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ISIS
Following the American withdrawal from Iraq, a group of batshit insane Arabs decided that they didn't like their government, and so set about creating their own, called the Islamic state, or ISIS. Not to be confused with the ISS, ISIS, also known as the Islamic State in Iraq and in Sham, The Islamic state in Iraq and in the Levant, ISIL,IS, Sweden, The Islamic State, the Islamic caliphate, etc. are a group of crazed sandniggers that are currently pwning most of Iraq and Syria. The group is led by Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi(also known as caliph Ibrahim and big daddy bahdadi). Abu is a Mexican convert who was probably trained by mossad. Isis plans to create a caliphate(Islamic empire) that will spread from Iraqi/Syrian region to Austria, Morocco, India, parts of China, the entire Middle East, and Parts of Africa, assuming they don't get eventually rekt by Assad. They are even recruiting from Britfagistan, including 16 year old girls to provide jihadi brides. The anguished cries of "Too old!" have proven numerous. The group threatens everybody in the middle east. Although they seem like srs bsns they ride around in 1980's pickup trucks. Isis used to be a cell of Al-qaeda. But like a black father, Al Qaeda abandoned them and claims they had nothing to do with them. Recently the occupational ape Obama authorized air strikes on ISIS, which caused mass butthurts amongst the sandniggers. The Islamic state spreads through the biggest cities in Iraq and in Syria. They tried to attack Lebanon but got wrekt in the process. ISIS has recently taken control of the Mosul dam, a dam that will flood Baghdad under 65 feet of water.
Social Media
Learning from their child brides, ISIS members have the developed a compulsion to post every aspect of their lives on Twitter or Instagram. Unlike your typical teenage camwhore, however, ISIS tweets tend to be quite lulzy, often involving the beheading of government officials, and the theft of American tanks and kittens. The holy warriors of ISIS may be brutal psychopathic murderers, but they are not without a sense of humor. They shopped a picture of the First Negress after stealing equipment the U.S. had originally given to Iraq.
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Sadly, however, if ISIS were looking for attention, their efforts are all in vain because all the politically illiterate trendies on Facebook, Tumblr and Twitter are having too much fun whining about the wormy kikes in Israel blowing up terrorists poor, innocent, noble Palestinians who'd never hurt anybody than to bother caring about all the atrocities committed by a bunch of butthurt sand niggers.
Achievements
They have succeeded where W failed by finding Saddam Hussein's weapons of mass destruction. No, really.
Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi
Abu Bigdaddy is the Caliph and head boogie man of ISIS. Trained by the Jews, Abu is a master in the battlefield and in the bedroom. He currently has a 10 million dollar bounty on his head, proving that his army has spread mass bual-Samarrai full name is Ibrahim Awwad Ibrahim Ali al-Badri al-Samarrai. Abu was leader when ISIS was named Al Qaeda In Iraq, meaning that he is srs bsns.
Gallery
Links
- chechclearisback Instagram-Chechclear is back ?!
- ISIS jokes about using severed head as soccer ball
Islamic State of Cat- US Intelligence are watching out for re-tweeters so go on a re-tweeting spree to IRL troll them.
- ISIS' twitter account retweet to distract military intelligence for the lulz.
- A jihadi's twitter more lulz on the security services by retweeting this lot
- More twitter material good for retweeting for the lulz.
See also
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