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:''Disambiguation: the acronym '''CP''' may instead stand for '''Cartoon Pornography''' (aka '''CarP'''), for this please see [[animu]], or more specifically, [[hentai]]. It may also refer to the [[Chans Portal]]. It may also refer to [[CHILDPROTECT]], Wikipedia's new policy.
:''Disambiguation: the acronym '''CP''' may instead stand for '''Cartoon Pornography''' (a.k.a. '''CarP'''), for this please see [[animu]], or more specifically, [[hentai]]. It may also refer to the [[Chans Portal]]. It may also refer to [[CHILDPROTECT]], Wikipedia's new policy.
 
[[Image:1224477320013.jpg|thumb|left|CP: get it Wednesday]]
[[Image:1224477320013.jpg|thumb|left|CP: get it Wednesday]]
[[Image:Imagefapdog.jpg|thumb|[http://www.imagefap.com DO IT TODAY!]]]
[[Image:Imagefapdog.jpg|thumb|[http://www.imagefap.com DO IT TODAY!]]]
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The FBI will trade you CP for butthurt to the third degree.  Public humiliation and shunning are just the pre-trial fun.  Even murderers and rapists look down on pedophiles, so on the plus side, [[death|your sentence might be shorter than you'd expected]].  Let's be honest - the only reason you would really have it anyway would be to relive the past memories of that hunting trip when you were five. And if you are a high ranking person working at the Pentagon and have a top secret security clearance, chances are that [[feels good man|you won't have to worry about prison]]! [http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/07/24/earlyshow/saturday/main6709350.shtml]
The FBI will trade you CP for butthurt to the third degree.  Public humiliation and shunning are just the pre-trial fun.  Even murderers and rapists look down on pedophiles, so on the plus side, [[death|your sentence might be shorter than you'd expected]].  Let's be honest - the only reason you would really have it anyway would be to relive the past memories of that hunting trip when you were five. And if you are a high ranking person working at the Pentagon and have a top secret security clearance, chances are that [[feels good man|you won't have to worry about prison]]! [http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/07/24/earlyshow/saturday/main6709350.shtml]


==Mobile CP==
== Mobile CP ==
<Center>{{morphquote|CC1|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
 
<center>
{{morphquote|CC1|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|There's been a trend now for some years of even babies being raped.|Denise Richie from Stop Demand
|There's been a trend now for some years of even babies being raped.|Denise Richie from Stop Demand
|your life is a fail; you is go ta jail; you gots caught with cp; now you will suck peepee|An ancient Chinese proverb
|your life is a fail; you is go ta jail; you gots caught with cp; now you will suck peepee|An ancient Chinese proverb
}}</center>
}}
</center>
 
Officials are also concerned by an increasing number of attempts to view child pornography on mobile devices, with 16,000 attempts registered. Smartphones, like iPhones and androids make up roughly half that number. iPod music players make up 30 percent, iPads 10 percent and Playstation 3's 10 percent. And a small number of blocks were even recorded against Nintendo Wii interactive gaming consoles.
Officials are also concerned by an increasing number of attempts to view child pornography on mobile devices, with 16,000 attempts registered. Smartphones, like iPhones and androids make up roughly half that number. iPod music players make up 30 percent, iPads 10 percent and Playstation 3's 10 percent. And a small number of blocks were even recorded against Nintendo Wii interactive gaming consoles.


Ms Ritchie says that shows the issue is being increasingly normalised.
Ms Ritchie says that shows the issue is being increasingly normalised.
57 members of the public have tried to access the material by appealing against the blocks. All were unsuccessful, but some of the reasons given include:
57 members of the public have tried to access the material by appealing against the blocks. All were unsuccessful, but some of the reasons given include:
#"I need to look at kids getting ******"
#"At 70 years old I should be able to see this"
#"Just peeking so I can report it for blocking"
#"I fantasise about my aunt"
#"I don't have children"


==ZOMG==
# "I need to look at kids getting ******"
===MY MACHINE IS A PERVERT===
# "At 70 years old I should be able to see this"
# "Just peeking so I can report it for blocking"
# "I fantasise about my aunt"
# "I don't have children"
 
== ZOMG ==
 
=== MY MACHINE IS A PERVERT ===
 
Some guy was [http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/11/09/malware_child_abuse_images_frame_up/ framed for CP posession by his computer], or so he claims---it is entirely possible that an experienced CP fapper will have developed muscles and reflexes sufficient to allow him to move to 43 sites in ten seconds and download all that pr0n, but in any event he got off after a dicey couple of years.  This could happen to [[B|anyone who practises poor computer hygiene]], and in fact will [[Blowjob|go down]] in history as the opening salvo of the Computer-Human Wars.
Some guy was [http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/11/09/malware_child_abuse_images_frame_up/ framed for CP posession by his computer], or so he claims---it is entirely possible that an experienced CP fapper will have developed muscles and reflexes sufficient to allow him to move to 43 sites in ten seconds and download all that pr0n, but in any event he got off after a dicey couple of years.  This could happen to [[B|anyone who practises poor computer hygiene]], and in fact will [[Blowjob|go down]] in history as the opening salvo of the Computer-Human Wars.


===THEY'RE REQUESTING CP, WHAT DO?===
=== THEY'RE REQUESTING CP, WHAT DO? ===
 
If this happens, there are three possibilities for what's happening; that it is a slow day at the [[BRBFBI|FBI]] HQ and they are looking to make a few pickups, that it is a troll or lastly, and in light of recent events this is highly probable, that [[Snacks]] is back, and that he wants [[Fukken saved|MOAR CP]] to fap with.
If this happens, there are three possibilities for what's happening; that it is a slow day at the [[BRBFBI|FBI]] HQ and they are looking to make a few pickups, that it is a troll or lastly, and in light of recent events this is highly probable, that [[Snacks]] is back, and that he wants [[Fukken saved|MOAR CP]] to fap with.


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{{cg|'''CP gallery'''|fcgallery|center|<gallery>
Image:CP_crate.jpg|CP - Now available in crates
<!>File:Captain price.jpg|[[Call of Duty 4|Captain Price]]</!>
Image:CP icon 256x256.png|[[Photoshop|Captivate-CS3]]
File:CP_crate.jpg|CP - Now available in crates
Image:Facebookcp.jpg|[[Failbook]] is great if you like CP!
File:CP icon 256x256.png|[[Photoshop|Captivate-CS3]]
Image:CP supplies.jpg|Where [[you|sick fucks]] get CP</gallery>|<gallery>
File:Facebookcp.jpg|[[Failbook]] is great if you like CP!
Image:Kirk and the golden phallus.jpg|[[William Shatner|Canadian Pussy]]
File:CP supplies.jpg|Where [[you|sick fucks]] get CP</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:CP-Train.jpg|Canadian Pacific Train.
File:Kirk and the golden phallus.jpg|[[William Shatner|Canadian Pussy]]
Image:Cprail.jpg|And alternately Rail
File:CP-Train.jpg|Canadian Pacific Train.
Image:Chrétien tory attack ad.jpg|[[Jean Chretien|Canadian Priminister]]
File:Cprail.jpg|And alternately Rail
Image:Candlewick Press.gif|Do U get the [[Pedobear|bear]]?
File:Chrétien tory attack ad.jpg|[[Jean Chretien|Canadian Priminister]]
Image:CaptainPlanet1.jpg|Captain Planet
File:Candlewick Press.gif|Do U get the [[Pedobear|bear]]?
Image:Captain_price.jpg|[[Call_of_Duty_4|Captain Price]].
File:CaptainPlanet1.jpg|Captain Planet
Image:Coordinateplane.gif|Cartesian Plane
File:Coordinateplane.gif|Cartesian Plane
Image:Cp07videothumb.jpg|Fashion designer Cassette Playa
File:Cp07videothumb.jpg|Fashion designer Cassette Playa
Image:Castrationfromteeth.jpg‎|Castrated Penis
File:Castrationfromteeth.jpg‎|Castrated Penis
Image:Catching predators.jpg|Catching Predators
File:Catching predators.jpg|Catching Predators
Image:CatPoop.jpg|Cat Poop
File:CatPoop.jpg|Cat Poop
Image:Picard.gif|Captain Picard
File:Picard.gif|Captain Picard
Image:Carl Palmer.jpg|Carl Palmer
File:Carl Palmer.jpg|Carl Palmer
Image:CPlogo.png|Cedar Point
File:CPlogo.png|Cedar Point
Image:Retardedtoad.jpg|[[Retard|Cerebral Palsy]]
File:Retardedtoad.jpg|[[Retard|Cerebral Palsy]]
Image:Cheerleading pirate.jpg|Cheerleading Pirate
File:Cheerleading pirate.jpg|Cheerleading Pirate
Image:Chikinf00kr.jpg|[[Chikins]] Poultry
File:Chikinf00kr.jpg|[[Chikins]] Poultry
Image:COCAINE IS BAD FOR YOU by TR0LLHAMMEREN.jpg|[[Gothzilla|Captain Ponyhawk]]
File:COCAINE IS BAD FOR YOU by TR0LLHAMMEREN.jpg|[[Gothzilla|Captain Ponyhawk]]
Image:Childs_play_banner2.png |[[Pedobear|Child's Play]]
File:Childs_play_banner2.png |[[Pedobear|Child's Play]]
Image:Guitar scale.gif|[[guitar|Chord Progression]]
File:Guitar scale.gif|[[guitar|Chord Progression]]
Image:ALSOCP.jpg|[[Star Trek|Chris Pine]]
File:ALSOCP.jpg|[[Star Trek|Chris Pine]]
Image:Cinderellas prince.JPG|Cinderella's Prince
File:Cinderellas prince.JPG|Cinderella's Prince
Image:see_pee.jpg|City Paper
File:see_pee.jpg|City Paper
Image:Metrocop full.jpg|Civil Protection
File:Metrocop full.jpg|Civil Protection
Image:pedobear_in_pool.jpg|Closed Pool
File:pedobear_in_pool.jpg|Closed Pool
Image:Clownpron.jpg|[[Insane Clown Posse|Clown Porn]]. (Just as disturbing, yet somehow still legal)
File:Clownpron.jpg|[[Insane Clown Posse|Clown Porn]]. (Just as disturbing, yet somehow still legal)
Image:Obama_monkey_nigger.jpg‎|Colored President
File:Obama_monkey_nigger.jpg‎|Colored President
Image:Colouring pencils.jpg|Coloring Pencils
File:Colouring pencils.jpg|Coloring Pencils
Image:hammerandsickle.png|Communist Party
File:hammerandsickle.png|Communist Party
Image:Ken_Hoang.jpg|[[Tourneyfag|Competitive Players]]
File:Ken_Hoang.jpg|[[Tourneyfag|Competitive Players]]
Image:Concertpianist.jpg‎|Concert Pianist
File:Concertpianist.jpg‎|Concert Pianist
Image:Schlafly angelical.JPG|[[Conservapedia]]
File:Schlafly angelical.JPG|[[Conservapedia]]
Image:Control_point.png|Control Point
File:Control_point.png|Control Point
Image:CookiePuss.jpg|Cookie Puss
File:CookiePuss.jpg|Cookie Puss
Image:Bmw10.jpg|Cooler People
File:Bmw10.jpg|Cooler People
Image:Negropunished.jpg‎|Coon Property
File:Negropunished.jpg‎|Coon Property
Image:John-stamos1.jpg‎|Cool Person
File:John-stamos1.jpg‎|Cool Person
Image:Cooterpie.jpg‎|Cooter Pie
File:Cooterpie.jpg‎|Cooter Pie
Image:Copy-Pasta.jpg|Copy Pasta
File:Copy-Pasta.jpg|Copy Pasta
Image:Creepypasta.jpg|Creepy Pasta
File:Creepypasta.jpg|Creepy Pasta
Image:FT-Staccy.jpg|[[BDSM|Corporal Punishment]]
File:FT-Staccy.jpg|[[BDSM|Corporal Punishment]]
Image:Tay zonday rain.jpg|[[Tay Zonday|Colored Person]]
File:Tay zonday rain.jpg|[[Tay Zonday|Colored Person]]
Image:171-0505100334-216168-71174.jpg‎|Crack Pipe
File:171-0505100334-216168-71174.jpg‎|Crack Pipe
Image:Creatine_phosphate.png|Creatine Phosphate, the chemical CP
File:Creatine_phosphate.png|Creatine Phosphate, the chemical CP
Image:UF 20071208 Cthulhu and Crud Puppy.png|Crud Puppy
File:UF 20071208 Cthulhu and Crud Puppy.png|Crud Puppy
Image:Cunt Punt.jpg|Cunt Punt
File:Cunt Punt.jpg|Cunt Punt
Image:Cyan_purse.JPG|Cyan Purse
File:Cyan_purse.JPG|Cyan Purse
Image:CP System board.gif|[[Street Fighter 2|Capcom Power]]
File:CP System board.gif|[[Street Fighter 2|Capcom Power]]
Image:RHCP.jpg|Chili Peppers
File:RHCP.jpg|Chili Peppers
Image:Corn Pops.jpg|Corn Pops
File:Corn Pops.jpg|Corn Pops
Image:Cocoa Puffs shirt link.jpg|Cocoa Puffs
File:Cocoa Puffs shirt link.jpg|Cocoa Puffs
File:Philip Garrido lol.jpg|[[Creepy Phil]]
File:Philip Garrido lol.jpg|[[Creepy Phil]]
Image:Evenwomenloveit.jpg|CP cup.
File:Evenwomenloveit.jpg|CP cup.
Image:Childporn2008.jpg|Camp for aspiring child pornography [[retards|stars]]
File:Childporn2008.jpg|Camp for aspiring child pornography [[retards|stars]]
File:Kimmo Captain Planet.jpg|CP version of a [[Kimmo|notorious CP provider.]]
File:Kimmo Captain Planet.jpg|CP version of a [[Kimmo|notorious CP provider.]]
Image:Chicago-Pneumatic-logo.png|CP machinery.
File:Chicago-Pneumatic-logo.png|CP machinery.
Image:Blood_CP.jpg|CP in Blood
File:Blood_CP.jpg|CP in Blood
Image:DeliciousCP.jpg|Cheese Pizza
File:DeliciousCP.jpg|Cheese Pizza
Image:Cuban Pete.jpg|Cuban Pete
File:Cuban Pete.jpg|Cuban Pete
Image:Virtua Racing Deluxe 32X.png|Check point!
File:Virtua Racing Deluxe 32X.png|Check point!
File:VirginKiller.jpg|[[Virgin Killer|This CP]] is now [[Internet Watch Foundation|IWF]] and [[FBI]] approved: [[fap]] away]]
</gallery>|}}


</gallery>|}}
[[File:Merge.jpg|thumbnail|right|Now more versatile.]]


[[Image:Merge.jpg|thumbnail|right|Now more versatile.]]
=== I'M POSTING CP ===


===I'M POSTING CP===
If you wish to supply your fellow Anons with actual CP then it is advisable to enclose it in a passworded rar, post it, then kill yourself before you get the [[Prison|irl banhammer]]. Fapping to CP on /b/ is considered a rite of passage. Do it and you truly are one of the damned and will forever be a [[Sick fuck|/b/rother]]. Unless you're a [[furry]]. (If it's an April video, you're fine.)
If you wish to supply your fellow Anons with actual CP then it is advisable to enclose it in a passworded rar, post it, then kill yourself before you get the [[Prison|irl banhammer]]. Fapping to CP on /b/ is considered a rite of passage. Do it and you truly are one of the damned and will forever be a [[Sick fuck|/b/rother]]. Unless you're a [[furry]]. (If it's an April video, you're fine.)


{{cg|'''CP?  In my /b/?'''|fcgallery1|center|<gallery>Image:26x.jpg|No more CP for you
{{cg|'''CP?  In my /b/?'''|fcgallery1|center|<gallery>File:26x.jpg|No more CP for you
Image:Usbcp.jpeg|[[USB Cable|The ultimate sauce for CP]]
<!>File:G.HanneliusPedoSeal.jpg|GirlLove Symbol</!>
Image:CPgetsyoubannedblankIP.jpg|CP gets you banned
<!>File:my-child-is-sexy.jpg|Hmmm...</!>
Image:4LittleGirls.jpg|You [[Sick fuck|SICK FUCK]]!</gallery>|<gallery>
File:Usbcp.jpeg|[[USB Cable|The ultimate sauce for CP]]
<!>Image:G.HanneliusPedoSeal.jpg| GirlLove Symbol<!>
File:CPgetsyoubannedblankIP.jpg|CP gets you banned
Image:20_to_life_loli.jpg|Soooo worth it!
File:4LittleGirls.jpg|You [[Sick fuck|SICK FUCK]]!</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:Girlscrewing.jpg|Start up the van!
File:20_to_life_loli.jpg|Soooo worth it!
Image:Average child.jpg|pr0n?
File:Girlscrewing.jpg|Start up the van!
Image:Fuckthem.jpg|Fuck them, fuck them!
File:Average child.jpg|pr0n?
Image:Shota away.jpg|Asking for it.
File:Fuckthem.jpg|Fuck them, fuck them!
Image:Cp lookout ownage.jpg|OH NOEZ!!!!!11!!1
File:Shota away.jpg|Asking for it.
Image:YallNiggasCP.jpg|Y'all niggas posting in a CP thread
File:Cp lookout ownage.jpg|OH NOEZ!!!!!11!!1
Image:Ms-update-turned-on.jpg|Even Microsoft Update wants in on the action.
File:YallNiggasCP.jpg|Y'all niggas posting in a CP thread
Image:Look_for_the_bear.jpg|Howto find CP
File:Ms-update-turned-on.jpg|Even Microsoft Update wants in on the action.
<!>Image:my-child-is-sexy.jpg|Hmmm...</!></gallery>}}
File:Look_for_the_bear.jpg|Howto find CP
</gallery>}}


==See also==
==See also==

Revision as of 19:29, 30 August 2015

Disambiguation: the acronym CP may instead stand for Cartoon Pornography (a.k.a. CarP), for this please see animu, or more specifically, hentai. It may also refer to the Chans Portal. It may also refer to CHILDPROTECT, Wikipedia's new policy.
CP: get it Wednesday
DO IT TODAY!
Because of this image, all other images on Ebaums contain child pornography
Dick Cheney on vacation.
Not CP

Perhaps you were looking for conservapedia?

Child Pornography (aka CP or ChiP) is what pedophiles masturbate to on the internet. Also known as one of the biggest lulz ever. It is estimated that 63% of all information traded on the Gnutella network is hardcore child pornography, softcore CP is found on jailbaitgallery.com

Child Pornography and posting it is as close as one can get to trolling on Ebaumsworld. However, it should be noted, having child pornography for any reason, even for a perfectly reasonable reason like trolling, can earn you an IRL banhammer for life in most western countries (though not in Japan, probably because Japan is an eastern country). Even though it is the primary life source of the cotton pickers of the world.

The FBI will trade you CP for butthurt to the third degree. Public humiliation and shunning are just the pre-trial fun. Even murderers and rapists look down on pedophiles, so on the plus side, your sentence might be shorter than you'd expected. Let's be honest - the only reason you would really have it anyway would be to relive the past memories of that hunting trip when you were five. And if you are a high ranking person working at the Pentagon and have a top secret security clearance, chances are that you won't have to worry about prison! [1]

Mobile CP

   
 
There's been a trend now for some years of even babies being raped.
 

 
 

—Denise Richie from Stop Demand

   
 
your life is a fail; you is go ta jail; you gots caught with cp; now you will suck peepee
 

 
 

—An ancient Chinese proverb

Officials are also concerned by an increasing number of attempts to view child pornography on mobile devices, with 16,000 attempts registered. Smartphones, like iPhones and androids make up roughly half that number. iPod music players make up 30 percent, iPads 10 percent and Playstation 3's 10 percent. And a small number of blocks were even recorded against Nintendo Wii interactive gaming consoles.

Ms Ritchie says that shows the issue is being increasingly normalised. 57 members of the public have tried to access the material by appealing against the blocks. All were unsuccessful, but some of the reasons given include:

  1. "I need to look at kids getting ******"
  2. "At 70 years old I should be able to see this"
  3. "Just peeking so I can report it for blocking"
  4. "I fantasise about my aunt"
  5. "I don't have children"

ZOMG

MY MACHINE IS A PERVERT

Some guy was framed for CP posession by his computer, or so he claims---it is entirely possible that an experienced CP fapper will have developed muscles and reflexes sufficient to allow him to move to 43 sites in ten seconds and download all that pr0n, but in any event he got off after a dicey couple of years. This could happen to anyone who practises poor computer hygiene, and in fact will go down in history as the opening salvo of the Computer-Human Wars.

THEY'RE REQUESTING CP, WHAT DO?

If this happens, there are three possibilities for what's happening; that it is a slow day at the FBI HQ and they are looking to make a few pickups, that it is a troll or lastly, and in light of recent events this is highly probable, that Snacks is back, and that he wants MOAR CP to fap with.

Sage is only good for covering up hippy stink. The appropriate response to a CP request is to either post one of the following classic CPs, or come up with some of your own. Go ahead - feed the trolls till they puke.

[Collapse GalleryExpand Gallery]
Now more versatile.

I'M POSTING CP

If you wish to supply your fellow Anons with actual CP then it is advisable to enclose it in a passworded rar, post it, then kill yourself before you get the irl banhammer. Fapping to CP on /b/ is considered a rite of passage. Do it and you truly are one of the damned and will forever be a /b/rother. Unless you're a furry. (If it's an April video, you're fine.)

CP? In my /b/? About missing Pics
[Collapse GalleryExpand Gallery]

See also

External links

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