Natalia Poklonskaya

Natalia Poklonskaya (rus. Поклонская Наталья Владимировна) also known as Nyan-Prosecutor is Chief Prosecutor of the Republic of Crimea and an angel, concurrently the heroine of the Internet who has become waifu of anons all around the world. Recently she was discovered by the Internet which made the penises of all the boys who will never feel the sweet touch of a woman like Natalia stand up a whopping THREE inches! With her cute and petite look, she managed to capture the penises of 4chan and other desperate virgins.

History

Natalia took the job as Prosecutor of the Autonomous Republic of Crimea on March 11, 2014 after 4 men turned the position down, having no idea she was about to make every 4channer's penis stand up. After holding a press conference calling the Ukrainian officials devils from the ashes she was noticed by the internet, mainly 4chan and the Japanese YouTubi News JewTube channel. The users of 4chan being the basement dwelling Cheetos addicted lifeless losers they are, they started digging up information on her and thus began the obsession. To their disappointment they were later reminded that they'll never get to touch her beautiful silky smooth skin and kiss her soft lips, and thus began the obsession of Natalia Poklonskaya of Crimea.

It soon spread to other cancerous sites like rebbit where she gained even more attention and fame, spawning groups and threads on several sites like Facebook and Lolwut forums.

The Video (subtitled for your pleasure)

Internets

On the 15th of March the Japanese blog Rocketnews24 published an article about her along with several of her heart capturing photos. The article quickly spread to various social medias, and has at the moment 11 000 Facebook like and 416 rebbit le upboats. The article was the starting point and it spread like fire.

A few days afterward, more specifically the 18th of March 2014, someone created a thread on 4chans /int/ imageboard and from there it took off.

A day after the 4chan thread was created, several big Russian media outlets started reporting on the phenomenon. The same day the russian version of 4chan discovered her and began jacking off to her in full force. The phrase said by Natalia It's chaos was made into a meme within minutes. The obsession continued and even sites like The Daily Mirror wrote articles about her fueling the obsession.

Natalia Responds

	“	I am not a Pokemon.	„
	—Natalia, telling off all the losers obsessing over her

When Natalia was confronted with the fact a bunch of sad shits on the internet are drawing her as a cartoon character the disgust on her face was evident. She pointed out that she is a national prosecutor and not a pokemon, breaking the hearts of millions of grown men living in their mothers basements and drawing cute cartoons of a high-ranking military officer who could probably beat the shit out of their fat asses with one hand.