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Alix Henriol = infected with GOTIS You can help by not giving her any attention.
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alixhenriol, self-titled "Sonic's Wife", is a 23 year old French bitch with about half a high school diploma and no job who lives amidst her own feces in her parent's attic. She is most famous for her complete obsession and devotion for a fictional character, in this case Sonic the Hedgehog. As if this wasn't enough, that cunt is also known for her extreme narcissism, borderline personality disorder and unflinching greed.
Sonic Passion
That cunt seems to have the mistaken idea that the world actually gives a shit about her utterly meaningless existence and constantly endeavors to garner attention (good or bad) for herself by ANY means necessary. But things weren't always like this, there was a time, long ago, when that cunt was simply a deluded interonaut with an extremely creepy obsession for a non-existent woodland mammal.
—Clearly the thoughts of a sane and rational being. | ||
That cunt began her proselytizing of the "toonophile religion" in the Sonic Passion forums, for which she was (and still is) administrator. She gained the reputation as being a little too devout and obsessed with this particular character, even amongst her fellow forumites. That's right, people who can honestly sit here and say that they want to be legally married to a fictional character think that she's too obsessed. This may have something to do with the fact that her site seemed to be nothing but an immense circle jerk between herself and the few other sad sad people who visited the site. Or perhaps it was her continued, almost desperate, insistence that she would die for Sonic in all sorts of disturbing ways. Regardless of the cause she soon began to drive away any but the most hardened of fans while also building herself somewhat of a fan base (which numbers somewhere between 0 and 7).
Currently Sonic Passion is a pay site and requires the investment of something like 50 bucks in order to be privy to that cunt's sexual delusions. It seems to have become less about Sonic and more about a tight cluster of very lonely men jacking off to the thought of that cunt masturbating with her Sonic dildos.
- Link to Sonic Passion
- Link to Sonic Passion yourspace
- Link to toonophile planet,a Sonic Passion clone made by that cunt's bff
I AM FAMOUS NO SRSLY I AM
That cunt's fame started back in June 26th 2005, when starring in the online article "Sonic Passion a case study on idiots". Since the article was created, that cunt craves the attention that it has naturally attracted. Craving attention means doing anything to get people to care about her, no matter what--whether it's a lap dance or a crazy rant, if you got the money, she'll give it to you. So now, she makes tons of sites about herself, takes sexy pictures, and makes everybody worship her worm infested cunt. She believes that people admire her or are jealous of her (or BOTH), everybody loves her, and soon she will be rich and famous. She doesn't seem to realize that people are laughing AT her, not WITH her.
—Yes, cunt. That's why you take so many pictures of yourself almost nude. | ||
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No GOTIS here.
Narcissistic personality disorder
Self-proclaimed Princess Queen Goddess Alix has an ego the size of Asia and firmly wants to become a billionaire since she considers herself deserving of all the money and attention of the world. She takes each one of her negative publicities as a compliment and her ego grows with whatever attention she receives, good or bad. If you were to visit her official website you could even notice that she's saved the wholeness of her deleted Youtube hater's videos, which she is now archiving as real trophies.
—And there she is, doing the complete opposite of her original intentions | ||
Her minions
The people who are willing to pay to enter Sonic Passion are, of course, batshit crazy. They are the people who seriously want to have babies with Eggman, Mario and Tetris blocks. They are willing to defend that cunt's reputation no matter what, even in the face of undeniable proof of her greed, attention whoring, and general bitchness. One of her biggest fans is a man known as PaulandAmy, a sonic fag in his twenties and still having sexual fantasies about a per-pubescent hedgehog. Also notable, is that Alix Hernriol has a fanpage on Facebook, where people talk about their feelings towards her and answer questions she asks. Be sure to visit there and link them to this educational page that shows how they can better the world around them.
Real?
It has been debated whether that cunt is really a nutcase, or is just starving for attention. The way she gets naked so easily and begs for money points to her just being an attention whore. Once upon a time, years ago, she loved Sonic (or at least that's what she claimed). But now, she just wants your attention and money --she wants to be a somebody, to be famous. A few years from now, she'll be a crackwhore, still dreaming of becoming a movie star and/or a magazine cover whore.
—That cunt | ||
—That cunt | ||
—That cunt isn't the furry queen anymore. | ||
Robophile quotes
—Toonophile Paul Rhodes. If you tell him Amy is fictional,he'll sue you. His wife is his religion. | ||
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Rule 34 and fanart
See Also
External Links
- The article that started her fame.
- Her website.
- Other website.
- Her e-mail
Her MySpace- Her YouTube
Her Facebook- Her fans' Facebook.
Twitter- Bebo
- Shitty Alix merchandise.
- Dox here.
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