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Samsara
Samsara is the 169th sockpuppet of Jacknstock, who is always getting banned for mod sass since CrayolaCrime banhammered him. This Canadian fuckwit is prone to starting retarded edit wars with everyone on ED because he is a huge butt-hurt faggot. He is incredibly careful with his IP address, utilizing proxies to hide his identity, probably because he doesn't want anyone to know he lives in New Jersey, OH SHI-! After dissing loldongs on ED IRC, Sammy was banned by Caelum in the summer of 2006. He made the accounts User:AnHeroIsSpeltWrong and User:RoundHouseKickToTheFace to hide his shame, and edit war with a confirmed furry. He got banned for being an unrepentant drama llama and for incorrigible mod sass.
He edited Wikipedia under the name Anomo. Unsurprisingly, Wikipedia didn't put up with his bullshit either, and he got pwned by Jayjg for trying to run 9000 socks at once. He tried to nominate Gary Weiss for adminship [1] but this was detected as trolling and fail. However he should be remembered as being a true martyr for the lulz, for he impersonated the former ED admin Hardvice on TOW [2], and earned a community ban for his good work. (This is identical to a normal ban except with shaming) This was only after he had spammed thousands of emails to various bureaucratic fucks, disrupted the amoral ED VFD, and uploaded his mugshot the day after release from internet jail, much to MONGO's distress.
Don't quit your day job
—Samsara, Young Writers Yahoo Group |
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Samsara's early career.
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lol, Samsara loves the cock
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Reverting all of Miltopia's edits
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lol, 50.