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===Never Sysops===
===Never Sysops===
*'''[[User:Another n00b|Another n00b]]''' - Blocked from [[Uncyclopedia]] and every other online community, Another_n00b tried out ED where, at best, he was marked off as another whiny cunt. Everything was "OMG LULZ POST MOAR GOATSE" till someone rightfully put him in his place, and ED witnessed the most rage-filled tl;dr leaving message ever.
*'''[[User:Another n00b|Another n00b]]''' - Blocked from [[Uncyclopedia]] and every other online community, Another_n00b tried out ED where, at best, he was marked off as another whiny cunt. Everything was "OMG LULZ POST MOAR GOATSE" till someone rightfully put him in his place, and ED witnessed the most rage-filled tl;dr leaving message ever.
*'''[[User:Blargh|Blargh]]''' - ED's very own Cartman, was banned for being from Bakersfield, California.
*'''Blargh''' - ED's very own Cartman, was banned for being from Bakersfield, California.
*'''[[User:Core|Core]]''' - Never officially [[b&]], Core left the building with [[User:Januszeal|Januszeal]] to form what became [[chatnets|partyvan]] IRC. Core was actually supposed to be a Sysop but somehow pissed [[Weev]] off and was told [[tits or GTFO|that unless he submitted 20 pix of real girls with '''"loldongs"''' written on their tits he would be denied the banhammer]]. Being from Ireland, the pickings were [[fugly|slim]] and not to Weev's liking so Core kept getting rejected and told to get [[moar]]. Core then founded [http://www.chansluts.com Chansluts] to deliver said titpics and deliver they did. However since he'd cast his lot with Januszeal, he ended up leaving without ever having wielded the almighty [[banhammer]]
*'''[[Beefrave]]''' - Got banned for getting trolled by an [[16 year old girl|attention whore in training]] and giving EDiots death threats on his talk show (presented in 360º Autism Sound), not to mention just flat-out being a faggot
*'''Core''' - Never officially [[b&]], Core left the building with [[User:Januszeal|Januszeal]] to form what became [[chatnets|partyvan]] IRC. Core was actually supposed to be a Sysop but somehow pissed [[Weev]] off and was told [[tits or GTFO|that unless he submitted 20 pix of real girls with '''"loldongs"''' written on their tits he would be denied the banhammer]]. Being from Ireland, the pickings were [[fugly|slim]] and not to Weev's liking so Core kept getting rejected and told to get [[moar]]. Core then founded [http://www.chansluts.com Chansluts] to deliver said titpics and deliver they did. However since he'd cast his lot with Januszeal, he ended up leaving without ever having wielded the almighty [[banhammer]]
*'''[[Grawp]] / [[JarlaxleArtemis]]'''  - Jeremy [[GTFO|got run off]] ED by dissident [[Wikipedophile|Wikipedo]]s, ditched by [[EDiot]]s for being [[unfunny]] [[old meme]] and was finally found to have been [[ED:VIP|vandalizing]] ED for [[at least 100]] years. Ended up [[facefag]]ging ED sysops in his final moments of [[Fail|glory]] here.
*'''[[Grawp]] / [[JarlaxleArtemis]]'''  - Jeremy [[GTFO|got run off]] ED by dissident [[Wikipedophile|Wikipedo]]s, ditched by [[EDiot]]s for being [[unfunny]] [[old meme]] and was finally found to have been [[ED:VIP|vandalizing]] ED for [[at least 100]] years. Ended up [[facefag]]ging ED sysops in his final moments of [[Fail|glory]] here.
*'''[[User:Habermann|Habermann]]''' - Had a vast amount of [[USI]] claiming to be the true voice of Encyclopedia Dramatica, tried to [[shameless self-promotion|promote his own site]] many times, being Lmte’s tool and buttbuddy and ranted about how weeaboos and furfags were covertly taking over ED. Whether he was an [[asshole]] or [[martyr]]ed himself fighting a desperate attempt to stem the weeaboo invasion is for you to decide. Supposedly, he was going to rub it in [[User:Cash|Cash]]'s face but never got the chance.
*'''[[User:Habermann|Habermann]]''' - Had a vast amount of [[USI]] claiming to be the true voice of Encyclopedia Dramatica, tried to [[shameless self-promotion|promote his own site]] many times, being Lmte’s tool and buttbuddy and ranted about how weeaboos and furfags were covertly taking over ED. Whether he was an [[asshole]] or [[martyr]]ed himself fighting a desperate attempt to stem the weeaboo invasion is for you to decide. Supposedly, he was going to rub it in [[User:Cash|Cash]]'s face but never got the chance.
*'''[[User:Kashiwaba Tomoe|Kashiwaba Tomoe]]''' - using editor privileges for self promotion, finding cute little ways of making every fucking article about himself or his imageboard Bokuchan, which is '''permanently barred from having an article''' because of his unprecedented amount of shit contributions. He is also contaminated with high amounts of [[USI]].
*'''[[User:Kashiwaba Tomoe|Kashiwaba Tomoe]]''' - using editor privileges for self promotion, finding cute little ways of making every fucking article about himself or his imageboard Bokuchan, which is '''permanently barred from having an article''' because of his unprecedented amount of shit contributions. He is also contaminated with high amounts of [[USI]].
*'''[[User:Iheartchu|Matty]]''' - Pretended to be superior to everyone else, was a total [[trying too hard|sycophant]] to every sysop ever, faked being drunk on the IRC channel, and tried too hard to become a sysop. Also shitted up a fuck tonne of [[talk page]]s with bored rantings.  Also, on a weekly, or sometimes daily, basis, attempted to have cybersex with several members of [[ED irc]], including [[yiri]], which got old pretty fast.
*'''Matty''' - Pretended to be superior to everyone else, was a total [[trying too hard|sycophant]] to every sysop ever, faked being drunk on the IRC channel, and tried too hard to become a sysop. Also shitted up a fuck tonne of [[talk page]]s with bored rantings.  Also, on a weekly, or sometimes daily, basis, attempted to have cybersex with several members of [[ED irc]], including [[yiri]], which got old pretty fast.
*'''[[Miltopia]]'''  - Deported to his homeland of [[Wikipedia]], where he was executed [[:File:MiltopiaAnHero.JPG|for treason]] by [[Jimbo Wales]].
*'''[[Miltopia]]'''  - Deported to his homeland of [[Wikipedia]], where he was executed [[:File:MiltopiaAnHero.JPG|for treason]] by [[Jimbo Wales]].
*'''[[PirateSmackK]]''' - Did something that was kind of sort of almost funny on [[TOW]] once and it went straight to his head. Constantly autofellated on ED and eventually went mad when [[no one cares|no one cared]] about him. Provides real sysops with hundreds of proxies to ban.
*'''[[PirateSmackK]]''' - Did something that was kind of sort of almost funny on [[TOW]] once and it went straight to his head. Constantly autofellated on ED and eventually went mad when [[no one cares|no one cared]] about him. Provides real sysops with hundreds of proxies to ban.
*'''[[RedMachineD]]''' - Threatened to machinegun [[Lulzcon]] ([[Srs|Seriously]]). {{ytlink|4yk-ESYl7Bc|This is him doing DDR}}
*'''[[RedMachineD]]''' - Threatened to machinegun [[Lulzcon]] ([[Srs|Seriously]]). {{ytlink|4yk-ESYl7Bc|This is him doing DDR}}
*'''[[Samsara]]''' - Not laughing at [[loldongs]].
*'''[[Samsara]]''' - Not laughing at [[loldongs]].
*'''[[User:Zen444|Zen]]''' - Being [[unfunny]].
*'''Zen444''' - Being [[unfunny]].


==See Also==
==See Also==

Revision as of 03:39, 26 April 2012

   
“ 		 
You do not quit ED. ED quits you.
  		„
  		 

—Drunkenlazybastard

They fell to the dark side.

Just as angels fell down from heaven, dramacrats and sysops have failed the lulz and had their positions...terminated. Once trusted with the most important duties on the Wiki, their innate faggotry, fail, and unwarranted self-importance would always surface leading to bannation, or worse exile to Wikipedia.

Hall of Shame

All of the below were also disgraced ED sysops except as noted:

Ex-Leaders

  • Girlvinyl - Shut down our beloved Encyclopedia Dramatica for Jew money. Also a fatass who won't play any game that requires the Wii-Fit.

Ex-Sysops

Never Sysops

  • Another n00b - Blocked from Uncyclopedia and every other online community, Another_n00b tried out ED where, at best, he was marked off as another whiny cunt. Everything was "OMG LULZ POST MOAR GOATSE" till someone rightfully put him in his place, and ED witnessed the most rage-filled tl;dr leaving message ever.
  • Blargh - ED's very own Cartman, was banned for being from Bakersfield, California.
  • Beefrave - Got banned for getting trolled by an attention whore in training and giving EDiots death threats on his talk show (presented in 360º Autism Sound), not to mention just flat-out being a faggot
  • Core - Never officially b&, Core left the building with Januszeal to form what became partyvan IRC. Core was actually supposed to be a Sysop but somehow pissed Weev off and was told that unless he submitted 20 pix of real girls with "loldongs" written on their tits he would be denied the banhammer. Being from Ireland, the pickings were slim and not to Weev's liking so Core kept getting rejected and told to get moar. Core then founded Chansluts to deliver said titpics and deliver they did. However since he'd cast his lot with Januszeal, he ended up leaving without ever having wielded the almighty banhammer
  • Grawp / JarlaxleArtemis - Jeremy got run off ED by dissident Wikipedos, ditched by EDiots for being unfunny old meme and was finally found to have been vandalizing ED for at least 100 years. Ended up facefagging ED sysops in his final moments of glory here.
  • Habermann - Had a vast amount of USI claiming to be the true voice of Encyclopedia Dramatica, tried to promote his own site many times, being Lmte’s tool and buttbuddy and ranted about how weeaboos and furfags were covertly taking over ED. Whether he was an asshole or martyred himself fighting a desperate attempt to stem the weeaboo invasion is for you to decide. Supposedly, he was going to rub it in Cash's face but never got the chance.
  • Kashiwaba Tomoe - using editor privileges for self promotion, finding cute little ways of making every fucking article about himself or his imageboard Bokuchan, which is permanently barred from having an article because of his unprecedented amount of shit contributions. He is also contaminated with high amounts of USI.
  • Matty - Pretended to be superior to everyone else, was a total sycophant to every sysop ever, faked being drunk on the IRC channel, and tried too hard to become a sysop. Also shitted up a fuck tonne of talk pages with bored rantings. Also, on a weekly, or sometimes daily, basis, attempted to have cybersex with several members of ED irc, including yiri, which got old pretty fast.
  • Miltopia - Deported to his homeland of Wikipedia, where he was executed for treason by Jimbo Wales.
  • PirateSmackK - Did something that was kind of sort of almost funny on TOW once and it went straight to his head. Constantly autofellated on ED and eventually went mad when no one cared about him. Provides real sysops with hundreds of proxies to ban.
  • RedMachineD - Threatened to machinegun Lulzcon (Seriously). This is him doing DDR
  • Samsara - Not laughing at loldongs.
  • Zen444 - Being unfunny.

See Also

Disgraced Encyclopedia Dramaticians
is part of a series on
ED Government

Executive Command Founder Joseph Evers • Lulz Incarnate Ae-tan • Codified Likeness Utility CLU
Theocratic Branch Spiritual Advancement Guru Meepsheep • Brother Hipcrime • Our Dear Leader GloriousReader • Hardchat Royalty Likeicare
Judicial Branch Judge Boudica • Drama Detective GirlOnInternet • Arbchat • Internet court
Intelligence Division Arctic Research Scientist Caku • Chanfig and Professional Memer CrackRabbit • Kentucky Colonel Fleacollerindustry • Cordial Cyborg Jacket • Kaptein-Commandant Conciërge Tabs • E-Detective and Token Straight Guy Zagan
Communications Network Jamaican Ambassador ASSBLONKER • Logistics Expert Scumhook • Maysam • Professor A Fucking Box • Commissar MegaManly • Memetic Warfare Director Chimplord • Real Celebrity Paul Rudd
Department of Defense "Old Bone" Kleetus • Catalogue Cleaning Crew Cobaltcat • Gooner Killer NEVER GOON
Founding Documents ED:Help • ED:101 • ED:LULZ • ED:OATH


Disgraced Encyclopedia Dramaticians
is part of a series on
the former regimes

Corporate Shill Branch Girlvinyl • Jacknstock • Killhamster • Pink Poodle • Sheneequa • Thedreadedkettle • Zaiger • Conrad Alan Rockenhaus • Aediot • Umkemesik • MarioMario456
Unwitting Pawn Branch Blu Aardvark • BURK • Crazyconan • Ed Lolington • kale • Kazantzakis • Onideus • OtterWhiskers • Quasidan • Riboflavin • Schnookums • Tfo • ShardDax • vanff • Vermin • wattage • weev • WKD • WhiteMystery • Zenophile
Angry Patriot Ghost Branch AlGore • Andrewpants • OldDirtyBtard • Rubberduc • yiri
See Also Encyclopedia Dramatica • Epic Battle • Joseph Evers • MysteryBot • OhInternet • Sellout • Sheneequa Turns Four • The War of Zaiger Aggression
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