Miriam Weeks

Miriam Weeks = infected with GOTIS You can help by not giving her any attention.

How to stop Miriam Weeks from talking.

Now that Miriam Weeks has become the most famous Duke University skank since Crystal Gail Mangum, we have ourselves quite a "teachable moment" for other wannabe sluts thinking about doing porn (as Belle Knox) over Xmas break. Here are some lessons Miriam Weeks really shoulda followed...

Lessons for Being a College Pornslut without being outted like Belle Knox / Miriam Weeks

Lesson #1: DON'T expect to remain anonymous if you have a JewSchnoz and MidgetTits

So Miriam Weeks thought she had the perfect plan: choose a pseudonym (Belle Knox), guzzle some jizz on-camera over Winter Break, get paid, and return! What could possibly go wrong?

Well, plenty, if you have a very recognizable profile like Miriam Weeks:

Yeah...no local Duke porn-spanker could ever recognize HER!

So before long, Dukesters were spreading the word about Miriam Weeks spreading her legs. As expected, the doods on the Duke Board at CollegiateACB were quick on the draw:

(BTW, googling the quote leads to this Miriam Weeks blogpoast decrying, lol, rape!)

Needless to say, this lead to Miriam Weeks being recognized pretty much everywhere on campus. Which prompted her next fuckup:

Lesson #2: If you're being recognized on campus, DON'T go whining to teh media

This should be OBVIOUS (if not, just google Streisand Effect). But apparently Miriam Weeks' regular ingestion of cum interfered with her thinking...

As a result, Miriam thought she could whine like a butthurt bitch to the media...

• I'm The Duke University Freshman Porn Star And For The First Time I'm Telling The Story In My Words (lol, Miriam Weeks)
• Portrait of a porn star: Duke freshman stands behind her alter-ego (lol Miriam Weeks)

...and she thought she could remain ANONYMOUS in all this! And IMMUNE FROM CRITICISM:

Lesson #3 If you're outed as a pornslut IRL, then it's time to STFU and GTFO of North Carolina

It remains to be seen if Miriam Weeks follows this last bit of advice, but it's probably too late anyway. But Miriam Weeks has a PLAN!

	“	I hope to major in Women Studies and Sociology, and someday be a lawyer! I am a member of Duke's Moot Court, Duke Human Rights Student Advisory Board, and on the Executive Board of Duke Second Languages in Action. In my free time I enjoy sleeping, eating Milanos, and perusing Netflix.	„
	—Miriam Weeks

From a pornstar to a lawyer! Now there's a short career hop! Then again, Miriam might just be better off seeking a sugar daddy...

THAT'S the ticket!

MORE about Belle Knox / Miriam Weeks

Since Belle Knox (Miriam Weeks) has persisted in being an attention whore since her outing, it's time to give the slut what she wants--and dump ALL the dirt on her!

LOL, Belle Knox (Miriam Weeks) HATES the UK Daily Mail for Exposing the TRUTH

Truth HURTS, doesn't it, Miriam?

Since the American media is full of beta manginas, the truth about Belle Knox (Miriam Weeks) had to cum from across the pond...

• 19 March: Daily Mail publicizes Miriam Weeks' nasty CUTTING habit

• 19 March: Daily Mail reveals Miriam Weeks' narcissistic ego

• 17 March: Daily Mail reveals that Miriam Weeks has watched porn since age 12...Parents unavailable for comment

• 10 March: Daily Mail exposes that Miriam Weeks lied when she said her family had "no problem" with her pornwhoring

• 6 March: Daily Mail becums first publication to OUT Belle Knox as Miriam Weeks

Stay on the story, dapper chaps: just follow the money...and the coke...and the jizz dripping from Miriam's busted ass.

lol, Belle Knox (Miriam Weeks) is NOT popular with her family

Cheapskate Dr. Kevin A. Weeks is now wishing he'd paid for his whore daughter's tuition at Duke...

Daddy seeing a movie on how much cock fits in his daughter's ass.

	“	Welcome home from Afghanistan, daddy. I'm a porn star!	„
	—Miriam Weeks tells Dr. Kevin A. Weeks of her "Empowerment"

It's not surprising that a narcissist like Belle Knox (Miriam Weeks) is an effortless liar. What's amazing is that she thought the media would never check her story...

At first, Miriam attention whored by telling the press that her family was totally fine with her coke-fueled pornwhoring, as an outtake from dickhead Piers Morgan's interview showed:

• "It's my daddy's (Dr. Kevin A. Weeks (Spokane, WA)) fault I have to do porn! He wouldn't pay my tuition at Duke...instead, my cheapass father told me to take a full scholarship at Vanderbilt University. It wasn't fair! His fault! WAHHHHHHHH!!!"
• "My mommy (Harcharan Weeks) is Indian, so she read me the Kama Sutra...and taught me to suck cock for money. Every time I get a semen-blast in the face, I say, 'Mommy, thank you for teaching me so well!')

	“	When I was 5 years old and beginning to discover the wonders of my body, my mother (Harcharan Weeks), completely horrified, told me that if I masturbated, my vagina would fall off.	„
	—Miriam Weeks, writing about how she became a whore in XoJane

• "My older sister (Anita R. Weeks) also went to Gonzaga Prep, so she can also deepthroat a zucchini and take an assfucking like a champ! Can't wait for my sis (Anita Rachel Weeks) to join me in some girl-on-girl action!"
• "My brother (Paul Weeks) is a freak like me--who knows, maybe he's already spanked it to one of my films!"

And then came the epic lulz when her OWN FAMILY threw the lying cokewhore under the bus:

	“	This is a tragedy in the family....There’s no way they could have known this was going on. It’s terrible...This is a nightmare what the family are going through.	„
	—Amanda Minor-Weeks, exposing Miriam as a worthless liar

And the lulz just get better from here: little Miriam may soon be returning home with her assfucked tail between her legs, begging mommy Harcharan and daddy Kevin for forgiveness--since it's quickly becoming clear that she SUCKS as a porn "actress":

Belle Knox / Miriam Weeks is NOT popular on the pornset

No surprise that this spoiled rich cunt would end up unable to "play well with others"...even other pornwhores!

	“	-Belle Knox (Miriam Weeks) is actually a very tyrannical and rude person towards the performers and industry workers on most of her sets. This week after her Piers Morgan interview, Knox cried on set when she found out her scene partner was “so disgusting and too old” for her tastes, fearing her friends in school would make fun of her if she worked with this person…yet, she did do the scene. In fact, Knox had approved that “disgusting and old” partner days before! The very next day Knox showed up to set several hours late to “sleep in” as if she were on vacation from school, and then refused to do a blowjob scene correctly with another girl in fear of sharing her saliva. Yet, according to Knox’s interview with Piers Morgan, this makes her feel “empowered and totally freeing.” I didn’t know making other performers feel “rape-y” so one could get college money was empowering or freeing (Belle Noire) -@AndreaGarVar no, Belle Knox lied. Thats why this is so upsetting. She cried on set yesterday bc @StevenStCroix1 was "too old" yet did the scene -@AndreaGarVar today Belle Knox complained on set about saliva. Saliva!? And had to baby wipe the cock each time after the other girl sucked it -@StevenStCroix1 Just worked with @BelleKnox. Apparently Duke has gone from Division 1 to Division Lame.#BlueDevilcheerleaders please save porn!! Cum2LA! -@BelleNoirexxx I just worked with her... gahh.. barf.. never again..	„
	—Tweets from various pornpeeps, exposing Belle Knox (Miriam Weeks) as, lol, UNPROFESSIONAL

That's gotta bite the Big One, right? Judged by PORNSLUTS? Guess Miriam had better keep her day job...oh, wait...

Belle Knox / Miriam Weeks is a CUTTER, lol!

No surprise that this chick would be pretty fucked up, right?

	“	The girl is a cutter and certainly has had some serious mental issues in her not to distant past. This degrading life altering behavior maybe a continuation of self degradation. and abuse.	„
	—Don PI TX

	“	Modeling photos, taken shortly before Belle Knox (Miriam Weeks) began her porn career, clearly show ugly cutting marks on the porn star’s thighs. Most worrisome is the word 'FAT', carved into her skin of her left thigh.	„
	—UK Daily Mail (19 March 2014)

	“	It's still unknown whether Miriam's "F-A-T" scar refers to her ass or her JewSchnoz	„

Belle Knox / Miriam Weeks loves her DRUGS, lol

• lol, Coke Orgy

Yep, them Duke fratboys love that skank, Miriam Weeks...almost as much as Miriam Weeks loves her a COKE-ORGY...

	“	Okay I'll do the cliff'ed version because I need to turn in a paper in like 2 hours (Duke professors/workload of peace): - Guy in my fraternity reaches out to her on FB, gets her number, let's call him brother #1 - They start texting, she's a huge sloot makes inappropriate comments all the time, they agree that she'll come over the next day so that 'they can watch her new scene together hehe ' - Girl comes to over to our section (like a poverty frat house on campus), doesn't drink, is actually really awkward and generally hides away in brother #1's room and then leaves within a few hours - Apparently brother #1 gets head from her but she refuses to kiss him (wot?) - Girl apparently wants to have a 3-some with another guy in our fraternity ("because she always wanted to get double teamed"), brother #1 begins showing her potential candidates, she chooses one (who will now be brother #2) - Next day they are hanging out and they make a deal to get brother #1 some coke for them to share, brother #2, the guy she had chosen for the 3-some, has some and so they decide that she'll go blow him in exchange for the drugs (wot?) - Brother #1 and the girl are also apparently going out at this point as boyfriend and girlfriend (wot?) - Girl goes over to brother #2's room (with the drugs who she wanted to have a 3-some with) and blows him for the coke...and then has sex with him for free; does not tell brother #1 this, goes back to his room right after - More kiss-less blowjobs for brother #1 over the next week - Brother #2 on the other hand is banging her on the side - Brother #1 finds out, ****storm ensues, girl lol's at everyone involved cuts contact and is now allegedly banging some 6'4" broadcaster from the football team (srs) and hooking up with some kinda weird/hot feminist girls (wot?), possible at the same time Frat life of peace.	„
	—Duke FratBoi

• lol, Ecstasy

Before she tried to delete fucking everything, Miriam Weeks' Facebook URL was revealed as idropthatthunthun, a slang term for doing Ecstasy

• lol, Miriam Weeks (hearts) Mary Jay

Not that anyone gives a shit nowadays, but...

Belle Knox / Miriam Weeks is NOT popular at Duke University

So many Duke students were OUTTED surfing Belle Knox porn on their Facebooks that they started a new club: Alex Antezana (Duke University), Courtney Bell (Durham, NC), John Broadbent (Duke University), Autumn Stele Carter (Duke University), Michael Charles (Duke University Laboratory of NeuroGenetics), Jack Clark (Durham, NC), Daniel DeShields (Duke University), Sheila Janardhan, Lauren Fox (Durham, NC), Tyler Fredricks (Durham, NC), Jake Grusd (Durham, NC), Emily Hack (Duke University), Rachel Hadassah (Duke University Global Health Institute), Savanna Hershman (Duke University), Manda Hufstedler (Duke University Annual Fund), Seth Johnson (Peer Tutoring Program (Duke University)), [http://collegiateacb.com/schools/viewtopic.php?f=102&t=55683 Daniel Kort (Duke University), Christopher Lafargue (Durham, NC), Shannon Leigh (Durham, NC), Adam Lemon (Duke University), Ruby Elizabeth Reed (Duke University), Michael Lewis (Duke University), Mila Tsilya Liakhovitser (Duke University), Tierney Maray (Duke University), John Marcus (Duke University), Natalie Markowitz (Duke University), Fiona McCrossin (Duke Lemur Center (Duke University)), Hud Mellencamp (Duke Football), Micailey Metcalf, Larry Moneta (Duke University), David Monroe (Durham, NC), Shannon Moyer (Durham, NC), Grant Oakley (Duke University), Sai Panguluri (Durham, NC), Anna Quian (Duke University), Lillie Reed (Duke University), Morgan Rebecca Schultz (Duke Annual Fund), Pallavi Shankar (Durham, NC), Roma Sonik (Duke University), David Stringer (Duke University), Daniel Strunk (Duke Law School), Jacob Tobia (Duke University), Taylor Turkeltaub (Duke Community Consulting), Natascha Uhlmann (Duke University), Dmitry Vagner (Durham, NC), Jessica Van Meir (Duke University), Jailene Vazquez (Duke University), Joe Vosburgh (Duke University)...

Needless to say, most Duke students are not pleased by the dirt Miriam Weeks is sloshing on the Duke reputation. D-bags have chimed in routinely at CollegiateACB with such screeds as:

• Miriam claims poverty, but if you google her home address, u find it's a $420K house wtf?
• Word is that the Duke porn star (Miriam Weeks) is a coke-head
• so Duke freshman porn star Belle Knox is an ESCORT too?
• Fuckyoubelle
• Just when I though Belle couldn't get any dumber...she blames Duke for the scandal
• Miriam Weeks -- Get out of Duke
• There should be a betting pool to predict when Belle Knox drops out of Duke...
• Belle Knox found dead of OD!
• What I hate most about Belle Knox
• U.K Daily Mail exposes Miriam's LIES
• PETITION TO EXPEL BELLE KNOX!
• Belle Knox unliked by other porn stars on set
• Betting Pool: When does Belle Knox end up in rehab/psychward?

If Miriam ever actually returns to the Duke campus, this section will surely grow longer--like a dick in Miriam's gaping mouth.

TIMELINE of the Belle Knox / Miriam Weeks clusterfuck

It's just a matter of time before this dumbcunt crashes and burns...so, for posterity's sake, here are the main dates on this trainwreck, Belle Knox (Miriam Weeks)

• May 26, 2013-- Miriam Weeks graduates from Gonzaga Preparatory School in Spokane Washington...within days, she'll start seeking johns (aka sugardaddies) online...

• Summer 2013--Miriam Weeks places ad on CitySex, seeing "generous" men to tour her va-jay-jay

• Late Autumn 2013--Miriam Weeks (calling herself "Belle Knox" for the frist time...) places nude pix at MatrixModels, signalling her availability to suck cock on camera the day after Christmas...

• Winter Break 2013-14--Miriam Weeks, um, "performs" in numerous films as Belle Knox

• January 10, 2014--Coked up and drunk, Miriam Weeks lets slip (to HERO Thomas Bagley) that she is doing porn as Belle Knox

• January 16, 2014--Campus whispers surface online at the Duke-room of CollegiateACB, in a thread called "Freshman PornStar"...and Miriam Weeks is outted as Belle Knox

• February 7, 2014--"I found out a girl in our freshman class is a pornstar," reports some douchebag to Collegfessions, "I've now made it my goal to fuck her before I graduate. (signed) Duke University"

• February 14-21, 2014--In a moronic attempt to 'un-out' herself on campus, Miriam Weeks attention whores to idiots at the Duke Chronicle and XOJane. Miriam Weeks INSISTS that neither publication reveal her pornname, Belle Knox.

• February 22, 2014--Miriam Weeks is OUTED as Belle Knox on CollegiateACB, AutoAdmit, and Encyclopedia_Dramatica...Miriam Weeks, foiled in her stoopid attempt to delete fucking everything proceeds to shit her pants. Oh, and her family gets outed, too....

• February 28, 2014--Belle Knox / Miriam Weeks / Duke University Porn Star is profiled at KnowYourMeme

• March 5, 2014--Time Magazine LOLs at Miriam Weeks' claims that her whoring represents "feminist empowerment"

• March 6, 2014--In the wake of tales of Miriam Weeks (Belle Knox) doing coke and skipping classes, a pool arises for when Miriam Weeks will officially withdraw from Duke

• March 9, 2014--Belle Knox (real name Miriam Weeks) jumps shark on Facebook

• March 10, 2014--Miriam Weeks' lies about family and finances are exposed by the UK Daily Mail

• March 11, 2014--News emerges that Belle Knox (Miriam Weeks) is burning bridges with other pornstars. A newspaper from Miriam Weeks' hometown (Spokane, WA) runs an article on the "2013 Gonzaga Prep graduate"

• March 12-13, 2014--The Washington Post and Los Angeles Times report what everybody already knew: that the self-cutting cokehead Miriam Weeks is fucked in the head

• March 17, 2014--Petitions for Miriam Weeks' expulsion from Duke gain traction.

	“	If I were Miriam Weeks' dad, I'd be chomping down on a cyanide capsule	„
	—Dr. Drew March 18

• March 18, 2014--Belle Knox (Miriam Weeks) dances to "Cherry Pie" at HeadQuarters Club in Manhattan. Afterward, Miriam gives patrons head in exchange for quarter-grams. Shameful slut Miriam Weeks continues whining about being "slut-shamed", pitches tantrum when asked 'condescending' questions by media, finally admits 'regret' over Facial Abuse rapeporn

• March 19, 2014--UK Daily Mail outs Miriam Weeks as a psycho cutter; Miriam pitches shitfit on Twitter

• March 19, 2014--Wikipedia deletes Belle Knox

• March 19-20, 2014--Lying cokewhore Miriam Weeks can't get her story straight on whether she's returning to Duke University.

• March 17-21, 2014--Despite telling Piers Morgan on March 6th that she was only leaving Duke "for a few days...for safety reasons," Miriam Weeks spends yet another week playing the Attention Whore, then telling a reporter that she's not returning to Duke until the meanie death threateners go away.

MOAR TO CUM!!!1

Gallery of a stupid fucking whore

• 
  Belle Knox: The Final Chapter
• 
  Daddy Doctor Weeks can't WAIT to teach Miriam a LESSON
• 
  Doing porn is a lot of fun....
• 
  When you're a man, that is.
• 
  Attention Whores cry when they're denied attention
• 
  Miriam Weeks attractive? Sure, if you like...
• 
  This man clearly knows his memes.
• 
  Camera-man "brush that cum out of your stringy ass hair"
• 
  What did u just say to me, you bish?
• 
  So empowering, remember, she's the one holding the cock here.
• 
  Do I have to choke a bitch?!
• 
  The one way she'll STFU.
• 
  Oh yeah, this definitely beats flipping burgers.
• 
  And its not like theres a long shelf-life on the web for these videos.
• 
  Normal girls take selfies with duckface. Miriam takes them with cock in her face.
• 
  She'll even eat the pussy, just as long as you pay her
• 
  Look how I planned to pass university, daddy
• 
  How she planned on passing gymnastics
• 
  Wow, she can actually come dressed?
• 
  The clothes almost jump off Miriam, she is that much of a whore
• 
  Always sleep in the nude, so she is ready for cock at all times
• 
  Cuffs is the only way she will stop dual-fisting her own ass
• 
  How she pays for groceries
• 
  Even by hugging she will transfer the STD's to the guy
• 
  Cuffs hide the cuts
• 
  Not wearing pants, obviously
• 
  click here for the full video
• 
  Biology 101

External Links

•  Her Twitter Go here to ask her out for a date. She puts out as long as you pay.
• Her Tumblr Because what the world needs are more nude pictures of stupid sluts
• Belle Knox Outed (as Miriam Weeks); Porn Star's Real Name, Troubled Past Revealed
• Photos that show that 18-year-old Duke porn star Belle Knox (Miriam Weeks) is a cutter who gets 'aroused' by hurting herself (UK Daily Mail)
• LOL, Miriam Weeks is SO MAD at UK Daily Mail
• Belle Knox (Miriam Weeks) claims she'll need SECURITY GUARD at Duke
• Duke Porn Star (Belle Knox real name Miriam Weeks) isn't as empowered as she claims (Time Magazine)
• Miriam Weeks petition to expel Duke student. Garbage now thrown at her.
• Of Sluts and Daughters and Tuition Costs (Dr. Kevin Weeks)
• Scrutinized Duke student and porn actress is 2013 Gonzaga Prep graduate (Spokane Spokesman-Review)
• Family exposes Miriam Weeks lies
• Belle Knox unliked by other porn stars on set
• If Porn Is Not Shameful, Why Doesn’t Duke University Freshman Miriam Weeks Use Her Real Name?
• Miriam Weeks blames Duke and cheapass daddy (Dr. Kevin A. Weeks) for doing porn
• Duke Porn Star dot CUM (Miriam Weeks) (Belle Knox)
• Miriam Weeks nudepix (as Belle Knox)
• Miriam Weeks (Belle Knox) vids COMPLETE SET links
• Belle Knox / Miriam Weeks on KnowYourMeme
• Link to Miriam Weeks' movie, "Facial Abuse"
• /*\ NUDE PIX OF MIRIAM WEEKS (DUKE U. FRESHMAN) /*\
• Miriam Weeks wants YOU to be her sugardaddy!
• OFFICIAL BELLE KNOX (DUKE U) OUTTING THREAD
• Porn Chick (Belle Knox)pleads poverty, so how did 'rents afford Gonzaga Preparatory School?
• Proudly on eFukt as 'the feminist chick', getting fucked to hell and humiliated like the stupid whore she is.

See Also

• Women
• Feminism
• Social Justice
• Porn

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