Cuties

THIS IS BLATANT SOFTCORE CP LOL

Cuties, (or "Mignonnes" if you're gay) is a movie made by froggy faggots that sexualizes children in an edgy attempt to show how parents should do more to restrict their children's internet access. It spurred many lulz across the internet in August-September 2020 due to its controversial nature revolving around showing little girls in skimpy outfits whoring themselves online. Who would have thought that this would have some sort of negative response?

This is the second movie poster used after the first was removed for blatantly sexualizing children. ED policy doesn't allow the first CP version to be shown because we have standards.

The Premise

The movie revolves around an eleven-year-old carbombing nigger named Amy who came from some shithole country called Senegal and now lives in France. Like most kool aid drinking children, she lives with her mother in a ghetto with a bunch of other family crammed into one small apartment with the dad nowhere to be found. As if all that wasn't enough to get you to rip up your movie ticket, the film gets worse by having Amy become interested in her child whore neighbor who suffers from a serious case of GOTIS and twerks her ass online for pedophiles all over the world to enjoy. Since Amy doesn't have a proper upbringing, a good education, or a father figure in her life, she falls prey instantly to this "sexual online culture" and becomes a child whore herself. She joins her whore neighbor's dance group called "Cuties", (hence the movie's retarded name) and proceeds to do what most girls don't start doing until they are 16. Her ragheaded mom dislikes this because she wants her daughter to remain true to her Muslim values, such as being forced to marry some ugly fat sultan for monetary gain and walking two feet behind him between cooking his meals for the rest of her life.

The Creator

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The Cutie herself.

One would think that this plot, when pitched to executives, would have been burned on the conference table before promptly firing everyone involved in writing and pitching it at the meeting. However, since most of the executives were probably perverted old men who would love to see some 11 year old girls twerking in sexy outfits, they all wholeheartedly agreed and threw money into the film. One might guess that a perverted dude wrote the script, but no. The film was was written and directed by a black halal munching woman named Maïmouna Doucouré, who apparently hates little girls enough to exploit their young bodies for money. #MeToo, right ladies?

Doucouré defended herself like most busted pedophiles do; by making up poor excuses as to why they are interested in the sick subjects that they are and completely failing to make themselves look better in any way. She insists that the film criticizes the sexualization of children, and successfully does this by sexualizing children. She admits to having watched a lot of child sexualization that inspired the film. Seriously, we can't make this shit up. In an interview with Screen Daily, the director explained that the inspiration came from seeing a lot of young girls perform in a sexually suggestive fashion.

	“	"They danced in a very sexually suggestive manner... I was transfixed, watching with a mixture of shock and admiration."	„
	—- Maïmouna Doucouré. Admiration?? Seriously?? WTF is wrong with you??

Controversy

4Chan cockslapping Netflix.

The movie was probably created knowing it would cause a huge controversy. Netflix loved the idea of sexualizing children for profit, so they quickly purchased the film for six million jewgolds and started marketing it to pedophiles. That marketing campaign is what caused a huge controversy first on Twitter and then on Reddit where every redditor, janny, and jew will masturbate furiously to the hot lolis featured in this movie until their dick is bruised blacker than the main character.

You know something is up when both 4chan and Encyclopedia Dramatica both decide that a movie poster is too close to CP to be shown on their websites. On top of that the film was the first that has been banned on a video streaming platform in Turkey by Turkey's media watchdog RTÜK. 4Chan even went as far to threaten bans on anyone who posted images of the original CP movie poster anywhere on its forums. Whether this was an act of trolling against Netflix and the movie itself, or a sincere stance against CP, we are not really sure. Either way it resulted in many lulz across the internet for all to enjoy.

Awards

Here you go, Doucouré. Stick this one on your shelf.

People who praise the film, despite its sick content and retarded premise no one asked for, constantly love to remind everyone they interview with (usually while defending the film in the face of its CP marketing backlash) that the movie won the Directing Award at the Sundance Festival. As if that is supposed to be some kind of amazing achievement that gives it, and its creator, a pass. Most average moviegoers acknowledge the fact that "film festivals" are places where degenerate weirdos gather to do drugs, discuss their niche shit nobody cares about, and smell their own farts. Much like Burning Man or other hippie gatherings, these places are best avoided and are certainly nothing to brag about winning an award at.

The Sundance Festival itself is a heaping pile of inflated, self indulgent shit. It's known for crapping out some of the worst films of all time. Take the movie "Kuso" for example, which also premiered at the Sundance Festival and was referred to as “the grossest movie ever made” for its inclusion of, among other things, a shot of an erect penis being stabbed. And that’s just in the first 10 minutes! Or how about the movie "Teeth", a dark comedy about a woman whose vagina has literal teeth and was supposed to be a "bold statement on feminism" and was “one of the most talked-about films at the Sundance Film Festival [that] year” according to artistic director Mystelle Brabbee, (as if anyone fucking cares). And let's not forget the Blair Witch Project. I mean everyone loved that movie right? It totally wasn't a stupid, overrated, boring piece of shit... right?

And that's just a few of the many MANY retarded "films" shown at the mushroom induced diarrhea that is Sundance. Sure, some good movies have come out of there too, but none of them involved twerking 11 year old girls we can promise you that much. For every one good movie that comes out of Sundance and gets "awards", there are 100 others that suck donkey balls and bring shame to the good ones by mere association. Associating one’s movie proudly with Sundance is like bragging about your mint condition shiny Charizard that you keep under your bed in a shoebox full of cat shit; nobody cares except other losers like you. If Cuties deserves an award for anything, it’s the record shattering levels of pretentious yeasty twat stench that is coming from this movie’s soon to be fanbase. Good luck with that vaginitis, ladies.

Netflix's Response

Netflix desperately trying to defend themselves, as if a Sundance award makes a fucking difference.

After getting cock slapped by 4chan and several others, Netflix proceeded to shit their pants and change both the movie poster as well as the description of the film on their site; basically proving that everyone who was saying that it was a gross display of borderline child porn was right. In a statement to Metro.co.uk, Netflix said: “This was not an accurate representation of the film so the image and description has been updated.” However, they refused to remove the movie itself (probably because they had already paid for it and it was too late to back out of the contract).

Several Change.org petitions like this one were created to collect signatures in hopes of stopping Netbitch from showing the film because it “promotes child pornography.” They failed in their mission, but not in providing a few lulz online.

Fans

Fans of this trash movie were quick to show support for the film, most of them being registered sex offenders.

Pedo intensifies.

See Also

• GOTIS
• Attention whore

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