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Doreen Cleyre

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IT'S A MAN, BABY!


Doreen Cleyre is actually a man IRL.

Enjoy your cock!   8====D (_(__)


This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(


Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.
HOLD IT! STEP THE FUCK OFF!
Doreen Cleyre looks like shit but it is NOT a {{crapstub}}. It is a work in progress!
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Doreen Cleyre, Powerword: Doreen Ford or /u/abolishwork is a full-time Reddit janny and the creator of infamous subreddit /r/antiwork (See removed posts: 1, 2) where middle aged Americunts with no marketable skills complain about not making a six figure salary flipping burgers at their local McDonalds.

Since the illustrious career of Reddit mod doesn't quite pay the bills, Doreen is a 30-year-old professional dog walker from New Hampshire who works for a grand total of ten hours a week. Apparently, there are now rape allegations against him too.

Doreen: Brave and Stunning Tranny
WE DID IT REDDIT!!1!!

The Fox News Interview

Fox News, sensing that a subreddit filled with lazy neckbeards would be easy prey to "interview", Fox News invited Doreen on to their show to circlejerk with their audience of retirees and baby boomers about how lazy those damn liberals are. Doreen took the low-hanging bait due to thinking he had a moral high ground and accepted the invitation. Representing his followers and Redditors as a whole, Doreen presented himself to an audience of millions adorned with a hoodie and unbrushed hair. While not making any eye contact with the camera due to crippling Ass Burgers, Doreen lied to the reporter about working "25 hours a week" (gotta pad those numbers) and how he would like to work less. He also aspires to be a philosophy professor despite having zero credentials and making no effort toward ever reaching it. Meanwhile, the anchor is literally laughing at this retard live on the air and he didn't even have to exert any effort as good lulz frequently do.

   
 
20 HOURS WALKING DOGS TOO MUCH, WORKING SUCKS.
 

 
 

—Doreen Ford, advocate for better working conditions

Despite being told by the other moderators of /r/antiwork not to do the interview, trannies on the internet cannot turn down an opportunity to receive attention. Whatever momentum the /r/antiwork movement had going is now forgotten as the masses are now laughing at them.

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