CP

Disambiguation: the acronym CP may instead stand for Cartoon Pornography (a.k.a. CarP), for this please see animu, or more specifically, hentai. It may also refer to the Chans Portal. It may also refer to CHILDPROTECT, Wikipedia's new policy.

CP: get it Wednesday

DO IT TODAY!

Because of this image, all other images on Ebaums contain child pornography

Dick Cheney on vacation.

Not CP

Perhaps you were looking for conservapedia?

Child Pornography (aka CP or ChiP) is what pedophiles masturbate to on the internet. Also known as one of the biggest lulz ever. It is estimated that 63% of all information traded on the Gnutella network is hardcore child pornography, softcore CP is found on jailbaitgallery.com

Child Pornography and posting it is as close as one can get to trolling on Ebaumsworld. However, it should be noted, having child pornography for any reason, even for a perfectly reasonable reason like trolling, can earn you an IRL banhammer for life in most western countries (though not in Japan, probably because Japan is an eastern country). Even though it is the primary life source of the cotton pickers of the world.

The FBI will trade you CP for butthurt to the third degree. Public humiliation and shunning are just the pre-trial fun. Even murderers and rapists look down on pedophiles, so on the plus side, your sentence might be shorter than you'd expected. Let's be honest - the only reason you would really have it anyway would be to relive the past memories of that hunting trip when you were five. And if you are a high ranking person working at the Pentagon and have a top secret security clearance, chances are that you won't have to worry about prison! [1]

Mobile CP

	“	There's been a trend now for some years of even babies being raped.	„
	—Denise Richie from Stop Demand

	“	your life is a fail; you is go ta jail; you gots caught with cp; now you will suck peepee	„
	—An ancient Chinese proverb

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Officials are also concerned by an increasing number of attempts to view child pornography on mobile devices, with 16,000 attempts registered. Smartphones, like iPhones and androids make up roughly half that number. iPod music players make up 30 percent, iPads 10 percent and Playstation 3's 10 percent. And a small number of blocks were even recorded against Nintendo Wii interactive gaming consoles.

Ms Ritchie says that shows the issue is being increasingly normalised. 57 members of the public have tried to access the material by appealing against the blocks. All were unsuccessful, but some of the reasons given include:

1. "I need to look at kids getting ******"
2. "At 70 years old I should be able to see this"
3. "Just peeking so I can report it for blocking"
4. "I fantasise about my aunt"
5. "I don't have children"

ZOMG

MY MACHINE IS A PERVERT

Some guy was framed for CP posession by his computer, or so he claims---it is entirely possible that an experienced CP fapper will have developed muscles and reflexes sufficient to allow him to move to 43 sites in ten seconds and download all that pr0n, but in any event he got off after a dicey couple of years. This could happen to anyone who practises poor computer hygiene, and in fact will go down in history as the opening salvo of the Computer-Human Wars.

THEY'RE REQUESTING CP, WHAT DO?

If this happens, there are three possibilities for what's happening; that it is a slow day at the FBI HQ and they are looking to make a few pickups, that it is a troll or lastly, and in light of recent events this is highly probable, that Snacks is back, and that he wants MOAR CP to fap with.

Sage is only good for covering up hippy stink. The appropriate response to a CP request is to either post one of the following classic CPs, or come up with some of your own. Go ahead - feed the trolls till they puke.

CP gallery About missing Pics

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  CP - Now available in crates
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  Captivate-CS3
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  Failbook is great if you like CP!
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  Where sick fucks get CP

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  Canadian Pussy
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  Canadian Pacific Train.
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  And alternately Rail
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  Canadian Priminister
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  Do U get the bear?
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  Captain Planet
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  Cartesian Plane
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  Fashion designer Cassette Playa
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  Castrated Penis
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  Catching Predators
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  Cat Poop
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  Captain Picard
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  Carl Palmer
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  Cedar Point
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  Cerebral Palsy
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  Cheerleading Pirate
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  Chikins Poultry
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  Captain Ponyhawk
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  Child's Play
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  Chord Progression
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  Chris Pine
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  Cinderella's Prince
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  City Paper
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  Civil Protection
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  Closed Pool
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  Clown Porn. (Just as disturbing, yet somehow still legal)
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  Colored President
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  Coloring Pencils
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  Communist Party
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  Competitive Players
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  Concert Pianist
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  Conservapedia
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  Control Point
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  Cookie Puss
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  Cooler People
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  Coon Property
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  Cool Person
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  Cooter Pie
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  Copy Pasta
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  Creepy Pasta
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  Corporal Punishment
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  Colored Person
• Crack Pipe
  Crack Pipe
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  Creatine Phosphate, the chemical CP
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  Crud Puppy
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  Cunt Punt
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  Cyan Purse
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  Capcom Power
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  Chili Peppers
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  Corn Pops
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  Cocoa Puffs
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  Creepy Phil
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  CP cup.
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  Camp for aspiring child pornography stars
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  CP version of a notorious CP provider.
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  CP machinery.
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  CP in Blood
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  Cheese Pizza
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  Cuban Pete
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  Check point!
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  This CP is now IWF and FBI approved: fap away]]

I'M POSTING CP

Now more versatile.

If you wish to supply your fellow Anons with actual CP then it is advisable to enclose it in a passworded rar, post it, then kill yourself before you get the irl banhammer. Fapping to CP on /b/ is considered a rite of passage. Do it and you truly are one of the damned and will forever be a /b/rother. Unless you're a furry. (If it's an April video, you're fine.)

CP? In my /b/? About missing Pics

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  No more CP for you
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  The ultimate sauce for CP
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  CP gets you banned
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  You SICK FUCK!

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  Soooo worth it!
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  Start up the van!
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  pr0n?
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  Fuck them, fuck them!
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  Asking for it.
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  OH NOEZ!!!!!11!!1
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  Y'all niggas posting in a CP thread
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  Even Microsoft Update wants in on the action.
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  Howto find CP

See also

• 12chan
• AnonTalk
• Chris Beer - Infamous 4chan spammer
• Codey Porter
• Darknet
• Einsidler
• FBI
• Fukken Saved
• Hiding Files
• Illcitvirus115
• Jared Fogle
• João Bernardo
• Lolicon
• Pedobear
• R@ygold
• Tor

External links

• Wikipedia:CP violation

• The world's largest database of child pornography

• NYSE:CP Publicly traded - invest today!
• CP with clothes.

News

• February 25 2009: Wired loves CP and Pimping
• November 4 2011: New York Times: Life sentence for CP
• November 13 2011: 3News: searching for CP is normal now by Brook Sabin
• April 18 2012: Guardian: The counterproductive catch-all
• August 7 2014: Britfag wincest campaigner jailed for owning cartoon CP of the Simpsons ... apparently, Bart, Lisa and Milhouse are below the age of consent, despite having been on TV like, forever.

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