Jared Aycock

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Jared Genesis (Powerword: Jared Aycock) (No that really is his name) is a 35 year old manchild who lives in his parents' basement in Houston, Texas. Jared is unemployed, single and spends his time making YouTube videos about being an "Alpha Male" whilst surrounded by his filthy bed, and numerous toys.

His bedroom can often be seen on his badly filmed YouTube videos, it often features his disgusting bed which shows Brown stains and sweat marks on the wall. Jared is also known for wearing the same t-shirt for 10 - 16 days consecutively, when challenged on this he normally responds with one of his canned responses of either 'beta', 'simp' or some other retarded comeback.

Jared came to the attention of some of the 'Goon Squad' known mainly for the relentless trolling of Gorgeous George Yarid. Jared decided that calling some of them 'Niggers' and telling them how tough he is, was a surefire way to stop them 'damn beta trolls' going after him. Unfortunately for Jared 'The Goons' took up his challenge and made him close a channel due to relentless doxxing and challenges about anything he said. You can find Jared's dox here.

This faggot waits for the child to make the first move in a sexual situation.
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Jared Micheal Aycock
Born March 31, 1986
Nationality Americunt
Religion Christfaggotry
Occupation NEET


Who Is Jared Aycock ?

   
 
Sure, 12 is cool with me. The funny thing with adolescence is they never sold their soul yet and so they still have purity in them. If you can get one young like that then that's freaking great...I would date an 11 year old, 9 year old; doesn't matter.
 

 
 

—Jared Aycock 2019

Jared Aycock's 2021 Return
Jared Aycock being a punk!


YouTube Career

In the last six months Jared has had at least six different YouTube channels all with varying degrees of stupidity, from a religious channel (where he spouted nothing that made any sense) to a PC Gaming Channel where he constantly made a fool of himself by saying things like "PC's do not need power supplies" and other such lolworthy comments. Jared is most known for making death threats to people who are mean to him on the internets while his voice quivers.
He currently is part of the MGTOW (Men Going There Own Way) movement, this movement essentially appears to be a group of men crying that women hate them and that they can't hold down a stable relationship. Here are some examples of his brilliant content:

Pedophilia Showcase

Jared Does Not Like Getting Phone Calls

Deviant Art

Jared likes to upload Deviant Art... A lot of it is about rape and his weird thoughts on female reproductive organs.

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