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Routh is a | Routh is a failed American patriot born in 1966 located in Guilford County, North Cocklina. For most of his miserable life, he was a resident of [[fart|Greensboro]]. He later ran a roofing business. By 1988, Routh was married and had given three births to two fags and one bitch, at least one of his sons [https://people.com/ryan-routh-son-oran-routh-child-pornography-charges-8717544 jacks off to CP]. Routh divorced his wife in 2003 because she knows Routh is mentally retarded during the whole family relationship. None of them talked to him ever again after he became a CIA operative. | ||
Routh fought and chased a suspected rapist in 1991. For confronting the suspect, he was honored as an hero and awarded a "Law Enforcement Oscar" by the Greensboro IUPA. What motives our 90s "hero" to become a failure [[republican]] simps today is unknown. Probably brainrot he watched on YouTube. | Routh fought and chased a suspected rapist in 1991. For confronting the suspect, he was honored as an hero and awarded a "Law Enforcement Oscar" by the Greensboro IUPA. What motives our 90s "hero" to become a failure [[republican]] simps today is unknown. Probably brainrot he watched on YouTube. | ||
Routh's position on geopolitics can be deduced by figuring out the US Department of State's positions, from the Ukraine war to Trump hate, Routh swallows their positions hook line and sinker without fail. Despite allegedly having no money for alimony or child support, he has a home in Hawaii and jets to all the CIA fun sites, including his favorite, Ukraine, where he was involved with [[VolunteersForUkraine]]. Unfortunately he even failed at dying there, so we get to look at his ugly gob, and that of his pedo-son, Oran Routh. | |||
==Before the Day of the Stump== | ==Before the Day of the Stump== | ||
Revision as of 21:31, 26 September 2024
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Conspiracy Alert The subject of this article is the victim of a massive conspiracy by the Social Mafia. You should trust noone and come to your own conclusions after careful consideration of the facts. |
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| Born | February 18, 1966 (58 years old) |
| Nationality: | Americunt 
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| Highscore | Killed 0, injured 0 |
| Top 50? | You serious? |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| An Hero? | No, v& |
Ryan Wesley Routh was another victim of CIA experiments, like the guy who tried to assassinate Trump just 2 months earlier. After their previous Trump assassination attempt failed, they thought "why not do it again?"; except this time it failed even harder than their previous attempt.
Personal Life
Routh is a failed American patriot born in 1966 located in Guilford County, North Cocklina. For most of his miserable life, he was a resident of Greensboro. He later ran a roofing business. By 1988, Routh was married and had given three births to two fags and one bitch, at least one of his sons jacks off to CP. Routh divorced his wife in 2003 because she knows Routh is mentally retarded during the whole family relationship. None of them talked to him ever again after he became a CIA operative.
Routh fought and chased a suspected rapist in 1991. For confronting the suspect, he was honored as an hero and awarded a "Law Enforcement Oscar" by the Greensboro IUPA. What motives our 90s "hero" to become a failure republican simps today is unknown. Probably brainrot he watched on YouTube.
Routh's position on geopolitics can be deduced by figuring out the US Department of State's positions, from the Ukraine war to Trump hate, Routh swallows their positions hook line and sinker without fail. Despite allegedly having no money for alimony or child support, he has a home in Hawaii and jets to all the CIA fun sites, including his favorite, Ukraine, where he was involved with VolunteersForUkraine. Unfortunately he even failed at dying there, so we get to look at his ugly gob, and that of his pedo-son, Oran Routh.
Before the Day of the Stump
Before being recruited by the CIA to kill our beloved God-Emperor, believe it or not he actually voted for our God-Emperor back in 2016; before changing his mind no later than June 2020. In the self-published book he released in 2023, Ukraine’s Unwinnable War: The Fatal Flaw of Democracy, World Abandonment and the Global Citizen-Taiwan, Afghanistan, North Korea and the End of Humanity, which you can read here, he called the God-Emperor an idiot, bufoon and fool; and even asked Iran to assassinate the God-Emperor. Since 2019 almost all of his donations were towards Democrats.
He had a criminal record before his Trump assassination attempt, being arrested 8 times prior to the attempted stumping. One of these times in 2002 he hid for 3 hours in a construction facility in Greensboro and when he was caught, he had a machine gun.
He moved from North Carolina to Hawaii sometime in 2018.
After changing his mind he became obsessed with soon-to-be Russia after Russia launched their Special Military Operation; even going to Kiev in an attempt to get recruited to the Armed Forces of Ukraine. Unsurprisingly, he was rejected for his lack of military experience; but that didn't stop him as he tried to get multiple mercenaries recruited to fight against LE EBIL RUZZIAN EMPIRE!!1
The Day of the Stump
On September 15, 2024, Mr. Routh went to Trump International Golf Club where the God-Emperor was playing golf equipped with both an AK-47 (a Russian weapon) and a GoPro he would use to record the assassination. When the Secret Service started shooting at him, he ran away in a black Nissan SUV before being captured.
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| Kill count: | 0/20 Didn't even hit anyone unlike Tom Crooks |
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| Accuracy: | 0/20 V& fast + somehow thought he could aim an AK from 400 meters away |
| Style: | 3/20 Assassin's Creed: Golf Hall Edition |
| Butthurt: | 20/20 Will likely be memory-holed fast unlike the previous CIA subject |
| Bonus: | 5/20 Two Trump assassination attempts over the course of 2 months |
Wanted Level:
SECRET SERVICE
See Also
- CIA - The people responsible for this whole mess.
- The Donald - Still unstumped 8 years later. U mad, libtards?
- Thomas Matthew Crooks - They actually tried the same 2 months earlier, to better results.
- VolunteersForUkraine - Exactly what the fucker did back in 2022.
External Links
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Ryan Routh is part of a series on Visit the Truth Portal for complete coverage. |
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Ryan Routh is part of a series on Donald Trump. You're gonna love this article, believe me. |
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| Featured article September 25 & 26, 2024 | ||
| Preceded by Ljupco Steriev |
Ryan Routh | Succeeded by TBD |