HinaUchi

HinaUchi is a furry artist who is a lesbian and dates girls and under aged lolis online. She has over 4000 watchers on dA, and more than 10,000 subscribers on youtube.. She has fantastic anatomy skills, and draws nudes.

Rena

HinaUchi has a creative fursona named Rena. She is a sparkledog, who can apparently defy physics, and grow taller when standing up, and shorter when being a normal animal. Has a fucking mohawk, a blue cunt, different colored eyes, a speckled blue nose, blue and gray paws, a blue tongue, and blue and gray nipples. Oh and she can change her fur color on willpower. Overall, Rena is very creative, and has many fans.

What.

Oh and did I mention Rena's blood was blue?

Fantards

HinaUchi has a fuckload of fantards. And most of them are pretty damn funny.

	“	Im really trying not to cry in real life.. i really missed you Hina.. Rubbed her eyes with her paws ..Im just so glad I found you again.	„
	— PsychedelicAnimagus

	“	Doesn't she inspire every one to draw :)	„
	— MishkaMish

“

HI RENAAAA

UM, UM do u want to be my furry girlfriend? i mean :3333

i just, I WANNA BE WITH YOU, MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOU AND LIVE IN HARMONY, HARMONY ALWAYS~

„

— Kapias

	“	Your art is so cute it makes me want to eat it ;u; omnomnomnom...	„
	— MutatedSoup

Renuh also has shit loads of white knights who love to constantly lick her fat, greasy, bleeding ass..

AND THEY LIKE IT.

You see, this is why you stay as far from furfags as possible. [Including your household pets.]

Patience

So, back in November or October or some shit, HinaUchi fell in love with another girl named Patience, or known as patie9. And it was over the internet. They didn't start dating until the 1st of December though, god knows why.

	“	Before you guys ask, yes, we are BOTH girls, and NO we are NOT dating. If you have a problem with us both being BISEXUAL girls, and being in love, then don't comment, and go to another fucking picture.	„
	— HinaUchi

Despite her saying she's bisexual, she apparently decided to convert to just pussy instead of pussy and dicks

The great thing about being in a relationship isn't being in a relationship. It's telling everyone online that I did.

Art of your fursonas is so meaningful!

HinaUchi made slideshows of their fursonas together to celebrate their "Monthly Anniversaries." Now remember guys, caring for your partner and making them little tributes to show your love is just overfuckingrated. Don't do it. You're not allowed to care.

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But then Patience began cheating on HinaUchi with someone IRL

OMG SO EMO TT____TT

And HinaUchi began acting sad- Even before Patience told her. Guess she knew Patience was gonna come to her senses SOMEDAY.

But a few days before their 6 month Anniversary, Patience dumped her and HinaUchi got sad. Then fuckloads of fantards of HinaUchi began attacking Patience

	“	why would you lie to Hinauchi? why would you shatter her heart? My guess: your gonna have 50 flames by Monday...	„
	— kittylove35

	“	HinaUchi was too good for you anyway. good riddance to you	„
	— AcidicRainbow100

	“	Maybe this time Rena will find someone who WON'T take scissors to her heart and cut it to infinity pieces.	„
	— xSuta

	“	Can't believe you would do this to her :/ after all she's done for you, everything she bought for you, even tried to save up money to visit you, but you just go and shatter her heart	„
	— HeartsTehFurry

But then, HinaUchi had to go and tell people to leave Patience alone.

	“	Guys, leave her alone please, she's already in a depressing wreck, she doesn't need anymore pain.	„
	— HinaUchi

Which caused everyone to say the same.

	“	Stop spamming her. Good fucking lord. This is between Samm and Patience. So let it STAY between Samm and Patience.	„
	— ShurShure

	“	guys shut the fuck up, all this is between those two its absoloutly none of your business im sure shes already an emotional wreck right now, please just let her be for a few days while she gathers herself back up again	„
	— Beanie29

And so on and so on and so on. This continued for hundreds of pages of comments, basically no hate, just "LEAVE PATIENCE ALONE SHE DID NOTHING WRONG BAAWWWWW TT_____TT" and again; No hate was going on anymore. People just wanted to earn the respect of their beloved HinaUchi. But meanwhile on HinaUchi's page, fuckloads of flamewars were going on. Trolls took the bait and Whiteknights defended HinaUchi. This went on for days, and Troll Accounts were made. Such as the-golden-gryffon, heenaoochi and hinauchifantard!

This caused mass hurting of the butts for HinaUchi's whiteknights, and they began to attack. Then, Patience FINALLY tried resolving it and told everything.

“

At first I didn't think I should tell you all this, but fuck it, I am. First of all, because Samm and Kitmit won't shut up about it, I'm just going to copy-paste the response I've been giving everyone that notes me. I cheated on Samm. That's the short story. A boy charmed me, made me feel loved, and I went with it, and, instead of telling Samm, I took measures to hide it from her. She started finding out little things, and I kept coming up with excuses, until Kitmit knocked some sense into me. She knew what was going on- she could see it. I told Samm, and left her, for Ryan. Because I fell in love with him, and I won't stay with Samm when I love someone else.

Why did I cheat? I have no excuses for my actions. I could say hormones, or I was young and naive, or I was afraid of commitment. I could have been any of those, and you all would just back off. The real reason? Because I fell in love. Because he was a complete stranger, my best friend's guy, and he came up and put his arm around me, and was a shoulder for me to cry on when things were bad. He texted me all night, and talked to me all the next day, and helped me, and then left his girlfriend for me. We broke up. We had a thing, but we were not officially dating. He took my best friend back, and I was fine with it because he was happy. I left him alone. They broke up again, and he came back after me. We again had a thing, but weren't dating. I was certain we would date again, but he found his latest girlfriend, and boy, was she a story to tell. All of this went on when I was dating Samm, behind her back. I'm not proud of it, but I can't change it.

She was psychopathic. She was paranoid. She would make him tell her his Facebook password, and then delete or block people that he used to date, or that he was friends with that were girls. Including me. She would take his phone and delete numbers from it, and has sent nasty messages to me, pretending to be him. (I knew it wasn't him, because he types like I do, in complete sentences, with punctuation, etc, and the nasty texts were sent all.. text-talky.) They were together about three weeks, and he left her. She kept sending him lovey-dovey posts on his wall on Facebook, and left her Relationship status as in a relationship with him, even though his wasn't. She posted a picture last Wednesday of them kissing, from almost two weeks ago, with "I look to the heavens, the sky and the rest, I looked inside myself, I felt my heart in my chest." Written under it, with a heart around them. After they were broken up, even though he no longer speaks to her.

So yes, I cheated. I had a complete dramatic relationship going on for three months now, behind Samm's back. I still told her I loved her- I did still love her, then... But not like I did. Like I told Voodoo Mama, In February or March, I would never have thought of doing anything to hurt her, never gone out with anyone else, I would have proudly said I was with Samantha Dunlop, who lives all the way in Nevada. I loved her, with all of my heart. But it started to fade, I know it did, because, when Ryan showed up, I said, "Yes" When he asked me to be his. As if there were no one else. Something I never even dreamed I could do to her. So I hid it, because I loved him, and I thought I loved her, and I didn't want to hurt her. I cared about her- still do. I never wanted to see any harm come to her, especially at my hand.

Now I am not dating Ryan. You're all probably going to freak out at this- but it's the truth. I'm not with him, in fact, I'm helping him to get with the girl he loves, because it will make him happy. I'd rather him be friends with me and be with the one that makes him happy, than be with me, and be happy with someone else behind my back, y'know? He deserves happiness. He's had more shit in his life than anyone of fifteen should have to go through. He's told only three people his past, me being one of them. He told me, because he knew I cared, probably more than anyone else out there. He told his best friend in the world, because he could trust him completely not to tell anyone. He told his psycho ex, while they were dating, because she guilted him into it. I know more about him than most other people outside of his family, and I know he deserves happiness.

Now I'm not keeping any secrets from anyone. I'm tired of my life being a lie. It's exhausting, and I'm sick of it. I used to always tell people, "I am a lot of things, but not a liar." And it was true. No longer can I say that, without it, in itself, being a lie.

I'm sorry to all of you who I lied to, when I said Samm and I would be together forever. We are fourteen and sixteen years old. We have yet to even meet. We should have known at the beginning it wouldn't last forever. I, honestly, do not WANT to meet the person I'm going to marry yet. I want to be able to have relationships, to make mistakes, to learn things. Honestly, had none of this ever happened, I might have married Samm. If I married Samm, I would have grown restless. I would have been with her most of my life, save the thirteen before we dated. I would have cheated on her. I know that now, because, I don't love Samm like I thought I did. Samm is not my soulmate, and I'm sorry we ever fooled ourselves to think we were soulmates.

Now you know the whole story, the complete story.

„

— Patie9

She's allowed to cheat on Hinafag, and move on to another boy a week later to only break his heart cause she needed a void filled from her recent boytoy whom she cheated on Fagatron with, Hinafag on the other hand, isn't allowed. Hypocrisy at max.

TL;DR

Then finally after 100 years, [lollookmoreexxageration] people started settling down.

OMGEEZ SHE DRAWZ PRONZ!!!!!?!?!?!?

You're fapping to this aren't you? [we kinda are too. Nothing better to do] Sick fuck.

Uncensored version!

Some horny bastard went to a porn site and typed in 'HinaUchi' and found porn images she has drawn. Which caused fans to go into a riot shouting 'EWWW SHE DRAWS PORN I DONT LIKE HUR ANYMOARRR' or 'OH MY GOD WHO THE HELL CARES' and everyone was just rioting again. The whiteknights and the trolls were once again back. But then it just died eventually. Haha retards.

HACKED ACCOUNT!?!? OMG NUUUU!!!!

Some trololol apparently "hacked into her DeviantArt account" and deactivated it, causing mass butthurt while in reality it was just her whoring for attention. BUTNAO SHE HAS NEW ACCOUNT LOLOLOL http://ButterFluff.deviantart.com Once Rena got her account back, she completely ignored every comment asking about it and only replied to hate mail with things she thought were witty at the time.

HINA FOR KING OF THE WEB

King of the web is an online competition where lucky the winner with the most votes will take home $4,500.00 Rena decided to join this competition under the cosplay category and posted a journal on her deviantART to gain votes quickly. In the journal see says;

	“	I guess you win 4,500$ if you get the most votes, if I win I'd make refunds, help my family with bills, maybe see Danielle and what ever is left give it to a friend in need, and maybe I'll make a fursuit head, paws, and tail, and I'll auction it off for free, I'll draw names into a hat or jar or something and on a certain date I'll pull a name and who ever wins get's the suit xD Funn!	„
	—HinaUchi

After a few days pass Rena realizes that she can't win on her popularity alone, so out of nowhere she claims she might have cancer, and after people started calling bullshit she dragged her current girlfriends dog into it, who actually has a tumor on his eye. She claims she wants to give some of the winning to her girlfriend to she can get the tumor removed, making it sound like Danielle can't afford the surgery when in fact, she already has the money for it. Rena is merely trying to get pity votes.

I get the feeling that after this KoW thing is over, her cancer will never be explained or talked about by her again.

UPDATE: HinaUchi is losing on KOW for the main contest title she aimed for due to another furfag artist who can't accept criticism on her badly drawn yiff animations is beating HinaUchi by over 9000 votes thanks to more knighting furfags. But Miss Full Of Bullshit still has a chance at winning the Cosplay King award of $450. Don't let it happen.

I HAV CANSUR!!!1

Rena decided to tell all of her fans that she had a 50-50 chance of having cancer or internal bleeding. BEFORE going to the doctor! :D

More info in this journal

Rena's way of answering

Only people guilty of bullshitting get this defensive. BAAAW UR A FUCKING RETARD FUCK OFF BAAAW!!111

UPDATE: HinaUchi insists her mother won't take her to the hospital still. But but it's been several weeks! Surely a concerned mother, relative or friend would go out their way to help this poor child see a doctor for her internal bleeding? Nope, apparently they all live "too far away". lolbullshittingmebro.

I have lied, about suicide and rape

In b4 comments are hidden. So it's true, she DID lie about her suicide and rape. Isn't that wonderful? Doesn't that make her a great person? Proof! Oh and her fans still insist that even after she lied, she's still a good person! Normal people make mistakes right? Normal people lie about rape and suicide right? AWWRITE!

Lying about being raped and committing suicide is awwwrite!

I NEED THE MONEY FOR FRIEND'S DOG

Rena decided to change her story as to what the money is for on her Youtube channel, her girlfriend's dog who has a eye tumor that is obviously not photoshopped. "BAAAAAW I WANT TO HELP MY FRIEND PLEASE VOTE FOR ME PLEASE BAAAAAW". So sick dog, cancer and hacked, 3 glorious stories to win asspats!

Hina has made a video dedicated to the wonders of photoshopping a dog tumor:

The Breakup

After writing several nauseating journals of her unconditional pedophile adult rated love for the 13 year old girl known as RBC-Comics or 'Dani', 16 year old HinaUchi split from her little grooming pet. Give it a month or so before she runs off with the next piece of lesbian jailbait and smothers dA with her TL;DR paragraphs of how she wants to grow old with thee and be their soul mater 4eva.

Best. Journal. Ever.

After Rena spewed so much hatred across her page but also sickened the minds of so many young fans, one user named * LightlyLexi finally took a stand and wrote a journal that even Rena couldn't flame over properly. You can see this right here: same journal as above, though interestingly enough, LightlyLexi had previously covered for HinaUchi's fake suicide months before...

This changed the minds of more than thought fantards of Rena, but some still remained true whiteknights to their master.

	“	but its her money if she wants to cast it on fire and dance naked around it so be it. what ever she does with it wont effect u in any way	„
	—KitzehKat

	“	I'm not even gonna try and convince anyone that Rena isn't a bad person or anything, cause they're no point. You don't win with people like this. But, I will say one thing. I still love Samm. This doesn't change how I feel about her at all. To me, she's a great person and always will be.	„
	—twilight-wolf96

	“	Now when did she fake suicide? SEE now you making shit up.	„
	—Bellywelly

MIND UR OWN BIZNUS

	“	[link] Explain this. And DON'T give me the "ITS JUST A BAWW JOURNAL OH BAWBAWBAW" shit. I think people deserve to know what's really going on.	„
	—Ciyasaur

	“	I think you all really need to stay out of my business for one o.O and, for the record, Lexi just made that cause she got upset over me blocking her. c: I'll be going to the hospital sometimes this week or next. Till then, mind your own.	„
	—HinaUchi

It's kind of hard to mind our own business when all you ever do is publicly post about your business EVERYWHERE.

Danielle

About 2 days after Samm and Patience's breakup, Samm decided to fall in love with another girl named "Danielle". Literally. Two. Fucking. Days. After. Just shows how "in love" Samm was with Patience.

But get this; she fell in love with her WHILE SHE WAS FUCKING 12. Yeah. She's 13 now, but they "fell in love" while Danielle was 12. Aaaand Samm is 16. Samm has earned pedobear's seal of approval. Samm did the same thing she did with Patience on their anniversary. Made a retarded slide-show to a crappy love song with pictures of their fursonas.

That poor dog. The bone connects to the spine. How painful, I'm crying IRL because I feel so bad for it..

BREAKUP- THE SEQUEL

After a whole month of being pedophilia with her 13-year-old girlfriend, and posting OMG WE'RE GO1NG TO BE TOGETHYUR 4EVUR, they split and the bawwing continued. And did I mention furry lesbian relationships are so srs?

	“	One month down. Ten days to go.	„
	—ShingingDisco on the truth.

Oh yeah, and Samm was the one who broke up with Danielle.

Confrontation

Yes what about Dani's dog? Or your cancer Rena? You lost the KOW contest what happens now?

Whenever someone confronts her apparent "illness" or why her mom refuses to take her to the doctors on dA or Youtube, she either ignores you, hides or flags comment as spam [Not really but we want you to think so.], gives you a poorly thought of excuse or goes into rage bitch mode. Why would someone who could be seriously sick deep within (as she claims its internal) act this way? O right because she isn't sick at all and the only hospital she can go to is the one in Imaginary World[Where we live]. Keep on confronting her on if she's been to the doctors yet, if she's had blood tests, checkups etc, it's been SEVERAL WEEKS since she claimed to be sick, by now she should have gotten all the necessary testing done. But as we all know there isn't anything wrong with her, she's even running for a new King of Web contest which she claims will help towards 'bills, food and refunds for commissions'.

Our bullshit meter is at boiling point right now.

BREAKING NEWS: OMG, RENA GOT A NEW GF!

As of last Thursday, her fans went psycho over a new piece of "art" she posted of her and her TTLY BBF hugging each other... Naked! This, of course, made fans, white knights, and trolls freak out so much. They all was all, "LIEK OMG, RENUH ISH THAT UR NEW GURLFREND!!!!11@!11ONE!ELEVEN! U 2 WIL B 2GETER 4EVA!!!"

Stay tuned in for more lulzy dramas! Teh image

History Repeats Itself... over.. and over..

In terms of not-so-surprising news, a week verbatim after HinaUchi decides that Danielle isn't affording her sufficient asspats from her loyalists and ventures into heartbreak hotel territory, another one of Rena's wretched, carpet-beating lackeys decides to write herself into Rena's book titled "How To: Repetitious Relationships That Never Last". That ought to provide her mistress enough attention to get her through the hour, should it not? You know, cause she's not allowed to move on, or make mistakes, only other people.

It should! And some more! Out of the blue, Rena has suddenly decided that she's in profound, imperishable love with this 17-year-old stroppy cow who never gave two shits about her before the fact. Her fans go hog wild. BUT THEY'RE NOT IN A RELATIONSHIP! STOP ASKING!! Screams Rena, clearly in denial and imperceptive to the nature and consequential laws of internet "dating." You yiff it, you buy it, faggot.

Despite her fervent protests against the popular belief that she and her irrelevant bitch are, indeed, exchanging i <3 u :3's via Skype, she continues to flirt with It and submit badly anatomized pictures of them fingerbanging eachother behind Mcdonalds -- thus forging ahead with her lolcow notoriety.

	“	[]...I appreciate the support, but don't doubt the two you don't know. I think we will last, because of our maturity level...[]	„
	—HinaUchi on thinking she's got any shred of maturity in her body, you know, like us.

Furthermore! In lacking any primordial shred of maturity, if you ask or otherwise perpetuate her Romeo And Juliet complex (therein questioning her underdeveloped love for fellow bulldyke, Kyuu or whatever), she'll put you on blast and block your ass faster than you can cry FURSECUTION!

Ps: Cancer? What cancer? (We were hoping it would kill her off by now.)

Shit nobody cares about

  [Except us of course]

HinaUchi denying the truth.

In an absolutely shocking turn of events, HinaUchi has officially proclaimed her everlasting love for some irrelevant whore (Number five in the past few months?) and despite having said that she won't announce her business on the internet anymore, has let everyone and their grandma know that they're dating. Because everyone gives a shit that this fat, greasy cow is shlicking to erotic pictures of their tongues photoshopped together.

Break-up count-down: 5... 4... 3.... 2.. BAAAAAAAWWWWWWW! [At least we hope, we need moar product to sit around and change storeis on shhhh]

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