Lucian Hodoboc

Lucian Hodoboc (also known as Alakazam, Ala and TheLHShowChannel) is an oddly-proportioned Romanian paedophile and YouTuber who owns a shitty website called BeautifulForums.co – Ironic considering the fact that he himself is more hideous than Zoe Quinn's nudes.

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When not making videos of himself talking about his favourite animu or pretending to be a little girl, Lucian can usually be found creeping on vulnerable teenage girls and defending the virtues of child pornography in his website's chat room.

Beautiful Forums

"Beautiful Forums" is a shittastic internet forum that claims to be about learning to see the beauty in life or some dumb shit like that. In reality, Beautiful Forums is merely a way for Lucian to get close to young girls so he can obtain their photos and add them to his collection of fap material. To accomplish this goal, Lucian spends the majority of his days trolling teen forums and randomly messaging 12-year-old girls to offer them staff positions on his shithole of a site.

He's also paid Tyrone to shill his site on YouTube.

Lucy vs. ED

In August, 2016, Lucian finally stumbled upon the 9-month-old ED stub that bore his name. As one would expect, Lucian was very displeased that he had been doxxed and immediately went crying to his friend LOLNOPE and demanding that they DoS ED. Lucian was also under the false impression that his arch-nemesis, a gay nigger tranny by the name of Micah Dawson, was responsible for adding information about his paedophilic tendencies and YouTube attention whoring to the fine archive of knowledge that is ED.

Lucian is currently whoring himself out on the shit-scented streets of Romania in a futile attempt to raise the 2 million dollars that he needs to bring down ED.

Quotes

Quotes from the paedo himself     “   Well, whoever feels like they have had enough censorship can leave RR and move to my forums. It's hosted in Europe, where underage nudism is legal.   „     —Lucian wants you to post pictures of naked little girls     “   Bitch pls. Men are too tall for me. I can hardly reach women's vaginas.   „     —Lucian, on why he's not gay     “   I'm a pedohpile [sic].   „     —Lucian Hodoboc     “   One of my moderators is 11, and she does a great job and is very helpful. Age discrimination sucks. People can act responsively and be intelligent regardless of their age.   „     —He'll be tired of her by the time she turns 12     “   Hey, EpicLLOYD, you know what you and I have in common? We both played Hitler in one of our videos. Yours was awesome.   „     —Lucian, on being Hitler     “   I wasn't lying to be mean to Flik. It was a joke. Seriously, don't you dare compare transexual, which is a valid sexual identity with social rights for which people have fought, to "midget", which is an offensive term banned by several social gorups [sic].   „     —Lucian falsely accuses a girl of being trans, gets called a midget and then BAWWWs.     “   Crookie, too bad your mom is not alive anymore to see the sad excuse for a human being she had raised.   „     —Lucian insults Crookie's dead mom     “   Oh, look how brave you are on the internet, Mr. I'm Gay Cause I Was Sexually Abused. Can't make fun of people your size, cause they keep raping you? What does Nox stand for? No sex, please, daddy!   „     —Lucian, being classy     “   They gossiped about me behind my back in a chat room where I was unfairly banned from. If that doesn't call for justice, then I don't know what does.   „     —Lucian, on justice     “   It is our duty to fix unfairness if we are to aspire towards a better society. Also, I would appreciate it if you didn't gossip about my physical appearance behind my back. That kind of shit is low even for you.   „     —Alakazam being philosophical, then being butthurt     “   Age is irrelevant, just like skin color and height   „     —Lucian thinks age is irrelevant     “   Stating a fact with the intention of harming someone is called bullying.   „     —Lucian thinks facts are bullying Previous Quote | Next Quote

Others' opinions about this sick fuck     “   An autistic, blind, deaf and dumb child with one leg could tell he was a paedophile at a glance. I felt molested just looking at that face.   „     —chickennugget     “   We all know how ridiculous Ala is. He is an absolute retard and I've said it before but both of his parents had to be siblings.   „     —blackgetsuga12     “   yeah but alakazam is literally someone who wants to rape children so while you might not have a problem with the dude I certainly do.   „     —The Iron Rose, on Lucian literally wanting to rape children     “   Better put bringing criminals to justice on the back burner. We got bigger fish to fry like gossip and forum bans.   „     —Crookie, on Lucian's BAWWWtism     “   Honestly, how dare you bring up Crookie's mother? Your mother should have eaten you at birth, as is custom in Romania when the bitch produces a weak pup.   „     —Sqkwirl, telling Lucian that he should have been aborted     “   Alakazam was banned for being a creepy stalker pedo basically.   „     —Crookie, on why Ala was banned from Ionic Forums Previous Quote | Next Quote

Videos

His impression of Leonard F. Shaner Jr. Lucian pretends to be a loli. Lucian honours Gary Glitter by telling 40 paedo jokes. Lucian defends PaedoPie. Previous Video | Next Video

Gallery

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  Definitely not a paedophile.
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  I wish to be the little girl.
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  Lucian finds Scarlett Johansson unattractive because she's over 3.

External Links

• His Facebook page
• TheLHShowChannel on JewTube
• alakazam on Spam Heaven
• Alakazam on Onision.com
• Alakazam on ragreynolds' forums
• alakazam on YTGamers
• alakazam on Gaming Latest
• alakazam on Lemon-Sauced
• Pedobear on Akylos

• Chat log where he defends CP
• Lucian pretends to be a 15-year-old in order to groom teenage girls

See Also

• Lucian Hodoboc/Chat Logs
• Midget Angle Shot - What most of Lucian's photos are.
• Brian Peppers - Despite being dead, he's still a much more attractive midget paedophile.
• Sarah Nyberg - Another paedo who owns a shitty website and talks about CP in their chat room.
• Ragreynolds
• Onision

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