Plenty of Fish

Plenty of Fish, also known as POF or Plenty Of Fat, is an online dating site mainly for gays, fatties, trolls, emowhores, your mom, and the mentally challenged. The site was created at least 100 years ago for the herpes vitims looking for love on teh internets. Scientists have done a recent study on Plenty of Fish and have found a shocking statistic of at least 49% of girlfriends have found their BF 4 LYFE!!!11 Most users on Plenty of Fish are either wrist cutters and/or beached whales, most of which have some form of STD. Rarely, a semi-attractive woman makes an appearance, but you can bet that they are single for a reason, normally due to their unrealistic expectations of what they deserve in a partner or because they are batshit crazy(most of these people are cunts. They know it, and their ex-partners know it. This is why they are reduced to using a free dating site).

It has been proven that if you're a male on the site sending messages (regardless of quality), you have better chances of meeting your soul-mate next door that same day than of ever getting a single reply back. Ever.

Long story short: don't bother with it, at all.

Creator and God of Plenty of Fish

Gee, I wonder why he had to create a website for hideous single people?

Markus is the creator of Plenty of Fish. A n00b claiming that his site is 100% ORIGINALLE and is at least 100% better than all dating sites simply because there is no credit card invloved, you can't put a price on love, can you? Wrong again, Markus. The world is a huge bitchfit, and we all demand at least 100 million things. FACT: He is a newbie. Read his profile of awesomeness.

	“	49% of women who leave plentyoffish.com found their boyfriend here. Love really IS just a click away.	„
	—Markus, a shocking statistic research breakthrough.

Let's take your typical dramawhore POF profile and mock it!

This, of course, is your typical retarded, fat emowhore. Let's call this girl Bonnie. profile Now notice how she conveniently darkened her image to hide her horrific acne, and then twisted herself to an angle that make herself not look so fucking ENORMOUS. However, the internet hate machine does not look too kindly on you, walrus using an fgas pic.

	“	If super thin is your thing then I'm not for you. I have curves coming and going and there are way too many men out there who like a curvy woman to deal with one who wants to change me.	„
	—What this really means is she is extremely fat, and is trying to word her fatness in such a way to make it more acceptable to herself, and possibly any unsuspecting victim.

Love the darkened image to hide your acne.
Ewwwww.
HOOOO! A beached whale! Or whaleS I should I say!
This girl is single for a reason. See if you can guess what it is. Stop by and say "hi", in fact.

This girl sounds like she's overflowing with intelligence, every second word seems to be 'fuck'.

Oh for fuck sakes, they have MySpace as well... Fatty girl Fatty guy

Bangme Wayn

You should cut down on the carbs and maybe the internet hate machine wouldn't be so bitter towards you.

Quotes from the lonely

	“	I'm 5'2", size 10, curvy, blonde hair, dark eyes. I'm really specific about what i like so i'm looking for an ambitious, hard working, loyal black man	„
	—User ll2000 clearly needs a few things pointed out to her re. blacks, loyalty and hard work.

	“	I'm a very honest kind of gal and say what I think. I'm down to earth and friendly.	„
	—User Clarrybell :speak to this girl for a better understanding of the words "unfriendly", and the phrase "up her own arse".

	“	Well I decided its time to get off my well worn velour sofa, wade through the empty cans of Stella, chuck the numerous pizza boxes in the bin (after finishing the left over crusts) and get myself a life.....well i made it as far as my laptop and got outta breath, note to self....must cut down on the lambert and bulters!	„
	—User scorchey from Telford wonders why she is a fat, single, dwarf.

Protips

Use iMacros for Firefox or Chrome to visit every single users profile, add them to your favorites and to your 'Meet Me' list.
Fat girls need love too
NEVER use or disclose your real name, address, phone number (use Google Voice) or email.
Make an asshole profile, women love to be treated like shit [1]
Get them on the phone and off POF as soon as possible
Send messages to ALL of them, even ugly ones and fat ones, doesn't matter what you say, if they answer back it means they will fuck.
Wear a condom

Gallery

Hey, I'm bigger than Miami!
Sweet merciful Jesus, WHY?!
Dezeray20 from Brunswick aka Fireface
At 5'01", scorchey from Telford is a little taller than a gnome, and just as sexy.