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[[File:Crysta.png|300px|thumb|right]] Crysta  Longnecker, surprisingly Longnecker is not her real last name but rather one she earned over and over again in the [[men|boy's]] locker room of her [[Education|High School]].  Crysta is known as Bbraefan1530 and more recently as loncry513 and is a mentally bbraetarded [[Basement Dweller|basement dwelling]] 20 some year old forever child, shipper that originates from that land of [[fail]] and [[bestiality]] in [[Americunt| America's]] midwest known as Missouri. She used to be a [[Liar|fan]] of the original [[Teen Titans]], but only gave a shit about the interactions between a retarded green Christmas elf suffering from [[My Tiny Dick|Tiny Dick Syndrome]] and an emo floating purple penis with some of the best drawn [[tits|breasts]] in any cartoon that still has [[retard|fan fags]] from the original series arguing if it was body paint or spandex covering them.<br>
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[[Image:2crysta111.jpg|right|thumb|250px|She actually thinks if she keeps spamming the hell out of this tired meme it will become funny]]
 
Crysta  Longnecker, surprisingly Longnecker is not her real last name but rather one she earned over and over again in the [[men|boy's]] locker room of her [[Education|High School]].  Crysta is known as Bbraefan1530 and more recently as loncry513 and is a mentally bbraetarded [[Basement Dweller|basement dwelling]] 20 some year old forever child, shipper that originates from that land of [[fail]] and [[bestiality]] in [[Americunt| America's]] midwest known as Missouri. She used to be a [[Liar|fan]] of the original [[Teen Titans]], but only gave a shit about the interactions between a retarded green Christmas elf suffering from [[My Tiny Dick|Tiny Dick Syndrome]] and an emo floating purple penis with some of the best drawn [[tits|breasts]] in any cartoon that still has [[retard|fan fags]] from the original series arguing if it was body paint or spandex covering them.<br>
It wasn't until 2013 when Teen Titans Go was released and put a huge [[dick]] in her mouth that she was finally able to [[shut the fuck up]] about the original series. Originally, Crysta was like so many of the fans and hated TTG but when TTG started playing up to idiot fans like Crysta's shipping fantasies the original series quickly became over-rated and TTG became the go to cannon source for all things Titan.<br>
It wasn't until 2013 when Teen Titans Go was released and put a huge [[dick]] in her mouth that she was finally able to [[shut the fuck up]] about the original series. Originally, Crysta was like so many of the fans and hated TTG but when TTG started playing up to idiot fans like Crysta's shipping fantasies the original series quickly became over-rated and TTG became the go to cannon source for all things Titan.<br>
Achieving new levels of [[insane| bat shit crazy]] that can only be described as [[PMS|Mad Cow Disease]] she is not just content with shipping [[Brony|Beast Boy]] and [[Emo|Raven]], Crysta has gone so far to wish that [[Tara Strong]]'s husband and children would die in a [[Mexico|Mexican]] gang war shoot out so Tara and Greg Cipes can get together [[IRL]] and make Bae Bae and Rae Rae for real reals.
Achieving new levels of [[insane| bat shit crazy]] that can only be described as [[PMS|Mad Cow Disease]] she is not just content with shipping [[Brony|Beast Boy]] and [[Emo|Raven]], Crysta has gone so far to wish that [[Tara Strong]]'s husband and children would die in a [[Mexico|Mexican]] gang war shoot out so Tara and Greg Cipes can get together [[IRL]] and make Bae Bae and Rae Rae for real reals.

Revision as of 03:54, 13 August 2017


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She actually thinks if she keeps spamming the hell out of this tired meme it will become funny

Crysta Longnecker, surprisingly Longnecker is not her real last name but rather one she earned over and over again in the boy's locker room of her High School. Crysta is known as Bbraefan1530 and more recently as loncry513 and is a mentally bbraetarded basement dwelling 20 some year old forever child, shipper that originates from that land of fail and bestiality in America's midwest known as Missouri. She used to be a fan of the original Teen Titans, but only gave a shit about the interactions between a retarded green Christmas elf suffering from Tiny Dick Syndrome and an emo floating purple penis with some of the best drawn breasts in any cartoon that still has fan fags from the original series arguing if it was body paint or spandex covering them.
It wasn't until 2013 when Teen Titans Go was released and put a huge dick in her mouth that she was finally able to shut the fuck up about the original series. Originally, Crysta was like so many of the fans and hated TTG but when TTG started playing up to idiot fans like Crysta's shipping fantasies the original series quickly became over-rated and TTG became the go to cannon source for all things Titan.
Achieving new levels of bat shit crazy that can only be described as Mad Cow Disease she is not just content with shipping Beast Boy and Raven, Crysta has gone so far to wish that Tara Strong's husband and children would die in a Mexican gang war shoot out so Tara and Greg Cipes can get together IRL and make Bae Bae and Rae Rae for real reals.


Her Art

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Drawn by Crysta Age 20
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Like so many girls, once she figured out her art sucked, she quickly went to showing her boobs or as much of them her mom will allow

Basically what we have is another pair of tits on the internet fishing for compliments or what is best known as GOTIS.
I'm not sure if she knows her art sucks or if she's just lazy but Crysta doesn't post much of her art online choosing instead to repost other people's art that reinforces her shipping fantasies of Beast Boy and Raven.
Her art, can only be best described as created from fail and inked by her schlicking juices because what she does put up is bad. The worst part of this is not that she is aware that it is bad but because she is now resorting to cleavage shots to show that she's a real girl on the internet and fish for compliments from virgin boys who will tell her how good she is thinking that that will charm their way into her pants for sloppy seconds following her horse.
To put it mildly, she is the reason Greek philosophers like Plato preached homosexuality and suggested sex with women was a waste of time, energy and seman and instead promoted jerking off into a turkey baster 3,000 years before artificle insemination was a thing to limit contact with such a soulless hole to the bare minimum and continue the species.


Personal life

GregCipeshu Akbar!
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Crysta drew this all by herself.

Crysta has no life, friends, family, job or god. She lives on BBRae and worships Beast Boy's old battery of a voice actor Greg Cipes that for some reason still believes that it's the 1990s and people, especially young girls will be impressed by some near 40 year old man wearing wool stocking caps in the middle of a California summer and trying his damndest to look like Curt Cobain from Nirvana. She spends 20 hours daily online doing nothing but the following:

  • Shitposting Screenshots of Raven and Beast Boy generally standing near each other
  • Proving Raven and Beast Boy "harbor strong romantic feelings for each other" when nobody asked
  • Arguing that the magnetic rule of "Opposites Attract" applies to people and two people with no interests at all can be more than fuck buddies.
  • Spamming about Greg Cipes confirming an episode where Beast Boy sings a shitty song about "Rae"
  • Trying to kill Terra while she's already dead
  • Stalking Tara Strong and Greg Cipes in Twitter, instagram and Facebook to prove they "harbor strong romantic feelings for each other"
  • Trying to stuff BBRae into Justice League vs Teen Titans
  • Spamming Tara Strong's Twatter with demands for info on the BBRae relationship in upcoming episodes.
  • Boring people with her even more boring topics about Disney
  • Being 15 years way too late thinking that Happy Tree Friends is the shit
  • Bragging about how she spent $300 for a Raven statue on Amazon.
  • Starting pettitions to get the US Government to shut down ED
  • Running away from the men in the white coats that chase her around town with butterfly nets.


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