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Genshin Impact
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Genshin Impact is a Breath of the Wild ripoff made for all totally normal adults and other kis to spend their parents money on to get fictional characters. Despite Mihoyo Hoyoverse gaining millions of dollars after releasing it in 2020, the game is still void of content with nothing to do, and the fandom is filled with screeching LGBTQ supporters that defend their waifus/husbandos from getting hated online.
The gameplay mostly consists of running around aimlessly, talking to random NPCs, and going bankrupt after throwing your wallet at the screen from losing too many 50/50-s in a row. Tectone✡, the only content creator that addresses that a mistake this game was, is the only living being left that's keeping this game from collapsing into a nuclear fallout, serving the role as the punching bag for all the butthurt fans that disagree with everything they see.
Plot
You and your twin are travelling through worlds, until some random god defeats you both and sends you into a 500 year sleep. Upon waking, you fish out your annoying tutorial companion called Navi Paimon that's secretly a parrot because she literally repeats every story point 999 times for you as if you were a brainless ape. You then look for your twin, defeating some slimes and local enemies on your way, and learn that the land of Teyvat you're in needs your help to stop Fatui from taking over the world.
After that, you cross the lands of Teyvat, mercilessly ravaging the land of all its resources, murdering helpless creatures on your path to become stronger, all while looking for your twin.
Gameplay
If you haven't already completed all story and exploration yet, all you do is participate in events - farming, photography, other useless nonsense, and maybe some fighting if you're lucky enough.
Characters
- Aloy - Another character from a different world, but she's stuck here now because the developers wanted more money
- Arataki Itto - Noodle-armed beetle fighting loser that self-proclaims as a demon
- Barbara - Laaa lallalaa laaa
- Beidou - A sailor with so much alcohol and ego in their blood that they would fight a whale (and probably win)
- Bennett - The unlucky bastard that somehow never dies. Also owns 700 daddies.
- Chongyun - Popsicle boy
- Diluc - The guy that takes more time to cast their burst than it takes to read the entire Bee Movie script
- Diona - The alcoholic cat girl every weeaboo fawns over
- Eula - Every Rule 34 enjoyer's fantasy
- Fischl - The girl that gets literally outshined by a bird
- Ganyu - Every furry's dream to have a good time with
- Gorou - A literal dog
- Hutao - The girl that literally can't wait for you to die
- Jean - For someone owning their name, they sure don't wear a lot of Jeans *ba dum tss*
- Kaedehara Kazuha - The hipster that has given more blowjobs to leaves than any girl has given to you
- Kaeya - The guy that only knows how to speak in sarcasm and irony
- Kamisato Ayaka - Ayato's sister
- Kamisato Ayato - Ayaka's brother
- Keqing -
- Klee - A literal loli terrorist that looks cute and innocent but will blow up everything you own and then say "sorry, I won't do it again" afterwards
- Kujou Sara -
- Lisa - The librarian that will actually bust through your front door if you haven't returned your books in time
- Mona - The homeless fortune teller that makes about just as much money as a real life fortune teller
- Ningguang - Someone so rich they built an entire floating island, dropped it into the ocean, and then built another one
- Noelle - The local Monstadt maid that wants to become a solider
- Qiqi - The zombie loli with a memory even shorter than a goldfish
- Raiden - The god of Inazuma, except in search for eternity, she literally became a hardcore Hikikomori that can't even cook her own food
- Razor - Wolf boy
- Rosaria - A rebellious nun that probably earns more money from public community services than actually being a nun
- Sangoniomiya Kokomi - A mermaid that can literally walk on water and can probably bring the dead back to life as well
- Sayu - The traveler's personal taxi service girl
- Shenhe - Ass butt
- Sucorse -
- Tartaglia - The Fatui member that joins your team for some reason
- Thoma - The guy that's able to fix more problems in a single day that you're able to fix in your entire life
- Traveler - You
- Venti - The god of Monstadt, except nobody believes him cuz he's a drunk alcoholic bard
- Xiangling - The chef that has a former god as their companion that can breathe fire... And she only uses it to light up the fireplace so she can cook food.
- Xiao - The emo kid in school that thinks everything in life is suffering and tragedy, never shows up in parties
- Xingqiu - Bookworm
- Xinyan - Useless
- Yae Miko - Fox
- Yanfei - The law reinforcer
- Yoimiya - This girl loves committing to the life of firework creation
- Yun Jin - Drama
- Zhongli - There's always that one guy that every female wants footprints of on their face, and that's
Fanbase
The worst example of what a massive group of people with mental disabilities looks like.
See also
- Down Syndrome: The disease that everyone in this fanbase suffers
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