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Cyberpunk 2077
""Cyberpunk 2077"" was supposed the biggest game evar made by the once thought be god and savior CD Project Red. People were hyped over everything about this game. They would loose there shit from a glimpse of this game]. People were breathtaking from Keanu Reeves
When the game came out it turns out that no one could fucking play it, unless your rich as fuck. Neckbeard gamers rage everywhere burst into flames, having a meltdown everywhere. Spamming everywhere online about how "CD PROJECT RED ARE TRAITORS" and humanity is doomed. Sony took the game of the PlayStation Store and to stop more cancerous gamers from emerging (not "good guy" Microsoft, their greedy) and all companies gave out refund. CD Project Red is now under investigation and class action lawsuits from the FBI for fraud. The world will be in rage for rest of time.
Reveal
Cyberpunk 2077 started development before the Xbox One and Playstion 4 were out. It was first shown off to the public in 2013.
Keanu Reeves
At E3 people saw a trailer that made their worship for CD Project Red to go 9000, but then Keanu Reeves gets on stage and people lost their shit.
This lead to unfunny memes being spammed on Reddit.
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WHEN WILL IT COME OUT?
Up until it's release Cyberpunk 2077 was delayed multiple times to troll people into thinking it's actually cure to all. CD Project Red said this.
—CockDick Project Red | ||
Release
It turns out CD Project Red aren't god at all. When the game came out it was playable on the most expensive PC and nothing else. They gave this computer to every reviewer so they can't see what it's like for everyone else.
No one else can fucking play this game, leading to outrage, war, terrorism and protests. People complained about the same shit as everyone else including.
- I can't fucking play it.
- I wasted $60 dollars
- I must slaughter CD Project Red
People made millions of dogs hit youtube videos that are exactly the same. People had such unrealistic expectations that they make a fit over base game not being the masterpiece it was supposed to be.
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This led to Sony removing the game from the PlayStation Store.
—Dumbass | ||
Lawsuits
The FBI is suing CD Project Red for their crimes of pissing off outraged gamers. CD Project Red is losing jew-gold faster refunds from the game. Now CD Project fall from grace and be defeated.
Apology
To create a place of piece and harmony. CD Project Red made a shitty apology for the game.
Everyone saw through there plans and led to even more outcry and rage.
Patches
What did they fix?
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Nothing!
Gallery
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See Also
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