Kevin Johnson

Kevin Johnson is a notorious slumlord and pedo who played shitty basketball about 20 years ago, who was somehow elected mayor of Sacramento in 2008. Contrary to the exemplary morals exhibited by employees of the exclusionary American non-profit enterprise NBA, Johnson was busted on tape admitting to naked showering and 'inappropriate hugging' with the teenaged girl.

Mayor of Sacramento and fan of jailbait, Kevin Johnson

In an astounding display of hypocrisy, the loli-loving mayor called for harsh sanctions against Donald Sterling, who, while avoiding showering with naked 14 year old girls, had a habit of uttering the word nigger. Johnson seized the opportunity to stand on the high moral ground that, although he himself is a pedo, Sterling's use of the word nigger was much much worse than his own pedophilia, especially in a game filled with niggers.

See also

• Mark Foley, another pedo-politician

External links

• http://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/2008-05-22/news/can-former-phoenix-sun-kevin-johnson-overcome-his-past-to-become-sacramento-s-mayor/2/