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Gary Brodsky

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Gary Brodsky is the classic money grubbing Jew. Gary's scheme is he teaches you how to become an Alpha Male and get teh pussy. The problem is he is an ancient steroid taking hypocrite who sells you over priced DVDs, potions, pheromones, oils, etc.

The Man, The Legend, The Fraud

DO NOT WANT

Gary is the classic Chauvinist pig who thinks everyone should live in the year 1955 which is funny because he dresses like a late '70s guido with his greasy hair and his Niko Bellic Adidas track suit. Gary considers himself a health guru which is lulzy because he has a two pack a day habit.

For some reason he thought he could make money teaching men how to pick up chicks was a good idea. The problem is he is a pathological delusional liar and he is about as manly as Rodney Dangerfield on roids. It is fairly obvious to anyone who listens to his show that he hasn't had sex since Carter was in office.

Among his many claims is his mass knowledge in relationships from his job as a "US Intelligence Trained Seduction Specialist".

What Gary thinks of Men

Gary thinks that masculinity is dying and he is mankind's salvation. As a man you should work out seven days a week and have no less than 99% muscle mass (any less and you are a fatty). Also you are not to allowed to play vidya games because that will guarantee turn you in to a cock sucking faggot (That goes for D&D, comic books and anything that will give you virgin disease). When you have your twelve pack on your stomach and shit razor blades you are ready for teh pussy. Congrats you are now a Alpha Male.

According to Gary women should be subservient to you and you are allowed to treat them like trash if they don't cut the crust off your bologna sandwich.

Gary's expert advice: Treat Women like pond scum

More expert tips on Gary on How To Be Forever Alone

What Gary thinks of Women

Look at Gary's pimp hand on his webpage. There are millions of women on them.

As women your sole job is to clean the house, go to the beauty parlor to get your nails done to look pretty for him and cook him pot roast and potatoes. Once you do that you finish the day by giving your man passionless fellatio then in the morning when you long for a real man you'll get fucked by the milk man.

Are you barefoot and pregnant? Good then your purpose has been fulfilled.

Gary's Website

I hope you like seeing dollar signs because they are all over the place on Gary's site

Gary's website is a collection of Gary's fap images that he stole from Google image search. The whole website is designed so mindless idiots gives Gary teh moneyz.

Here is a list of great products and services he has on his website.

If that wasn't bad enough he charges ridiculous amounts for this crap. For example the average price of his DVD's are $60-$70. He charges $120 an hour for phone consulting (or Special Instructor's package $3000 for 25 hours of intense consultations, training to be an effective instructor and seminar training included.)

My favorite being "ALL THE BEST - Over Thirty Five hours and 3,000 pages worth of the most hidden knowledge about women you need to know" - $1050

Basically if you are looking to get your wallet raped this is the site for you.

Occult Force

Occult Force is Gary's second website. It's just like the first except Gary stole most of the designs from late '90s death metal bands. What makes this site loony is the stuff he has on sale is even more craptastic and outlandish than his original site. Like Spiritual kits, Tailsmans, etc. which still costs an arm and a leg (in Gary's case literally). For a man that believes in mainstream religeon you'd think it would be a tad hypocritical of him to believe in this stuff. Maybe it's because Gary is after the Jew Gold.

Speaking of his conspiracy theories make Francis E. Dec, Esq. rants sound plausible. He literally goes all over the place not even making sense at times.

Here is a clip from his $400 occult DVD where you can use Spiderman pencils to make your dreams come true.

The Modern Alpha

"What's that? You want free shit? You're are going to pay for it like every other dumb fuck that visits my site." - Gary being a Jew.

This is Gary's third website designed around his philosophy that all men should be Alpha Males like him.

...and at this point when you have seen one of Gary's sites you've seen them all. Generic sites that tell you that all you have to do to be a like Gary is to GIVE HIM ALL YOUR FUCKING MONEY BITCH.

He designs each site just slightly different enough hoping that stupid google will plug them in whatever random search impotent guys type in to teh interwebz.

Gary hopes his ten billion websites will help him get teh filthy Jew Gold.

Gary Being pranked

We see Gary dressed as the cop from the Village People ready to go to the local glory hole.

It wasn't long before Gary was trolled. Dwight from Prank Call Nation pranked his show for weeks resulting in major butthurt for Gary. He also used it as a selling point for why men in America are becoming pussies. His old female kike co-host also got offended resulting in many lulz. Halfway in to the show all they could talk about was Dwight and the show unraveled.

August 6, 2014 recording of Dwight trolling Gary's Blog Talk Show

Dwight also trolled Gary on other blog talk shows by pretending to be him.

August 16, 2014 Dwight pretending to be Gary on a Blog Talk Radio Psychic show

Dox

Thanks for saving me the time of going to the White Pages Gary. :D
If Gary can't get you the girl you want he'll break her kneecaps for you for an extra $500.

Gary being the technological idiot has never heard of Paypal and has his dox on the bottom of his front page.

Gary Brodsky

15 Birch Street

Westport, CT 06880-4409

203-341-0764

[email protected]

Videos

Gary Brodsky shows you how to act like a spaz when walking in to a gym

Gary's second spastic entrance

See Also

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Gary's Youtube Page

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