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Bashurverse

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Bashurverse (Powerword: Brandon Ashur), also known as Bashur, is an internet celebrity and convicted pedophile on YouTube who is known for his shitty, unfunny, over-the-top Let's Plays of overrated games like Minecraft and Skylanders. He thinks that he can save the world by playing these games. He got ass-raped and went crazy after releasing a confession video in which he was arrested for pedophilia after having sexual conversations with a friend's younger sister when he was eighteen and she was fifteen.

I'M TIRED!!!!!

Confession

On March 4, 2015, he released this ridiculously emotional confession video about his anti-social life, not knowing his father, not talking to his mother, and everything else an emotional pedophile would say. The real kicker, though, is when he admitted that he had sexual discussions with a friend's younger sister on AOL chat logs. One day, the police kicked in his door and arrested him, charging him with a "class B felony for unlawful transaction with a minor". His computers were taken, and he had to go to a therapist class for pedophiles. Overtime, he built up a fanbase full of faggot Minecraft lovers.

Aftermath

 
Clara Babylegs
 
Seriously, how does a pedophile faggot get this busty of a girl?
 
Seems like bitches have low standards of themselves.

On April 8, 2015, Brandon uploaded another video in reply to ANOTHER CASE of him raping a 10-year-old girl when he was 23. He goes crazy here. He created a backup channel called BashDoesThings to vent out his bullshit emotions. Soon after that, his gold-digging lover Clara Babylegs broke up with him because of all the hype and criticism Bashur's been getting. On April 30, 2015, young Bashur discovered from DJ KEEMSTAR that he was being used by Clara Babylegs for his money and fame, as she kept it with her and was paid to keep talking to Bashur. After a while, both Bashur and Clara state that they were in drama because Clara had a miscarriage, and they both tazed themselves and went happily ever after, or did they?


Faggotry incoming.


"At least I got to fuck her in the ass!"


How does a faggot get a slut like this?

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