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Revision as of 00:45, 1 November 2024
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| Feng Wanhai and Jiang Liming | |
| Nationality: | Chinese 
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| Highscore | Killed 32, injured 16 |
| Top 50? | 24th |
| Style | FPS, Co-Op |
| An Hero? | One killed by police, other an hero'd |
The Zhaodong Massacre was an act of mass trolling that occurred on the night of November 18th 1995 in the city of Zhaodong, Heilongjiang, China. 26 year-old Feng Wanhai and 22 year-old Jiang Liming, decided they are both butthurt by past trollings by their neighbors and peers, decided to go Natural Born Killers (fag version) on them, except they are not teenagers, dont't listen to goth music, and aren't edgelords.
Background
Jiang was basically a poor as shit drug dealer that supplied his shit to local pharmacies in exchange for teh monehz, then got his "stuff" seized by police. Apparently while it was illegal, the cops didn't give a single fuck since locals supplying illicit drugs was basically "normal" and something practically every pharmacy was doing at the time, but Zhaodong's health director and vice director wanted the shit to end so the legal pharmacies could make moar money. So now Jiang is pissed since now he can't make some moneyz for him and his family and his whole lifes outlook is now ACAB, and hates the head of the police of the city.
Feng only knew Jiang a little, one day he and 2 of his chink buddies got into a bar fight with another man which injured the fuck out of him. Zhou Shoufang, the head of police who also had Jiang's druggies taken, sent his goons to do his dirty work and had all three arrested. But out of the generosity and kindness of his heart, he instead allowed them to pay a fine instead of 9,000 yuan, which they paid. But 3 days later they were to pay another 7,000 yuan since the injured fuckers condition was getting worse. Feng, who worked as a taxi driver, was unable to pay the fine and fled. Zhou ordered his car to be taken as payment. Fengs brother tried to negotiate the car back saying it was the whole family's car, not Feng's. Zhou was willing to give the car back, but like he did to Feng, he made his family pay a fine also, 1,200 yuan. But Fengs family could only produce 1,000 yuan, and thus Zhou denied them the car. Feng would grow to hate Zhou, and his 2 chink friends even though the niggas didn't du nothing to him and were on his side. While on the run, in July of 95 he became closer with Jiang and the two devised a plan to get back at soceity.
Despite it being hard as fuck to get guns legally in Chingchongland, Jiangs family owned a double barreled shotgun, which was a good start, except one thing, Feng didn't have a gun of his own. So like any good friend, he managed to illegally get Feng a .22lr smoothbore rifle along with 200 rounds of ammo for said gun. Next they bought 300 rounds for the shotgun, and practiced shooting their guns in the mountains for a week like Eric and Dylan. Next, they wrote up a list of niggers that wronged them (or so they think) and decide to set the lulz into action.
Massacre
TL;DR: It was basically the IRL version of GTA Online, breaking into "targets" homes and killing them, killing people in the streets, robbing and killing passers-by, and joyriding in Jiang's jeep, before they got into a shootout with responding police, Feng being shot and killed while changing cover, and Jiang deciding to commit an hero after being injured in the fight.
In the end, they killed most of their perceived "enemies" on their list along with some random's, killing a total of 32 and injuring 16, which is quite impressive for using just a double barreled shotgun and a shitty .22lr rifle.
Graded Score
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| Kills: | 32/20 |
| Accuracy: | 16/20 16 wounded |
| Style: | 15/20 |
| Butthurt: | 20/20 China's worst mass shooting |
| Bonus: | 20/20 Ultimate form of "revenge" |
| Total score: 103/100 (A++) | |
Wanted Level:
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