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Ben Moynihan (born c. 1996) was a [[Old people|gerontophilic]] teen who went berserk at Portsmouth in 2014. Like the half-kike half-chink Elliot Rodger, he also carried out his attack out of revenge against the fact that he was an omega male in 2014. However, his Caucasian chimpout proved to be unsuccessful, as he only stabbed three people and all of the old hags he stabbed survived. Ultimately, on March 6, 2015, he was found guilty of three counts of attempted murder and was sentenced to 21 years in prison. Luckily for him, had he been an American, he would have likely served a life sentence without any possibility of parole, and he would have also met [[Bubba]]. | Ben Moynihan (born c. 1996) was a [[Old people|gerontophilic]] teen who went berserk at Portsmouth in 2014. Like the half-[[kike]] half-[[chink]] [[Elliot Rodger]], he also carried out his attack out of revenge against the fact that he was an omega male in 2014. However, his Caucasian chimpout proved to be unsuccessful, as he only stabbed three people and all of the old hags he stabbed survived. Ultimately, on March 6, 2015, he was found guilty of three counts of attempted murder and was sentenced to 21 years in prison. Luckily for him, had he been an [[American]], he would have likely served a life sentence without any possibility of parole, and he would have also met [[Bubba]]. | ||
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<span style="font-size:12pt;">'''Constabulary'''</span> | |||
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| Ben Moynihan | |
| Nationality: | British 
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| Highscore | Hell no |
| Top 50? | Nope. |
| Style | Knife only |
| An Hero? | No |
| Motive | Incel rage & autism |
Ben Moynihan (born c. 1996) was a gerontophilic teen who went berserk at Portsmouth in 2014. Like the half-kike half-chink Elliot Rodger, he also carried out his attack out of revenge against the fact that he was an omega male in 2014. However, his Caucasian chimpout proved to be unsuccessful, as he only stabbed three people and all of the old hags he stabbed survived. Ultimately, on March 6, 2015, he was found guilty of three counts of attempted murder and was sentenced to 21 years in prison. Luckily for him, had he been an American, he would have likely served a life sentence without any possibility of parole, and he would have also met Bubba.
His letters
Graded Score
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| Kill count: | 0/20 All three elderly victims survived |
| Accuracy: | 2/20 Stab in better areas, kid |
| Style: | 0/20 Nothing original, just a 17-year-old Elliot Rodger wannabe |
| Butthurt: | 2/20 Only news exclusive to Britain |
| Bonus: | 5/20 Omega male stabber |
| Total score: 9/100 (Z+) | |
Wanted Level:
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Constabulary
See also
- Elliot Rodger
- Thomas Watt Hamilton - An omega male that went on a school killing spree in the mid 1990s
- Chris Harper-Mercer
- Old people
- Incel
- Alex Hribal
- Generation Z
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