Kaitlyn Hunt

Kaitlyn Ashley Hunt is an 18 year old attention-whoring fake rug-scrubbing prat from Florida who became famous for banging some jailbait. After Anonymous promised to help, she decided to reject a plea bargain and risk 15 years in jail to defend her innocence. She was scheduled to appear in court June 20, 2013, though it is unclear if that happened. In recent news, she's accused of sneaking an iPod into the jailbait's locker to use to send her nudes and fapping videos.

Perfect Flower Child

The Life Of Kaitlyn

The resulting Twitter exchange

Kaitlyn's story is proof the human race has intellectually gone to shit. She is no different than any other attention whore, desperate for the attention of others.

	“	Delete EVERYTHING.....My # is 512-924-4145 my email is [email protected] PLEASE delete everything and make sure NO ONE finds out you've spoken to Kate at all.	„
	—Kelley Hunt Smith, Kaitlyn's mom, March 26, 2013

Her hyper feminist mother (Kelley) preached the glories of vaginal worship and male hatred. Nobody thought much of this or how deranged she would eventually turn out. At one point she went out with a male specimen - given her tendency for preaching poon worship, this went over well, resulting in the shown exchange pulled from her Twitter.

Kaitlyn decided to "discover" her true identity as a lesbian, another blow to the LGBT held belief everyone is born into their sexuality. This, as with all lesbians, was done solely for attention. Kaitlyn who apparently also flunked a grade at some point as she turned 18 in August, got the hots for some 14 year old poon and made her love known to her in a bathroom stall.

Contrary to popular belief, Kaitlyn was calling all the shots in this so-called relationship - once again to vice attention.

This went as such until Kaitlyn's jailbait girfriend's parents called the po-po after a night involving dildos.

Charges

December 2012 event

Kaitlyn is being charged with 1 count of battery (lewd or lascivious) alleged to have occurred December 1st to 31st in 2012.

Early 2013 event

Kaitlyn is being charged with 1 addition count of battery (also lewd or lascivious) allegedly occurring the following month or two between January 1st and February 16th.

Kaitlyn and the Law

The other girl's parents went apeshit over Kaitlyn trying to give their kid teh gheyz and reported Kaitlyn's ass to the police.

Kaitlyn learned that branding one's self as a sexual deviant does not properly remove one from the long arm of the law.

Kaitlyn, a legal adult, was arrested for sexual conduct with a minor, resulting in a lulzy backlash along the internet divided between her supporters who see no wrong in laying jailbait and those who want her self-absorbed ass ruined. Something as simple as citing written law will trigger an epic shitstorm among LGBT supporters whom believe true love should not be restricted by law.

Despite obvious evidence against Kaitlyn's claims, the mainstream media, several LGBT supporters, and even Anonymous have gone to great lengths defending the name of someone they don't even personally know.

Recent Lulz

A classmate of Kaitlyn posted up a video of Kaitlyn prodding her sister Emily to fight some girl on the beach, nothing any perfect child would condone. As if this weren't enough to show Kaitlyn is hardly a perfect golden flower child, the classmate also had this to say:

	“	I personally go to school and am in the same grade as Kaitlyn Hunt. I can tell you that the way the media is portraying her is far from reality. I have never even made contact with her before, but from personal experience I can say that she is not a good person and is not ‘innocent’. She is known as a whore throughout the school, constantly starts high school drama, gets in school suspensions, and is overall not well liked at all. No, I don’t have a grudge against her, I’ve never even made contact with her. It’s just that my whole school knows she’s not a good person and don’t think it’s fair the media is portraying this otherwise. Hopefully this video further proves she is not the girl everyone thinks she is.	„
	—spilled beans

AUGUST DISCOVERY of pretrial release violation

Source: Scribd

In 2013 on Feb 17, judge Paul B. Kanarek ordered Kaitlyn A. Hunt not to have any contact with the alleged victim. It was expanded on Feb 27 to include indirect contact. March 1st on Kaitlyn's last day at Sebastian River High School, Kaitlyn is alleged by a "notice of violation of conditions" issued by state attorney Bruce H. Colton (and his assistant, Christopher E. Taylor) to have placed an iPod inside of the alleged victim's locker which they allegedly used to stay in contact on a daily basis, with 20 000 messages being entered into evidence. Data ranges from an early photograph allegedly shot March 17th to a message allegedly sent June 4th. There is also a July 29th message sent from the minor to Kaitlyn.

Allegedly amongst this are nudes, masturbation photographs and even a short video clip of masturbation allegedly sent from the adult defendent to the minor. It is notable that since Kaitlyn hunt was over 18 when these videos and nudes were shot, if the alleged victim were to somehow allow this media produced by Kaitlyn (presumably) to make its way to the internet, it would not be CP.

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Detective Jeremy Shepherd alleges that the minor claimed to have hooked up in Kaitlyn's car "two weeks ago" as of August 15, 2013, meaning they presumably occurred after July ended.

Quote mining

Besides the above-mentioned quote from Kaitlyn's mother Kelley, the text mentioned in the NOVOC (notice of violation of conditions) are as follows, Kaitlyn being KH and the unidentified jailbait being JB.

May 21st: two exchanges occurred but the order is not made explicit by the notification, so this is the order they were mentioned in but may or may not be the sequence

(about Julia Gilmore, sacred go-between JB's parents found out about)

• KHtoJB "Fuck you... You're stupid... You want me to go in jail... You're such a messed up person... You snitched on me. God only knows what you'll do when pressured in court. Bye."

(about bathroom stuff)

• JBtoKH "(The Assistant State Attorney) asked me today if anyone saw us in the bathroom when we would do stuff. Should I have said names?"
• KHtoJB "No! Say nobody."

May 25:

• KHtoJB "I'm out of jail on bond. That's part of my bond. I'll sit in jail until trial starts" .. "Keep the fuck quiet." .. "Does anyone know you have that Ipod...(B)e careful."

May 26

• KHtoJB "(N)o matter what if they find out we talked I'm going to jail until trial starts."

May 29

• KHtoJB "If my mom finds out we're talking I'm blaming it on you."

June 4:

• KHtoJB: "So you aren't going to lie for me."
• JtoK: "Kaitlyn, seriously, I was mad last night when I said that & you know that."

July 29:

• JBtoKH: "chill out, I'm fucking with you..babe, you need to like, smoke a black and mild or something."
• KHtoJB: "KK rolling our blunt now."

The Attorneys attempting to interpret these texts have such a complete lack of reading comprehension and lingo that they described the July 29 exchange as such:

At the time, the defendant was with "KK" and Marquita Bellany, a listed defense witness.

"Justice" is served

After unapologetically pleading the 5th, Kaitlyn was sentenced to 4 months of jail, 2 years house arrest, 9 months of monitored probation, and $20,000+ in court costs. On top of that, if she completes these satisfactorily, she will not be registered as a felon. Afterward, she became a mother via sperm donation, likely because she's so good with children, and has become something of a gay icon. By statutory rapist standards, she's living the high life. What a time to be alive, provided you're a photogenic girl with a taste for underage pussy.

Gallery

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See Also

• Casey Anthony
• Attention Whores
• Cancer
• Lesbian
• Jailbait

External links

• Change.org Petition which calls out prosecutor Brian Workman

News coverage

• May 23: Anonymous throws support behind Florida 18-year-old charged with statutory rape of her 14-year-old girlfriend by Sasha Goldstein of New York Daily News
• May 24: Kaitlyn Hunt Refuses Plea Deal: Gay Teen Charged Over Underage Relationship Will Appear In Court from Huffington Post

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