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'''Eleanor de Freitas''' was a [[Batshit insane|mentally ill]] 23-year-old [[British]] [[Your mom|whore]] and [[prostitute]] who, after a long night of consensual [[fuck]]ing with a 36-year-old [[Rich|millionaire]] named '''Alexander Economou''' in [[2013]], decided to pull the same bullshit that every [[white]] [[woman]] does and went crying to the [[police]] to falsely accuse Alexander of [[raping]] her. Fortunately, the police weren't [[retarded]] and quickly realized that actual [[victim]]s do not typically go [[dildo]] shopping with someone who "''raped''" them the previous day. | '''Eleanor de Freitas''' (a.k.a. '''Portia Pickering''' and '''Goddess Portia''') was a [[Batshit insane|mentally ill]] 23-year-old [[British]] [[Your mom|whore]] and [[prostitute]] who, after a long night of consensual [[fuck]]ing with a 36-year-old [[Rich|millionaire]] named '''Alexander Economou''' in [[2013]], decided to pull the same bullshit that every [[white]] [[woman]] does and went crying to the [[police]] to falsely accuse Alexander of [[raping]] her. Fortunately, the police weren't [[retarded]] and quickly realized that actual [[victim]]s do not typically go [[dildo]] shopping with someone who "''raped''" them the previous day. | ||
After the charges against Alexander were dismissed, he still wanted [[Lulz|justice]] and spent a fucking boatload of his own money to prosecute Eleanor for her [[crime]]s. After being informed that [[Emma Sulkowicz|false]] [[Jackie Coakley|rape]] [[Jennifer Marie Baquing|accusers]] are not afforded the gift of [[anonymity]], Eleanor quickly began to panic. Realizing that she had absolutely no chance of [[getting away with it]] and not wanting to be [[Rape|legitimately raped]] by [[fat]] [[bulldyke]]s in a British wimminz [[prison]], Eleanor decided to finally [[DO IT FAGGOT|do the right thing]] for once in her [[No life|useless life]] and [[David Carradine|hanged]] herself in her fucking closet. | After the charges against Alexander were dismissed, he still wanted [[Lulz|justice]] and spent a fucking boatload of his own money to prosecute Eleanor for her [[crime]]s. After being informed that [[Emma Sulkowicz|false]] [[Jackie Coakley|rape]] [[Jennifer Marie Baquing|accusers]] are not afforded the gift of [[anonymity]], Eleanor quickly began to panic. Realizing that she had absolutely no chance of [[getting away with it]] and not wanting to be [[Rape|legitimately raped]] by [[fat]] [[bulldyke]]s in a British wimminz [[prison]], Eleanor decided to finally [[DO IT FAGGOT|do the right thing]] for once in her [[No life|useless life]] and [[David Carradine|hanged]] herself in her fucking closet. | ||
Following Eleanor's [[Asking for it|much deserved death]], her dumbfuck parents—whom she had previously falsely accused of [[WTF|poisoning her]] and [[Fritzl|holding her captive]]—decided to bitch about how their worthless [[cunt]] of a daughter was [[dead]] and proceeded to place blame on [[Victim|Alexander]] and CPS. | Following Eleanor's [[Asking for it|much deserved death]], her dumbfuck parents—whom she had previously falsely accused of [[WTF|poisoning her]] and [[Fritzl|holding her captive]]—decided to bitch about how their worthless [[cunt]] of a daughter was [[dead]] and proceeded to place blame on [[Victim|Alexander]] and CPS. | ||
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Revision as of 19:44, 2 July 2018
Eleanor de Freitas (a.k.a. Portia Pickering and Goddess Portia) was a mentally ill 23-year-old British whore and prostitute who, after a long night of consensual fucking with a 36-year-old millionaire named Alexander Economou in 2013, decided to pull the same bullshit that every white woman does and went crying to the police to falsely accuse Alexander of raping her. Fortunately, the police weren't retarded and quickly realized that actual victims do not typically go dildo shopping with someone who "raped" them the previous day.
After the charges against Alexander were dismissed, he still wanted justice and spent a fucking boatload of his own money to prosecute Eleanor for her crimes. After being informed that false rape accusers are not afforded the gift of anonymity, Eleanor quickly began to panic. Realizing that she had absolutely no chance of getting away with it and not wanting to be legitimately raped by fat bulldykes in a British wimminz prison, Eleanor decided to finally do the right thing for once in her useless life and hanged herself in her fucking closet.
Following Eleanor's much deserved death, her dumbfuck parents—whom she had previously falsely accused of poisoning her and holding her captive—decided to bitch about how their worthless cunt of a daughter was dead and proceeded to place blame on Alexander and CPS.
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