Argent Dawn (EU)
| Type | World of Warcraft Roleplay Server |
| Founded | 2005 |
| Location | Who the fuck knows? |
| Key people | Nath, Amarae, Jhenevieve and other great people of the server. |
| Motto | You live, you play on THIS shitty server, and THEN you fucking die |
| Industry | Production of troll bait |
| Products | USI, 13 year old boys and oldfags |
| Website | [1] |
—Anonymous member of the server that has realised he went into a fucking trap by joining this server | ||
Argent Dawn EU, also known as AD, is a European World of Warcraft roleplay community filled with more or less only and completely with 13 year old boys and oldfags. Although it is labeled as a roleplay server, it's a fucking noob fest every day. Every player here strives to become the best internet tough guy on the server, which they prove by roleplaying a generic passive-aggressive prick with courteous and insulting roleplaying techiques that they pass over to other newfags that ruin what roleplay should be in the first place.
—A member of AD, Dorym. He wasn't very pleased that a woman came and interrupted his conversation with someone else. | ||
==How to become a proper Argent Dawner
- Make a Character on the server, Horde or Alliance.
- Be sure to use proper English, and Grammar.
- Be sure you avoid these locations: Goldshire, (Elwyn in General) Duskwood, and the Bazaar. For those are locations were the less Good Roleplayers gather
- Recommended Guilds for very experienced and good Roleplayers include: The Sanguine Eye, Moklohn Command, Stormwind City Watch, the Shield of light and The Carmine Outbreak.
List of Guilds that are truly notrworhy. (Far from all)
Alliance:
The Stormguard, Big Alliance Military Guild.
The Stormwind City Watch, one of the best Guard guilds all around
The Stormwind Home Guard, a Good Guard guild.
The Grand Hamlet Soviety, highly appreciated Citizen Guild, with intentionally corrupt leadership of a cultist kind.
Royal Court, Known for quality, and mistaking lollers for good Roleplayers, be cautious, but know they're nice.
Bane, No.
The Bayerleyn Retunie, A good Guild of mixed themes, worth to look at, no doubt.
The Shield of Light, just about the best Church Guild available.
The Carmine Outbreak, respected Scarlet Renegade-themed Guild.
Crimson Dawn, Scarlet Guild, people's oppinion changed constantly about them.
Horde:
The Moklohn Command, the largest militia.
The Sanguine eye, the most respected Blood elf Guild.
The Hand of Agony, known to be overrated, yet a large Undead guild.
The Guhnlock warmachine, (Disbanded) Known to be the most brutal and extreme Horde Military Guilds.
Notable Members
Being a community that turned to shit, here is one of the most notable persons contributing to it. Or have at least fucked up some way. Or not.
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The Grand Master Retards | ||||
| Amarae | Jhenevieve | Sallien | Hamfist | Solexion |
Amarae is the leader of the Stormguard. You would most often see her in her golden attire of golden armor from back in the days when level 60 PvP was the shit. She lacks moral fiber, loves to control people and have her way. Like a fucking bitch. In 2012, she was very sad because a raid spread around a picture of herself, which she was trying to hide. From this day on, people have been spamming to her face: "I'M GONNA JERK OFF TO THAT PICTURE OF YOURS TONIGHT, AND YOU CAN'T DO SHIT ABOUT IT, BITCH."
Jhenevieve is also, of course, a Brit. She eventually, after a while took over as the Stormwind City Watch captain, by sealing her spot as the boss of the biggest law enforcement guild on the server by firing the good guys, and hiring her best and closest friends to become the top officers along with her in the guild. But being the fucktard that she is, she alone succeeded to drive the whole fucking guild to shit. Now, the guild is as dead as fucking dead. The current captain comes and goes, but he's almost as big retard as what Jhenevieve is.
Sallien is another fucking Brit (Seems like the whole server consists of fucking brits). But this time, this is a DUDE. A fat dude. Really fat. He looks like he has Down's Syndrome. He succeeds the stereotypic fat loser guy who plays a girl on a video game, genius. He was a member of the Stormwind City Watch, and also secretly in love with Jhenevieve IRL. See, the thing is.. His chance of getting laid is like his Ferrari. He doesn't fucking have one.
Hamfist is a person who inhibits the exquisite art of trolling. This guy has a fucking black belt in it. People often refer to him as 'the fucking crazy gnome', but are often undisturbed by him. If you ever meet him, you must always grab a hold of him and throw him 300 yards out of a window, because he'll fucking agree to it.
Solexion is also one of AD's famous trolls that dresses up like a bunny with a purple dress and bunny ears and always drinks his "Potion of Giant Growth" and rides his War Mammoth to make people very unhappy with him. The gamemasters was fed up with people reporting him all the time, so they decided that his regime as the "Trolling Stones King" was to be banned, and so he was.
See Also
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