Venezuela

Venezuela is a depressing Soviet outpost in South America ruled by the mentally handicapped, Socialist dictator Nicolás Maduro. Spain and Colombia used to own the land deed, but they sold everything to Fidel Castro in a controversial trade of an equal amount of Venezuelan oil and honnies to Cuba's world-renowned cigars and moronic gubernatorial ideas. (Remember what happened to El Che?)

Flag of the Democratic Republic of Venezuela.

Ethnicity

Venezuela, like most of the third world countries, is populated mostly by niggers, thieves, Mexicans, communists, butthurt Brazilians, bandits, more niggers, some white groups who rule the country in collaboration with Chavez, and moar niggers. 70% are retarded cunts, while the rest are people who don't give a fuck about its government. The country is known for having some of the most ignorant assholes in Earth (They voted for a Gorilla as the president) and for being one of the world's largest IRL deathmatch grounds.

A sleek blonder minority makes up 100% of Miss Venezuelas.

Army

Venezuela's secret weapon.

As many other third world countries, Venezuela is known for having an army big and strong enough to pwn Colombia, but not quite large enough to defaggotize Brazil without getting raped, also enough to self-pwn itself because that's the way Third World countries show their military superiority to the world: bombing the shit out of their own cities. Venezuela is continuously modernizing it through their in-bed relationship with Russia and China. Hugo Chavez knows he has the best guns in the region (But he doesn't know that Russia just sold him crap old armament), and never hesitate to threaten his arch-enemy; Colombia.

Politics

Venezuela’s politics are known for been a mosaic of awesomeness and lulz because of the activities of its pleasantly psychotic King Kong. Such activities include:

• Calling The Chancellor of Germany, Angela Merkel, a fucking Nazi
• Heartily trolling the Colombian Emperor
• Telling the Israeli ambassador to GTFO

Due to Chavez's increasing faggotry, the king of Spain eventually told him to STFU in a meeting nobody cares about.

Venezuelan Politicians are also famous for being very efficient to suck Chavez's cock and steal money from the hardworking taxpayers, besides being stupid enough to approve an anti-videogames law to "stop" the daily shootings between the local drug dealing groups.

Religion

Venezuela's God

Venezuela's faith is centered on its president. The cult of his hideous personality has never been well-explained.

Women

Venezuela is known for having extremely beautiful women and very stupid men. Very often, Venezuelan men are unable to attract the beautiful Venezuelan women leaving the latter to flee the country in search of higher-quality shlong.

Mens

The only good man born in Venezuela was Simón Bolivar, but nobody usually reminds him and now Hugo Chavez is shitting on his grave every fucking time. They've also got a faggot who thinks he's Maddox. His name is Angel David Revilla, but he likes to call himself Dross he used to be cool, but now he's a Nerdish videogamer faggot who plays old video games and curses the fucking screen like most of the basement dwellers when getting pwned on xbawks.

97,9% of men in Venezuela are described as bad-smelling drunk-retarded faggots with no future in their hands and who complain about their country's economy.

Gallery

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  Jailbait.
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  Venezuela's version of Boxxy.
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  Miss Venezuela
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  She's only 16(!)
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  Just when you thought Obama was the worst.
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  Chavez asking some random mom if he can, uh...
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  That's how it happened.
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  Hot damn!

Featured article March 6 & 7, 2013
Preceded by Mary Sue	Venezuela	Succeeded by Hugo Chavez