Kevin Johnson

KJ demonstrates how he fondled the 14 year old tiny teen titties

Kevin Johnson is a notorious slumlord and pedo who played shitty basketball about 20 years ago, who was somehow elected mayor of Sacramento in 2008. Contrary to the exemplary morals exhibited by employees of the exclusionary American non-profit enterprise NBA, Johnson was busted on tape admitting to naked showering and 'inappropriate hugging' with the teenaged girl.

In an astounding display of hypocrisy, the loli-loving mayor called for harsh sanctions against Donald Sterling, who, while avoiding showering with naked 14 year old girls, had a habit of uttering the word nigger. Johnson seized the opportunity to stand on the high moral ground that, although he himself is a pedo, Sterling's use of the word nigger was much much worse than his own pedophilia, especially in a game filled with niggers.

Selling out Sacramento to the NBA

Johnson is well known for consistently being pwned by Michael Jordan, a magical nigger who can make gold out of shoes. Johnson's own basketball fortune was quickly wasted on hookers and blow, so he took a low paying job as mayor of Sacramento, whose assets he promptly looted, and handed over to the NBA, and provided their beloved Sacramento Kings an arena designed to give the downtown homeless somewhere to shower, shit and shave.

See also

• Mark Foley, another pedo-politician

External links

• http://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/2008-05-22/news/can-former-phoenix-sun-kevin-johnson-overcome-his-past-to-become-sacramento-s-mayor/2/