!!REMP Owner

This faggot waits for the child to make the first move in a sexual situation. You can help by contacting Federal Authorities and alerting Chris Hansen.

	“	"You are way too stupid and black and ugly. You'll never amount to anything"	„
	—REMP's father, telling his son the truth

The filthy kid fucker's real face

!!REMP Owner (Powerword: Mando Romano) is a dirty, 75 year old brown rapist, who's biggest life accomplishment is owning a Steam Group for children who like Team Fortress 2. While a man in his late 70's being proud of essentially a shittier Facebook group is already lulz, what's even funnier is his near constant shouting matches against his teammates when they bring up the fact that he raped his 7 year old disabled stepdaughter until she was 18. Either due to his room temperature IQ or dementia, Romano can only remember three insults at most, which leads to great videos in which he gets flustered and overwhelmed when confronted.

Raping his step-daughter

On the 16th September 2002, Mando was convicted for sexual assault on a young girl. Specifically, Mando had been "looking after" his step-daughter after having left his wife and due to her being physically disabled, he was to be her carer. During this time, Mando sexually assaulted and abused her, and this continued until she was 18 and built up the courage to go to the police to report his vile behaviour.

This sick fucker keeps trying to deny and hide these facts, being caught multipole times trying to scrub his record but to no avail. And when confronted with these facts, he doesn't even acknowledge them, let alone try to deny them.

His shitty book

Mando wrote a book called "The Suffering of Chasing Dreams", a shocking awful book that tells an obviously fake dramatization of his life. Romano unsurprisingly cannot write for shit, with grammar and spelling so bad you'd think an ED-iot had written it. The book largely consists of tangents and rants about subjects he doesn't understand and people he doesn't like.

The funniest part of the book is not any of the content inside, but rather the Amazon review about it, written by someone who knows Romano personally. This review revealed that Romano's book has a section in which he starts ragging on his local Mormon church, but what he didn't reveal is that he had been living in a Motel with his wife at the time, that was paid for by the very same church. Maybe because both Romano and the churches have a shared interest in little kids.

I have proof that this book is a pack of lies.

I knew this man at the time of his arrest over 10 years ago, when he went under the name of Mando Romano, who is now a registered sex offender in Hudson County, NJ. THIS IS NOT IN THE BOOK, but here's a link showing a picture of the older Mando/Danny:
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I read the book this morning, sitting right next to the young woman named "Blanch" in the book, who was legally his stepdaughter. At the time they lived in Newark, NJ, when Mando/Danny states that he was traveling all over the world, HE, his wife, and "Blanch" were actually living in a motel room WHICH WAS PAID FOR BY MY CHURCH (Mormon) at the rate of $600/week. "Blanch" tells me that is how they lived on and off for three years--mooching off the church he slanders in the book! They also lived in a car for eight months. NONE OF THIS IS IN THE BOOK.

This man sexually abused "Blanch" from the time she was seven years old until she finally went to the police a few weeks after she turned 18. She never spoke up about the abuse because he threatened to kill her mother, and since he regularly and severely beat both of them, she figured it was true. He also told her, from childhood until the day she turned him in, that when she turned 18 he was going to marry her--yes, the child he was abusing. NOT IN THE BOOK.

As a matter of fact, Mando/Danny writes that he's currently remarried, but he's never been divorced from "Blanch's" mother.

The arresting officer told "Blanch" that when he went up to the apartment, where Mando/Danny was expecting her to return, he had set out tools of torture including leather straps and knives. If "Blanch" hadn't reported him when she did, he surely would have killed her and her mother that very day. NONE OF THIS IS IN THE BOOK.

In fact, the reason Mando/Danny gave for being incarcerated was that he had consensual sex with a woman he arrested and she lied and called it rape.

This man is a liar, and his book is a pack of lies.

Oh, since this IS a book review, let me add that it is a VERY poorly written self-published book, and boring. The author wrote in a press release that Columbia is making it into a movie. That is also a lie; I checked.

The TF2 Group

Romano's biggest life accomplishment is owning a Steam group. It should go without saying this is possibly the most pathetic goal a man in his 70's could achieve. It's for the MvM game mode for Team Fortress 2, which over the years has built it's own community of retarded elitists that take their cartoon shooting very seriously. This group has 1,200 members, nowhere near close to what other groups in the same category have. But Romano has deluded himself into believing it not only the best, but the biggest MvM group in the whole wide world. He's had his name on Steam as "!!REMP Owner" for years now, as he believes himself to be of some worth or value, despite the fact that a large majority of the community don't know the group exsists.

Guide to trolling REMP

REMP being the responsible adult when facing criticism.

Romano is very stupid and has an ego like no other. This means when challenged, his retard brain goes into a primitive state like a bull, and he decides to start shouting the same two insults over and over again, these being "Your mom is a hoe." and "Come meet me in the gym, I'll beat you up.". It's clear that with such creative insults like these, he should quit writing books, and start writing for us instead.

If you'd like to insult or upset Romano, or his creepy little cult of TF2 virgins, here's a list of your many options. Don't worry, Romano is very stupid, and always responds, no matter what.

He may be a pedophile, but at least he isn't rude.

• Call him a pedophile - The easiest way to get a rise, simply shouting this in a voice chat will result in him trying to kick you from a call, game or server, whilst at the same time typing or shouting back that you should "Meet him in the gym.". Has worked each time without failure.
• Use the Gas Passer on Pyro - A trick not only for Romano but his little posse of pussies too. Equipping the Gas Passer secondary weapon for Pyro will send them into a blind rage and usually has Romano trying to make fun of you and demanding you switch weapon. It is highly advised you ignore him, then start applying the previous tactic as well as telling him to kill himself. This will result in some brilliant earrape as Romano eats his microphone hole trying to respond to you.
• Make fun of his groups name - Since Romano has branded his account with the same name as his group, make sure to remind him that REMP, really stands for "Rape Embryos - Minor Predators". As always, this can lead to some deliciously sweat Hispanic tears.
• Post his criminal record into the chat - If you're lucky enough to meet this monster in a public game, not an MvM match, make sure to spam his criminal record into chat, whilst also employing the previously mentioned tactics. You'll know if Romano is in your game as his KD ratio should be around 1 : 25. His record can be found here!

See Also

• Pedo
• CP
• Team Fortress 2