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Angelique DeSatanos is an [[old]] [[cunt|lady]] who pretends to be young by playing on the [[internets]] all fucking day and being a total [[whore]] in her sad attempt to [[fuck you I'm a dragon|RP]]. She is also the mother of two [[children]], and treats them like stuffed animals. She was sent to jail in December for failing to notice that her children had decided to play in traffic, after they escaped from her filth covered apartment and toddled out over a six foot fence to the freeway. | Angelique DeSatanos is an [[old]] [[cunt|lady]] who pretends to be young by playing on the [[internets]] all fucking day and being a total [[whore]] in her sad attempt to [[fuck you I'm a dragon|RP]]. She is also the mother of two [[children]], and treats them like stuffed animals. She was sent to jail in December for failing to notice that her children had decided to play in traffic, after they escaped from her filth covered apartment and toddled out over a six foot fence to the freeway. | ||
==[[PWNED]]!!== | ==[[PWNED]]!!== | ||
Revision as of 21:09, 10 May 2012
Angelique DeSatanos is an old lady who pretends to be young by playing on the internets all fucking day and being a total whore in her sad attempt to RP. She is also the mother of two children, and treats them like stuffed animals. She was sent to jail in December for failing to notice that her children had decided to play in traffic, after they escaped from her filth covered apartment and toddled out over a six foot fence to the freeway.
PWNED!!
Boy, that internet addiction can be a bitch, can't it? Today, the judge laughed in her face, sentencing her to 1 year in prison, followed by 1 year house arrest, and yet ANOTHER year of probation. The judge told her that she was retarded and that she should have learned from the other 100 times she's let her kids play in the street. Do you think she'll be able to use the internet in prison?
ZOMG PREGNANT?!
Rumor states that Nancy/Angelique is pregnant with yet ANOTHER kid, therefore proving that falling asleep post cyber sex CAN get you pregnant. Further speculation as to whether she will give up parental rights to this little crotch dropping or whether it will be snatched away remains to be seen.
External Links
Made it to Parents Behaving Badly, now that's something special right there.
WhineSpace, gone all private now
