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[[Image:Cartoonfigurecollection.jpg|right|thumb|250px|Plastic crap]] | |||
'''Plastic crap''' is the collection of [[anime]] figurines, ''[[Star Wars]]'' vehicles, action figures, ''[[Simpsons]]'' statuettes, Gundams, Lootcrate, "limited edition" J-List items and other made-in-[[China]]-by-child-slave-labor trash with which [[Basement-dweller|basement-dwelling]] [[nerds]] (often [[Wapanese]]) surround themselves. Like mold made of consumerism and [[lonely|loneliness]], plastic crap first appears in one area before spreading through the house, covering the walls with cheap shelving and endless rows of products designed for [[13-year-old boys]]. | |||
The amount of plastic crap in a room is inversely proportional to the likelihood that the room will be used for [[secks]]; thus, increasing the collection beyond a certain point is a bold declaration of [[masturbation|celibacy]]. | |||
== Gallery == | |||
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image:starwarsbedroom.jpg|This is where the [[Meme Magic|magic]] happens. | |||
Image:Starwarscollection.jpg|MOAR! | |||
Image:JDRcollection.jpg|Some of the junk [[Jennifer Diane Reitz|JDR]] went broke buying. | |||
Image:JDRcollection2.jpg|Another wall of JDR's fortune. | |||
Image:SimpsonsFigures.jpg|More injection-molded [[unfunny]] bullshit. | |||
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Image:Virginsdemotivator.jpg|Who needs sex when you've got tiny, plastic robots? | |||
Image:Mlp2.jpg|Girls can [[My Little Pony Arena|liek plastic crap too]]. | |||
Image:CWChugemipples.JPG|[[Chris-chan|Chris-Chan's]] huge collection of shite. | |||
Image:Ryan Tumaliuan.png|failed America's Greatest Otaku contestant | |||
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Good thing is, your car becomes a really effective [[loli]] bait (or a pussy deflector). | |||
== See also == | |||
[[File:MLP happy merchandiser.jpg|link=|right]] | |||
* [[Amiibo]] - "They're different because they're interactive!!!" | |||
* [[Etsy]] | |||
* [[Fidget spinner]] - The [[autism|sperg]] version of this. | |||
* [[Hello Kitty]] - The female version of this. | |||
* [[Manchild]] | |||
* [[My Little Pony]] - Only for virgin [[lolcow]] [[bronies]]. | |||
* [[Pixelmari]] - A trap that uses plastic crap to die alone. | |||
* [[Transformers]] - "Just so you can have a puzzle!!!" | |||
* [[Wal-Mart|Walmart]] | |||
* [[Virginity]] | |||
=== Known "collectors" === | |||
* All [[Wapanese]] (in the form of what they call [[Dollfie]]'s) | |||
* [[Warhammer 40k|Army generals of the future]] | |||
* [[BlueCatRiolu]] | |||
* [[Chris-chan]] | |||
* [[DrMusic2]] | |||
* Everyone on [[virgin|/toy/]] | |||
* [[Greg Mazujian]] | |||
* [[Jennifer Diane Reitz]] | |||
* [[Lord Rexington Fear]] | |||
* [[Mariotehplumber]] | |||
* The members of [[My Little Pony Arena]] | |||
* [[Thesugarmonster]] | |||
* [[The Unknown Autobot]] | |||
* [[You]] | |||
== External links == | |||
* The king of all [[basement-dweller]]s shows off his [http://archive.fo/gbW8x treasures]. Warning: this page will [[rape|raep]] your bandwidth. | |||
* JDR [http://otakuworld.com/jennifer/image/tour/index.html discusses her plan] to acquire every computer game ever published, and then preserve them in "museum-like" conditions. | |||
* [[Warhammer]] figures - [http://www.games-workshop.com plastic crap priced as gold.] | |||
* [http://science.howstuffworks.com/science-vs-myth/everyday-myths/how-long-does-it-take-for-plastics-to-biodegrade.htm Trick your local plastic crap collector into opening their drapes every day, telling them sunlight helps preserve glossy plastic (it really speeds its decomposition by a factor of a fucktillion)] | |||
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Latest revision as of 17:15, 25 August 2024
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FACT ALERT: Your Beanie Babies won't actually pay for your retirement. |
Plastic crap is the collection of anime figurines, Star Wars vehicles, action figures, Simpsons statuettes, Gundams, Lootcrate, "limited edition" J-List items and other made-in-China-by-child-slave-labor trash with which basement-dwelling nerds (often Wapanese) surround themselves. Like mold made of consumerism and loneliness, plastic crap first appears in one area before spreading through the house, covering the walls with cheap shelving and endless rows of products designed for 13-year-old boys.
The amount of plastic crap in a room is inversely proportional to the likelihood that the room will be used for secks; thus, increasing the collection beyond a certain point is a bold declaration of celibacy.
Gallery
-
This is where the magic happens. -
MOAR! -
Some of the junk JDR went broke buying. -
Another wall of JDR's fortune. -
More injection-molded unfunny bullshit.
[Expand Gallery]
-
Who needs sex when you've got tiny, plastic robots? -
Girls can liek plastic crap too. -
Chris-Chan's huge collection of shite. -
failed America's Greatest Otaku contestant
Good thing is, your car becomes a really effective loli bait (or a pussy deflector).
See also
- Amiibo - "They're different because they're interactive!!!"
- Etsy
- Fidget spinner - The sperg version of this.
- Hello Kitty - The female version of this.
- Manchild
- My Little Pony - Only for virgin lolcow bronies.
- Pixelmari - A trap that uses plastic crap to die alone.
- Transformers - "Just so you can have a puzzle!!!"
- Walmart
- Virginity
Known "collectors"
- All Wapanese (in the form of what they call Dollfie's)
- Army generals of the future
- BlueCatRiolu
- Chris-chan
- DrMusic2
- Everyone on /toy/
- Greg Mazujian
- Jennifer Diane Reitz
- Lord Rexington Fear
- Mariotehplumber
- The members of My Little Pony Arena
- Thesugarmonster
- The Unknown Autobot
- You
External links
- The king of all basement-dwellers shows off his treasures. Warning: this page will raep your bandwidth.
- JDR discusses her plan to acquire every computer game ever published, and then preserve them in "museum-like" conditions.
- Warhammer figures - plastic crap priced as gold.
- Trick your local plastic crap collector into opening their drapes every day, telling them sunlight helps preserve glossy plastic (it really speeds its decomposition by a factor of a fucktillion)
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