, and spreading AIDS for fun and profit.
Awesome Job Opportunities In Iceland
- Sex tourism
- Unwarranted Self-Importance
- Polar Bear breeder
- Professional Club Penguin player
- Used Penguin Salesman (Called a "used car salesmen" in the rest of the world)
- Eskaho (Icelandic hookers)
- Not being a nigger
- Being a single mom
- Sit at home all day watching Lazy Town, because your economy is shitty
Dancing in a strip barsNow illegal in Iceland due to rejection of importing Eastern-European sluts to dance
Cool People From Iceland
The already overwhelming coolness of the above video is enhanced if you consider that:
- Iceland has no niggers for aspiring wiggers to emulate, so the featured "thug" is apparently "keeping it real" by imitating what he saw on television about life in the ghettoes of foreign countries.
- The Icelandic language is so gay that it was used as the basis for the Elvish language in the Lord of the Rings books.
Gallery
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A typical Icelandic building. Note the similarity to a front-mounted bitch-splitter.
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Svið, actual Icelandic dish. -
Icelandic woman in recreational position (typical).
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