WTFchan

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wtfchan

Foundation	May 12, 2007
Major Boards	/b/, /wtf/, /i/, /jb/
Epic Wins	Heather, HackThisSite
Website	wtfchan.org

WTFchan is managed by a collective of /b/tards, hackers and exiles from Hack This Site. They are famous for exploiting a 14 year old camwhore known as Heather by making her rub tomatoes, hot sauce, bread and cottage cheese on her budding nipples. One of the more notable staff members, known online as wired, has recently received word from Kage that he may soon be v&. In spite of this, he continues to harass and exploit the camwhore.

He is openly in love with pacifico, a 16 year old NAMBLA member and fag who takes shits while visible on stickam. These two have had a long relationship over the past 6 years, even corresponded once while the younger one was in a juvenile drug rehabilitation facility called Sorenson's Ranch.

Pacifico is known amongst WTFchan and NetCollect users alike as the de facto harbinger of v&. There is currently an active betting pool concerning the exact date at which the partyvan will arrive at his doorstep.

Despite his vehement denials, Pacifico is a 16 year old kid who will do nearly anything on camera when assured that lulz will ensue, because of his addiction to said 4chan. This includes, though is not limited to: shoving plungers up his ass, drinking rubbing alcohol, showing his hairy Jew ass when conversation begins to become dull, performing sexual acts on stuffed Pokemon and making jenkem on camera.

Xtrecate is another staff member who hangs out with kids on IRC for the lulz. He is known to be constantly drunk and high on crystal meth amphetamine (d-methamphetamine) that he obtains legally though a prescription which he obtained while purchasing cheap vodka from an alley in downtown Miami.

“   <wired> just because I exploit teens on cam, does not make me a pedo.   „     —The pedo himself     “   <pacifico> a hole is a hole.   „     —pacifico on the anatomical differences between men and women     “   <Heather> im not a whore at all just because i am on the internet   „     —14 year old cam whore     “   <zbc> i drunk some hand sanitizer and my fingers tingled so i got naked and violated myself with a tampon repeatedly on a public webcam. my mom was watchin tv. u know, kickin it.   „     —heather recounting her best memories     “   <straus> hopefully he doesnt lose his ability to write code. he was already shitty at perl, god forbid he get any worse   „     —straus on wired's dangerous glue habit     “   <Jejus> I only use 4chan in my browser.   „     —From the gang called Niggaz With Attitudes Previous Quote | Next Quote

See Also

• Chanapocalypse
• Skiddie
• Hack This Site

External Links

• WTFchan
• NetCollect
• Kage
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