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Vladislav Roslyakov
Vladislav Roslyakov | |
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Nationality | Russian |
Highscore | Killed 20, wounded 70 |
Top 50? | 31st |
Style | FPS, singleplayer |
An Hero? | Yes |
Vladislav Igorevich Roslyakov was an 18-year-old zoomer and Russian patriot who achieved infamy in his motherland after he decided that school sucks and shot up his shitty tech college in Crimea, all while dressed up as his idol, Eric Harris, whose co-op attempt at the high score with Dylan Klebold on the Columbine High School map served as the primary inspiration for his own homicidal endeavors for which he managed to outdo his heroes and break into the high score chart in his country, only being outdone by terrorists and the Russian government itself.
Having been a longtime fan of the Columbine made-for-TV movie, Roslyakov sought out to put together a bootleg spoof for his Russian audiences, and did so on October 17, 2018. He constructed a variety of explosives to use in his own massacre, having stolen the idea from Eric Harris, including a nail bomb that he planted in one of Kerch Polytechnic's main buildings. Whereas the shoddy explosives of the Columbine killers failed to detonate, Roslyakov's bombs actually exploded and caused massive structural damage throughout the walls of the school while injuring many inside, soon after a fleeing crowd was seized upon by Roslyakov and his 12-gauge n00b cannon. After pwning 20 of his classmates Doom-style, he decided to turn the gun on himself and logged out forever before his high score could be outdone by the Russian police and their incompetency.
Background
Vladislav Roslyakov was born on May 2, 2000, and at the time of his massacre, he was a fourth-year student at Kerch Polytechnic College, the accredited institution where he would eventually get to realize his dream of carrying out his Columbine-inspired mass murder fantasy. Think Randy Stair, but if he was a just a retarded zoomer who actually knew how to aim a shotgun and was able to make the high score in his country.
Roslyakov's childhood was troubled; at the age of ten, his mother left his father after he suffered a traumatic head injury, all while taking little Vladislav with her. Fatherless, he lived in a shitty apartment with his junkiewhore mom, where he would retreat to his room and play video games all day, like most of us here do. Because of this, his grades were consistently poor throughout school and he barely socialized with anyone offline. Long before the shooting, he had already deleted almost all of his social media. He didn't have anyone to talk to, so it wasn't like he had any actual use for it anyway.
Ненависть
In 2015, Roslyakov applied to Kerch Polytechnic to become an electrician (likely to learn how to make his pipe bombs) and met the all-too-familiar fate of being the subject to sodomy in the changing room bullying for being a little different. In the last years of his life, Roslyakov withdrew to moderating online groups that were dedicated to his heroes: other school shooters, and serial killers. His obsession grew to such retarded levels that when he went to carry out his attack, he did it while LARPing as Eric Harris, brandishing a nearly identical get-up and loadout. He even an heroed via smoking shotgun in his school library, likely as a tribute. In one final stroke of lulz, Vlad's corpse also posed in a similar fetal position to Eric's.
TL;DR: He was a total copycat and unoriginal even in death; but despite this, he managed to not only get more kills but also build bombs that worked.
Gameplay Footage
You can watch it here. |
Gallery
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lol ded
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Some of his pipebombs and other munitions.
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Comparison frames from the CCTV security
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These really helped prevent a shooting. LOL
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Blown-out classroom
Loadout
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Graded Score
Kill count: | 20/20 And 70 injuries |
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Accuracy: | 13/20 (65%) Wounded far more than killed |
Style: | 17/20 Columbine copycat, but did it better |
Butthurt: | 20/20 Extensive coverage in Russian media and OTI |
Bonus: | 20/20 Bombs exploded! |
Online Presence
- ... - Steam account. May have had previous aliases, but the account was signed into after his death, and the name history was cleared.
- Big Slims - YouTube channel. Has one Minecraft video with commentary from when he was 14.
Vlad Roslyakov(archive) - VK account.
See Also
- Columbine - The inspiration.
- Crimea - His homeland.
- Timur Bekmansurov & Ilnaz Galyaviev - Shitty copycats.
- Artyom Kazantsev - 34-year-old schizo copycat who came pretty close to beating Vlad's score.
- Dmitry Vinogradov - Prequel to Vlad's rampage.
- Mikhail Pivnev - How NOT to do it.
- School shooting
External Links
- Kiwifarms thread
Vladislav Igorevich Roslyakov - Memorial on Find a Grave.REMOVEDКерченский стрелок - MEGA archive containing media related to Vladislav.REPORTED AND DEPORTED
Columbine: |
Columbine • Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold • Super Columbine Massacre RPG • Do you believe in god • Columbine Copycats • Columbine Gallery • Columbiners | |
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Admirers |
Adam Lanza • Alex Hribal • Artyom Kazantsev • Asa Coon • Bob8466 • Brooke Higgins & Sienna Johnson • Cho Seung-Hui • Dillon Cossey • Ichverbot • Jaylen Fryberg • Jeff Weise • Kimveer Gill • Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath • Lynn Ann • Neocities • Nghtmrchld26 • Pekka-Eric Auvinen • Robert Butler Jr. • Robert Hawkins • Robert Steinhäuser • Ryan Schallenberger • Sebastian Bosse • Sol Pais • TheAmazingAtheist • Tim Kretschmer • Vladislav Roslyakov • William Atchison • You | |
Locations: |
Colorado • United States • School • Suburbs | |
Related: |
Doom • Police Brutality • Postal • School Shooting • Mass Shooting • Video games • Trenchcoat • Marilyn Manson • KMFDM • Rammstein • Goth • Concerned Mother • Newgrounds • Ryan Lambourn • School Shooter: North American Tour 2012 • The Matrix • South Park • Michael Moore • Quentin Tarantino • 1990s • Jack Thompson • Gun control |