ThePirateCoveMan

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This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(

Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.


ThePirateCoveMan
Alias	Garret Menshew
Born	August 9th, 2000
Nationality	Americunt
Residence/Town	Prosser/Washington
deviantART	ThePirateCoveMan

	“	I sexually assassinate someone during ISIS war and caused vietnam flashback but it's okay I'M MENTALLY DISABLED PIECE OF SHIT XD XD XD	„
	—ThePirateCoveDick

Introducing, the dramaking bat fox

You know when it comes to edgy teenagers became "DERPesioneddd!!!11" and they think they're fucking dead inside, They think it's cool to claim that they have a disorders. There will be always reTARTlets that keep venting to increases its attention. However, This 16-years old man named ThePirateCoveMan aKa Garret Menshew is an example you should NEVER touch autistic's people ass (Smells like Donald Trump shitting).

Despite being 16 years old, Garret acts like 9 years old because he's a fucked up child and not only pulls a Depression card and plays the victim, but turns around and apologies and guilt pity all the time. Garret is also a retard, beliving that disorder is a good shit term, and honestly he believes that Encyclopedia Dramatica is a place for bullying and about tumblrism. Garret loves to use vent to defend himself, he likes sticking his penis and jerking off in every little thing he can and makes a journal about it. When someone does his wrong (in his terms, whatever that might be), he'll do a reverse psychology, directly vent, resulting in his whiteknights kissed Garret's ass enough for him to leave dem haterz alone. Even worse, Uses the power of his block feature to BAW anyone. lmao

So you're proud being added on the whiteknights list?

But everything changed

Nowadays you'll meet any DeviantFUCK members who haz depression and since almost every TartLET gets involved with some sort of drama, Garret is no exception. He'll throw guilty o'pity to anyone who hates on him by BAWWWlocking them or even his vent shit. He has done making more than just NEIN thousand vents. Legend said he will never stop doing World War III: Disorder editions because he wants MOAR attention.

And so the drama begins About missing Pics

Really, nigga? Nobody believes your disorder bullshit.
Oh noes!!! Mah friend leaves me because she doesn't give a shit about me oh noes!!!!

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Beware! His powerful vent attacks can gives you cancer
Oh my lord the cringe of it all.
You're one sad batman :^(( Boo hoo i feel fucking bad for your lulz
And your dad swallows.
1What
2in
3the
4actual
5fuck?
Manipulating people's mood attempts.
Bullshit vent example

His art

Nothing interesting besides his traced art style and SFMs. As being a professional hardcore trolls, he knows very well that anyone who insults his is a MEANIE/TERRIBBLE CYBERBULLY!!!!111oneoneone. He thinks his art is absolutely perfect, but it's just a bunch of MS-Painted art that 7 years old can draw better than him.

I'm better than da vinci KYS!!! About missing Pics

"I want to kill myself"
Proudly traced art style from TonyCrynight

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ur mY L0V!!!!111 4evr
ITS DAT FAILURE HERO
More to see.

Oh god his selfie

So you want to see real macho men like John Cena? Try not to take a selfie like this. Don't forget to use bleach for your safety eyes because the image was taken from hell.

End my suffering holy shit About missing Pics

Nope.
No just no.

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Even more no to his asshole.
FNaF was ruined gg.

Whiteknights

If you plan on giving him a middle finger then his whiteknights can strike you down to hell, Unless you're some pros that were super effective against them.
ShadowSlyIX Garret's boyfriend. Will sexually assassinate anyone who dares to slap garret
Alyson-Hunter
OfficialDwayne FNaF's Killer Keemstar
glassen1987 Blanked this article, wishing rape/death threats upon people, and secretly caused 9/11 because he is obviously Osama bin Laden's son.

DAMN THE DEPRESSION IS REAL

Oh no his lulzies whiteknights comes. Kudos to smartass dA-TARTlets for sharing out Garret's BS

Reaction to this article

So, what happens next after this article was made? That's right! Hit the "deactivated due to butthurt" button for 2 days and cry yourself in the corner of failure walls. His oh-so-lovely best friend glassen1987 did everything to give toxic to ED and of course, this article. He's so low leveled brains that he thinks ED is a hacking website.

TAKE THAT SHIT DOWN >:(((((((( About missing Pics

they r hax0r!!!1111
Glassen's message that causes faith in humanity to fell
ED would never hack the internet so don't accuse anything for no absolute reason.
Taking down, start!

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Hey look a devianTARDs who is trying to blank out articles. Garret and Glassen teamed up together to troll ED but it leads to game over, in the end.
"Yes im happy"
Yeah right keep trying. I'll drink your failure tears later~
Glassen1987 giving away instructions on how to evade bans to continue the ED vandals.
More pointless ED rants from Glassen himself.