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==Cubby Gets His Fat Ass Arrested==
==Cubby Gets His Fat Ass Arrested==


[[Image:Cubby arrest tv.jpg|thumb|left|A popular expression for Cubby whilst in prison.]]
[[Image:Cubby arrest tv.jpg|thumb|left|A popular expression for Cubby while in prison.]]


Cubby was recently [http://www.wsoctv.com/news/17291694/detail.html arrested] for an on-air radio [[prank]] wherein he boarded a middle school bus at the behest of the other [[douche bag]] radio show hosts. Since Cubby has virtually no [[self-respect]], and will basically do anything [[loser|anyone]] tells him due his desperate need for acceptance, he decided to go along with it and was later [[arrested]] and charged with causing a [[Fat fuck|disturbance]]. He was released on a 1k bond.   
Cubby was recently [http://www.wsoctv.com/news/17291694/detail.html arrested] for an on-air radio [[prank]] wherein he boarded a middle school bus at the behest of the other [[douche bag]] radio show hosts. Since Cubby has virtually no [[self-respect]], and will basically do anything [[loser|anyone]] tells him due his desperate need for acceptance, he decided to go along with it and was later [[arrested]] and charged with causing a [[Fat fuck|disturbance]]. He was released on a 1k bond.   

Revision as of 03:32, 19 October 2015


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Cubby: model of aesthetic perfection.
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Cubby (aka Jase Edward Squires) is a 26 year old effeminate southern radio talk show "interviewer" for WIBT-FM/Charlotte 96.1, The Beat in North Carolina. More importantly, he's one of the more recent sources of anti-lulz on the tubes and even moar proof of the destructive power of viral video. Cubby is basically an even poorer man's version of a Steveo Mrsafety, a much more bloated, hairy, and desperate one, devoid of any actual redeemable qualities. His recent video titled "Cubby dances to Beyonce Single Ladies" - you know, that overplayed shitty song they spoofed on SNL? - became quite popular on JewTube due to large numbers of bored losers needing a quick laugh before they got back to watching Family Guy and Naruto episodes.

The Video:

I see a sock.

Cubby's 15 minutes


Cubby on CNN

Cubby Gets His Fat Ass Arrested

A popular expression for Cubby while in prison.

Cubby was recently arrested for an on-air radio prank wherein he boarded a middle school bus at the behest of the other douche bag radio show hosts. Since Cubby has virtually no self-respect, and will basically do anything anyone tells him due his desperate need for acceptance, he decided to go along with it and was later arrested and charged with causing a disturbance. He was released on a 1k bond.

Cubby Milks It For Everything It's Worth

Cubby with an even bigger faggot.
Cubby takes his fail to the streets.
Cubby wants to work at Hooters.
Cubby dresses up as a turkey for people to shoot at him.

External Links

Cubby doesn't like the ladies.

Videos

See Also

Cubby is part of a series on YouTube.

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People

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Websites

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Methods

Press chargesBlank your articleFile a lawsuitFile a DMCABuy a dogHire professionalsAsk people to helpCall the Police

End Result

Kill yourselfHide the EvidenceRagequit

See Also

White KnightingDone with EDFinal solutionFree Speech