G-Zay

G-Zay is one of dozens of online aliases used by Wikipedophile and liar troll Galvin Okoye from London (he accidentally revealed his powerword). Some of his other aliases are Galvanizer, Galvanization, 1Truth, GZay2Stay, GZay_Returns, Vagrant_XII, Azure Sky, Nero Williams and Valiant Valentine. Only some accounts are openly admitted by him but he uses plenty more in hopes of staying anonymous. His habit of creating hoaxes and denying his obvious lies supposedly earned him the name "The Contradictor" in high school. But his insanity was only ever truly unleashed upon the world once his unemployment got him 24/7 access to the internet and after he found out how to use proxies.

	“	The internet is the only social life I have. All my friends are on online forums. :(	„
	—G-Zay

Lies On Wikipedia And Forums

G-Zay is best known for spreading lies about Square Enix and Final Fantasy related topics on message boards such as GameFAQs and VGChartz. He used to add his fake info to Wikipedia articles and then posted it on some forum claiming he just read it on Wikipedia (such as [1] [2]). When he added his lies to Wikipedia he used hard to check or plain nonexistent sources as references, often mixing them with legitimate truths so he couldn't be easily found out. G-Zay's fake info spread from Wikipedia and GameFAQs to NeoFAG and even into game magazines and sites. When the nature of his conduct became public Wikipedia quickly banned him from any further editing. G-Zay immediately posted an apology with more lies:

	“	In essence, what I was doing was not spreading lies, but spreading the truth with references that were lies. My actions have been wrong and I believe I should be excluded from editing ASAP. I say this for the sake of Wikipedia readers, other contributors and for my own psychological well being. If nobody discovered what I was doing, I fear it would have eventually spread over to other pages outside of Square Enix staff. It's become an addiction for me. Not just my misleading edits, but editing Wikipedia in general. It was something I started just correcting some spelling and grammar and it has now evolved into typing entire, lengthy pages with fake references. I think my ban is a much needed rehabilitation.	„
	—G-Zay trying to do damage control before his ban

After his ban he of course kept coming back with dozens of sockpuppets and IP addresses set up at internet cafes while claiming to have only one account and to have stopped editing Wikipedia altogether. Of course he's getting his ass banned over and over again as people can now instantly see through his bullshit. G-Zay keeps using sockpuppets to this day but his lies are deleted on sight despite him usually insisting he's not G-Zay.

	“	I'm not G-Zay.	„
	—G-Zay being G-Zay

Other than that Wikipedia mostly keeps him around for performing slave edits involving grammar, spelling, and formatting. After all there's got to be some idiot to do this important work.

His Favorite Lies

G-Zay could actually be confused for a faulty computer program with all the same old bullshit he posts in his thousands of Hiroyuki Ito and Final Fantasy XII threads every day. Much if not all of his lies center around hyping up Hiroyuki Ito as the greatest game designer alive and the driving creative force behind Final Fantasy while reducing everyone else's roles at Square Enix to incompetent fools only serving coffee to the glorious Ito-sama.

If you ever encountered a forum thread with the following statements there is a 99.999% 100% chance it's by G-Zay:

• fake info on a spiritual Final Fantasy XII successor spread on GameFAQs and other forums while claiming it's "rumors" found on Wikipedia, 2ch, or in some magazine
• Hiroyuki Ito is directing Final Fantasy XIV no wait Final Fantasy XV no wait Final Fantasy XVI no wait Final Fantasy -insert Roman numeral here until it actually happens-.
• Hiroyuki Ito did fucking everything while Yoshinori Kitase wiped the floors and Motomu Toriyama sucked him off ("OH NO ITO-SAMA I FAILED YOU!!!!1")

G-Zay's everlasting love for Hiroyuki Ito goes so far that he visits every single Final Fantasy launch event in London to pester all other developers with questions about Ito. He then posts fake answers to them on GameFAQs. G-Zay apparently did ask Hironobu Sakaguchi who could save the Final Fantasy series but he later changed the wording of his question so often ([3] [4] [5] [6]) that nobody really knows what was actually asked. The original question probably was "Which employee still at Square Enix who is secretly the director of Final Fantasy XVI, and by the way Yoshinori Kitase sucks, do you feel can save the Final Fantasy series and once again make it a leading and respected series in the games industry while curing cancer hint the reply I'm going for is Hiroyuki Ito and don't mind the gun I'm pointing at you!?"

Check out some of G-Zay's Ito threads: [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15] [16] [17] [18] [19] [20] [21] [22] [23] [24] [25] [26] [27] [28] [29] [30] [31] [32] [33] [34] [35] [36] [37] [38] [39] [40] [41] [42] [43] [44] [45] [46] [47] [48] [49] [50] [51] [52] [53] [54] [55] [56] [57] [58] [59] [60] [61] [62] [63] [64] [65] [66] [67] [68] [69] [70] [71] [72] [73] [74] [75] [76] [77] [78] [79] [80] [81] [82] [83] [84] [85] [86] [87] [88] [89] [90] [91] [92] [93] [94] [95] [96] [97] [98] [99]

It's A Disease?

There is strong evidence pointing towards G-Zay suffering from a condition known as pathological lying. He is known for making up lies and mixing it with some truths to make himself appear more credible and interesting. He often claims to have achieved something great and then refuses to provide evidence, later saying that those who didn't believe him are liars. For example when he was a member of FinalFantasy-XIII.net he kept posting lies about his sexuality, gender, and looks:

	“	So I got the chance to read the notes written about me from a man that interviewd me for a job I applied for. This line was both good and bad to read: "Galvin came in and greeted me and sat down in the chair provided for him. He had a lot of hair and was a very good-looking man, I thought he might be actually be gay but I didn't bother asking." *Facepalm* So if a guy looks hot he's gay? WTF? I can understand if a guy acts feminine somebody thinking he's gay but thinking somebody is a faggot just because they look good with no make up is just wrong. I mean my voice is as deep as Vincent's in AC and I'm as emo as Cloud but just because I'm better looking than an ugly to average looking girl that means I'm a fag? FAIL!	„
	—G-Zay

	“	I meant like, I look so hot that even without wearing make up I'm good looking. I'm this hot without make-up: (posts Dirge of Cerberus pic of Vincent Valentine)	„
	—G-Zay on his looks before he posted a photo of himself

Separated at birth?

	“	I'm not really a guy. :p	„
	—G-Zay

	“	Well, I'm actually a girl so that's the pic you'll be getting. I'm a lesbian girl and that interview was for one I attempted to cross dress for. The interviewer still thought I was a guy due to my masculine suit, deep voice and body language but my looks made him think I was a fag.	„
	—G-Zay

	“	Maybe I should provide some history about me before I post my picture. I've been attracted to girls since early puberty. I got into games thanks to my Game Boy Color and Pokemon for Christmas when I was 13. I got into Final Fantasy from seeing Advent Children. I'm very, very excited about FFXIII as Lightning may ending up being a lesbian. I think she's very pretty so I'd like to play as somebody like that.	„
	—G-Zay

	“	OK, here's my Facebook profile pic. I will not provide any other pic. Sorry. (posts stock photo "beautiful black woman")	„
	—G-Zay

	“	LOL! I was playin'. That was a photo of some girl I know that I swiped from her facebook page. That whole thread was full of fail. I thought people realised that anyway?	„
	—G-Zay

Neither G-Zay nor some Facebook girl he knows

His behavior of being willing to eventually admit but making up more lies when confronted just goes to show that he is a pathological liar. He normally claims that he lies just because other people do so. For example he said after his Wikipedia ban that the entire site was full of lies and made up sources (his proof being a pirated game guide scan that didn't contain all pages of the print version LOL). One of his fake stories earned him a £30 voucher at JUST-EAT.CO.UK which he likely had framed. G-Zay even admitted to have been in a mental hospital once. He claimed that he was institutionalized because of his shyness and that he has stalked girls and watched porn since he was 12 years old. Given that he's batshit insane this is probably all true despite his comments in the same thread:

	“	LMAO! :D People take personas on the internet way, way too seriously. Everything I've just typed is complete BS but I just enjoy lying on the internet. Don't take the **** I type so seriously, it's just for the thrill of typing BS about myself and having people fall for it. I'm the definition of an internet social troll. The only thing true about what I've said in this topic is that I want Agitha in ZWii with more goth loli dresses. The rest is BS but it's just too easy and fun to lie on the internet. Nothing personal against IGN, I lie on every forum I'm a member of. I keep the real me offline.	„
	—G-Zay

	“	I'm not ugly; I just don't really care about sex. I’m not even a virgin but I sort of wish I still was as being a virgin is kinda cool, IMO. For me, the internet is a place where you can type any random **** and not worry about anyone physically beating you over the head about it. That's what I love about it and I take that liberty and use it to the extreme for fun. It's the feeling of typing some made up **** and people actually believing it that I love about the internet.	„
	—G-Zay

Pedophilia

As if his lying wasn't creepy enough, G-Zay is also known for being a pedophile. He admitted time and time again to finding 6-year-old girls sexually attractive and posted a fanfic that contained an explicit child rape scene.

	“	I got a boner from Marlene in FFVII: AC, Agitha in Zelda: Twilight Princess and Sunny in MGS4. I'm starting to find cute girls more sexually attractive than hot girls. You're reading the words of a pedo in the making.	„
	—G-Zay on his pedophilia

	“	There is a line and I have not crossed it. Even if I see a 5 to 10 year old girl in real life and find her attractive, that shit is different to fucking an undeveloped vagina. Take note.	„
	—G-Zay on... good lord

	“	I don't want to give too many examples from the nasty side of my imagination as they may be too extreme. Well, for a not so intense example, the demon Paraphilia makes The Prince have sex with a girl around the same age as Sunny from Metal Gear Solid 4 and if she doesn't do it he'll kill her parents who are chained and mouth taped in the same room. He fucks her senseless and Paraphilia makes him go into all sorts of disgusting positions and makes him force the kid to do all kinds of nasty shit and after all that, after he's beat that green banana pussy senseless he kills her parents anyway, right in front of her. He doesn't kill the girl though, nah, the mental scar is enough damage. There is some very small kindness to The Prince though, some small degree of consideration as he asks the girl more than once in this scene, “Are you ok?”	„
	—G-Zay's FF15 fanfic about Noctis raping a 6-year-old girl

Haven't had enough yet? Enjoy: [100] [101] [102] [103] [104] [105] [106] [107] [108] [109] [110]

Other Fetishes

On good days (when he's not jacking off to CP for hours on end or spewing bullshit about Square Enix games) he's usually just fantasizing about fat women or using his Dailymotion playlist to prevent himself from passing on his worthless DNA. If this fails, he goes hunting for fat women on the internet.

Well either that or just interracial porn fanfics:

	“	I don't want niggaz in my games as most of my pals are negro. The only time I like seeing a nigga on my screen is if he's super hung and banging a white girl. Still, if XV has one and romance it shouldn't be with a white girl. A nigga and a Oriental girl would be more interesting. I don't want no slave trade descendant negro either; give me a negro from Africa with RE5 Tribal Sheva shit on but done by Yoshida. The girl can wear some historical Chinese shit like Yuna. That's unique.	„
	—G-Zay on interracial porn

G-Zay also seems to have a transsexualism fetish with his fondness for visual kei and fanfic imagining Final Fantasy XIII's Lightning as a "pre-op tranny", "guy in drag" or just plain ol' "woman with a penis". Not that his original ideas for the story were less insane: [111] [112]

Zodiac Brave Theory

In another of his bait-and-troll threads he posted about having written a lengthy "thesis" on Final Fantasy XII that's supposedly so groundbreaking it will make any non-Ito-fanboy's brain explode. People didn't buy it and G-Zay failed to deliver on his release date thus more lulz ensued. GameFAQs has taken a liking to trolling the hell out of him for it, especially after G-Zay admitted to the theory being another of his fakes.

	“	I'm a troll and the Zodiac Brave Theory doesn't exist.	„
	—G-Zay telling the truth for once

Trolling Him Back

• tell the police about the CP he has on his computer - bonus points for getting him in jail

• drop him a line will ya? [email protected] or [email protected] or @Vagrant_XII

• reply to all his new GameFAQs posts with a link to this page

More Lulz

• G-Zay finding out about Obama's "mixed" ethnicity
• G-Zay's Devil May Cry 4 fanfic with black Dante
• G-Zay's Final Fantasy XV rumors claimed Noctis to have multiple personality disorder OH THE IRONY
• The moment G-Zay turned into a Kitase hater and Ito fanboy?

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