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Disambiguation: the acronym CP may instead stand for Cartoon Pornography (aka CarP), for this please see animu hentai.
Moot approves
CP: get it Wednesday
DO IT TODAY!
Dick Cheney on vacation.
Not CP
Because of this image, all other images on Ebaums contain child pornography

Child Pornography (aka CP or ChiP) is what pedophiles masturbate to on the internet. Also known as one of the biggest lulz ever. It is estimated that 63% of all information traded on the Gnutella network is hardcore child pornography, softcore CP is found on jailbaitgallery.com

Child Pornography and posting it is as close as one can get to trolling on Ebaumsworld. However, it should be noted, having child pornography for any reason, even for a perfectly reasonable reason like trolling, can earn you an IRL banhammer for life in most western countries (though not in Japan, probably because Japan is an eastern country). Even though it is the primary life source of the cotton pickers of the world.

The FBI will trade you CP for butthurt to the third degree. Public humiliation and shunning are just the pre-trial fun. Even murderers and rapists look down on pedophiles, so on the plus side, your sentence might be shorter than you'd expected. Let's be honest - the only reason you would really have it anyway would be to relive the past memories of that hunting trip when you were five. And if you are a high ranking person working at the Pentagon and have a top secret security clearance, chances are that you won't have to worry about prison! [1]

ZOMG

MY MACHINE IS A PERVERT

Some guy was framed for CP posession by his computer, or so he claims---it is entirely possible that an experienced CP fapper will have developed muscles and reflexes sufficient to allow him to move to 43 sites in ten seconds and download all that pr0n, but in any event he got off after a dicey couple of years. This could happen to anyone who practises poor computer hygiene, and in fact will go down in history as the opening salvo of the Computer-Human Wars.

THEY'RE REQUESTING CP, WHAT DO?

If this happens, there are three possibilities for what's happening; that it is a slow day at the FBI HQ and they are looking to make a few pickups, that it is a troll or lastly, and in light of recent events this is highly probable, that Snacks is back, and that he wants MOAR CP to fap with.

Sage is only good for covering up hippy stink. The appropriate response to a CP request is to either post one of the following classic CPs, or come up with some of your own. Go ahead - feed the trolls. (Beware - trolls can puke).

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Now more versatile.

I'M POSTING CP

If you wish to supply your fellow Anons with actual CP then it is advisable to enclose it in a passworded rar, post it, then kill yourself before you get the irl banhammer. Fapping to CP on /b/ is considered a rite of passage. Do it and you truly are one of the damned and will forever be a /b/rother. Unless you're a furry.

CP? In my /b/? About missing Pics
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  • GirlLove Symbol
    GirlLove Symbol
  • Soooo worth it!
    Soooo worth it!
  • Start up the van!
    Start up the van!
  • pr0n?
    pr0n?
  • Fuck them, fuck them!
    Fuck them, fuck them!
  • Nowhere is safe.
    Nowhere is safe.
  • Asking for it.
    Asking for it.
  • OH NOEZ!!!!!11!!1
    OH NOEZ!!!!!11!!1
  • Y'all niggas posting in a CP thread
    Y'all niggas posting in a CP thread
  • Even Microsoft Update wants in on the action.
    Even Microsoft Update wants in on the action.
  • Howto find CP
    Howto find CP

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