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'''Graal''' is a [[Video games| game]] which is [[Lie| completely and totally original]] and not the [[crap| rip off of]] a [[Zelda]] game from the early [[1990s|90s]]. It was created by [[Nazis| Germans]] to [[Pedophilia |seduce]] [[13-year old boys| preteens]]. | '''Graal''' is a [[Video games| game]] which is [[Lie| completely and totally original]] and not the [[crap| rip off of]] a [[Zelda]] game from the early [[1990s|90s]]. It was created by [[Nazis| Germans]] to [[Pedophilia |seduce]] [[13-year old boys| preteens]]. | ||
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Graal is a game which is completely and totally original and not the rip off of a Zelda game from the early 90s. It was created by Germans to seduce preteens.
Hacks
Once upon a time people cared about this game enough to create hacks for it. However, these days, no one even logs onto it, including the admins and hax0rs.
Guilds
Like many other MMORPGs (You can't call it an MMORPG when the most people ever online is less than 100), Graal has guilds. However, unlike other MMOs, Graal's guilds are unfunny and not a source of great lulz. This is probably because the game itself is shit.
Servers
Some argue there are more than three servers. However, these people are retarded. Of the many players who long on, all but seven log on Zodiac, Unholy Nation, and Era.
Zodiac
Zodiac can best be described as what would World of Warcraft look like if it was scripted by five year olds? The answer.
Unholy Nation
A spot to pick up jailbait. Aside from that, see shit nobody cares about.
Era
Have you ever played GTA? If not, it can best be summarized as an average day for a nigger. Era is like that, but even moar fun. This is probably because you can't actually steal anything and it is in 2D.
Purpose of the Game
After carefully observing these creatures in their own environment, the only conclusion as the the actually purpose of this game is to:
- 1. Log on.
- 2. Mass Message the Server about your day.
- 3. Idle to turn your name yellow. Really.
- 4. Complain about how bad the game is.
- 5. Complain about how bad all other games are.
- 6. Pick a fight.
- 7. Pause mid-fight.
- 8. ????
- 9. PROFIT!!!
TL;DR
TL;DR the game is a 2D Zelda shaped IRC.
The Players
Account: SwimChao Nickname: Streety Description of player: The whitest black kid you ever did see.
Links
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