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STEP THE FUCK OFF! JaSonic looks like shit but it is NOT a {{crapstub}}. It is a work in progress! If you require assistance beefing up this article, then hit up the experts on our IRC.
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JaSonic, also known as JaSonic1977, is a Sonic the Hedgehog obsessed 37-year-old plushophilic furfaggot aspie from Lasalle, Quebec. Alongside Chris-Chan and Alix Henriol, JaSonic is one of the most autistic people on the planet. In fact, this man is so obsessed with Sonic, that he regularly bones various Sonic plushies, including a semen-encrusted plushie from 1993 that has become so synonymous with autism on the internet that everyone and their grandmother has to have seen that picture by now.
Early Postings
JaSonic first began posting pictures of his devotion to Sonic on the autistic internet cesspool back around 2007, give or take a year or two. His first few postings were nothing out of the ordinary, but things began to get weird when he began posting pictures of his "love making sessions" to his DeviantArt. Soon enough, various DeviantArt users began to take offense to his posts. One thing led to another, and after a few short years, JaSonic's DA was terminated in early 2009. Unfortunately for us, JaSonic has kept on pounding away at his Sonic plushies five years after his DA was shown the door.
Recent Shenanigans
Recently, JaSonic's jizz-sessions have been leaked from private websites onto more well-known sites. This unfortunately means that us sane internet users had to be exposed to the horrors that are this man's genitals. He has also been spotted discussing plushies with socially awkward fuckwits online, including other plushophiles and even bronies.
Life Outside of Furfaggotry
JaSonic, against all reasonable odds, somehow managed to lay down a job working as a DJ at a center for the mentally disabled. How he managed to get his yiff-stained hands on a job, we have no idea, but the important thing is, he's contributing to society- oh who the fuck are we kidding? This man's going to die alone and we all know it.
Second Life
in the early hours of april fools day 2022 AD in a den of lulz known as "The Hive", The hijinks of this furfaggot came to light as a few oldfags were reminiscing about Gabe Newell fucking a stuffed raccoon, this particular gif reminded one of the oldfags of JaSonic. It quickly became known that JaSonic was active on Second Life which i'm sure isn't surprising to anyone reading this at all. the idea of a raid was formulated, and we went all out. The guy who had dealt with him in the past went on a secret mission deep into the bowels of depravity, a second life club known as "Amara's Unholy Darkness" (Amara (77, 154, 4000) quite a fitting name for such a place. armed with the classic sanic the hedgehawg griefer avatar albeit with a broken skin and some very harsh words for JaSonic his Holy Crusade of anti-furfag/pedophile retribution begun.
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